Tell a joke in English, from 120 words to 150 words. It's a higher level. Don't be difficult. I want stories, not all conversations. I'd better kiss myself.

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."

Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

Tom: I just took some medicine, but I forgot to shake the bottle.

Mom: Why do you keep jumping up and down?

Tom: I just took the medicine, but I forgot to shake the bottle first.

Tom: William borrowed five pounds from me. Was it right for me to lend it to him?

Jack: Of course.

Tom: Why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

Tom: William borrowed five pounds from me. Should I lend it to him?

Jack: Of course.

Tom: Why?

Jack: Otherwise, he should borrow it from me.