What's the joke of the chicken?

Afraid of having chickens

"Mom, where do chickens come from?

mother: it's from an egg.

I dare not eat eggs after that. "

" why? "

" What should I do if I have a chicken in my belly?

pig: "chicken, why don't you take a bath?" It stinks more than me. " ?

Chicken: "Mom won't let me wash it." ?

piggy: "why?" ?

Chicken: "Mom says it's dirty to rub myself back and forth in the shower."

Once upon a time, there was a mountain villa. There was a very fast chicken in the mountain villa. This chicken ran faster than any animal. The owner of the mountain villa often boasted proudly that his chicken was the fastest. ?

later, a very rich foreigner came. He had a soft spot for this chicken and liked it very much?

He said to the owner of the villa, "I'll give you 2w. Will you sell me this chicken?

the owner of the villa said, I'm not for sale?

The foreigner said again: I'll give you 5w. Will you sell this chicken to me?

Reluctantly, the owner of the villa added: I'm not selling?

After listening to this, the foreigner became anxious and said, You are just a chicken! I will give you 1w! You sell it to me. ?

the owner of the villa was a little moved after hearing this, but he said: I'm not for sale?

Finally, the foreigner said angrily, You don't buy a chicken for 1w W. Are you out of your mind? ?

finally, the owner of the villa said helplessly, I can't catch up. ..........