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What are people afraid of changing their jokes into declarative sentences?
1)
Master Bai asked: Smart Afanti, which part of me do you think is the smartest?
Afanti replied: Dear Master Bai, of course it’s your mouth. Because your mouth shouted without thinking:
Raise the rent! Increase the rent!
After hearing this, the Lord City Lord also asked: Ah Fanti, which part of me do you think is the smartest?
Afanti twirled his beard and replied: Dear Lord City Lord, of course it is your eyes. Because your eyes blink
Without even blinking, gold coins will appear.
Master Bai hurriedly asked: Smart Afanti, what do you think you are the smartest?
Afanti patted the donkey and replied: Of course it's my legs, don't even think about it - go!
II)
Lord City Lord, Afanti, Master Bai, the three of them were riding donkeys on the road.
Master Bai, who was walking at the end, caught up and asked: Afanti, why does your donkey always like to stand in front of me?
Afanti replied: Dear Master Bai, because my donkey doesn’t want to see your face.
The city lord walking in front also turned around and asked: Afan Ti, why does your donkey always like to follow me?
Afan asked the question and the donkey replied: Dear City Lord. Because my donkey thinks: looking at your butt is better than looking at you. My face feels much more comfortable.
3)
The city lord, Mr. Bayi and Avanti stood on the top of the big tree.
The Lord of the City asked: Afanti, if the three of us fall at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
Afanti thought for a while and answered: Dear Lord of the City, of course you will be the first to hit the ground. .Because you once said: Even if you stick your head three feet into the ground, you will still find gold. I think that for the gold on the ground, you will definitely rush down as fast as possible.
Master Bai then asked: Afanti, who will be the second to land?
Afanti replied: Dear Master Bai, of course you will be the second to land. Because you once said Past: The land is your money tree.
It is your money jar. For your money tree, why don’t you rush down hard?
Bang bang. There is only Avanti on the tree. Alone.
Master Bai crawled on the ground and shouted: Afanti, why haven't you fallen yet?
Afanti quickly replied: My lords. My body was too light. When I came down, I was hung on a branch.
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