What should I do when there is silence/embarrassment? Help me collect some funny jokes. ..

One day, Xiaoming's father asked Xiaoming to buy oil and gave him 3 yuan. When Xiaoming came to 1 store, he heard the boss singing: "We are the successors of capitalism, ..." Xiaoming gave the boss a dollar to learn this song. When he came to the second store, he heard the boss singing, "This is my home, and I never leave." Xiaoming gave his boss another dollar to learn this song. When he came to the third store, he heard the boss singing "Japanese devils took off their underwear and ran all over the street." In order to learn this song, I gave my boss another dollar. When Xiao Ming came home, his father asked, "Where is the oil?" No, Xiao Ming said. Where is the money? Xiao Ming's father asked. Used up, Xiao Ming said. When his father told him to kneel down, he sang: "We are the successors of capitalism ..." When his father told Xiaoming to get out, he sang: "This is my home, and I never leave." Seeing his father take off his underwear, he sang: "Japanese devils took off their underwear and ran all over the street."