Joke about going to the toilet and the toilet is being renovated

Ten minutes before the class started, the teacher noticed a large group of people who were drowsy. He slapped my table and yelled: Do you want to fall asleep when you see me?

Lao Wang was walking his dog in the park, but he fainted in a secluded place and fell unconscious.

Fortunately, his dog called the doctor in time and he was saved.

Afterwards, people praised Lao Wang’s dog for being smart, but Lao Wang said helplessly: “Why is it so smart? The person he called that day was actually a veterinarian.”

< p>"My ideal is to earn 10,000 yuan a month like my dad."

"Your dad earns 10,000 yuan a month?"

"No, I mean I do too You must have a great ideal like your father."

A friend named Liu loved reading about the Three Kingdoms and loved the friendship in Taoyuan the most, so he took it upon himself to change his name to "Liu Guanzhang". A few years later, the business started. I have never been able to do it well...

Sina Weibo verification question: "Which one can make calls, a light or a telephone?"

I thought about it for a long time, the correct answer should be the light, right? The phone will never beat itself up...

Sverkos, the Czech who scored the winning goal, found a hole in his socks due to excessive force, so he ran to the sidelines to change a pair.

The assistant coach asked him: "What color socks do you want?"

He replied: "The same color."

Composer: " It took me 10 years to compose this lullaby."

Publisher: "Why did it take you so long?"

Composer: " It keeps lulling me to sleep!"