What cute jokes have you heard?

1. On the bus, a wretched man stretched out a salty pig's hand to a young woman next to him, and the woman immediately opened her mouth and ate it.

2. Just now on the bus, I heard an excellent mother teach her son to recite poems: "It's noon when weeding, and mother is the hardest;" Play mahjong in the afternoon and fight the landlord at night. " Is this world against the sky?

3. Just after taking a shower, my mother looked at me and suddenly said, "My niece looks like Sister Furong!" I petrified on the spot ... three seconds later, my mother said, "oh, no, it's hibiscus!"

4. One day, Xiaoding was flipping through a book and suddenly said to her mother, "That makes sense, it is good to open the book!" The mother listened and said happily, "OK, son! So mom asked you to read more books. " "Mom, there is a dollar in the book. I can buy ice cream!"

5. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When it reaches 999, I will send it to you emotionally and say, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!