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Ask four people to perform a funny English short play for about four or five minutes.
Police Tactical Unit: (to the nurse) Excuse me?
Nurse: (on the phone) It says that if you are not satisfied with this candy, just call this number. Well, I'm not completely satisfied. (Pause) Yeah, but the label promises the benefits of nuts.
Police Tactical Unit: (to the nurse) Listen, it's a little urgent. Well, I think you know, otherwise we would be in the forecasting room. (dry smile).
Nurse: (looking impatiently at the police tactical team, phone in hand) Hold on. Fill out the form and sit over there. (throwing a form to the police tactical unit)
(Form taken by Police Tactical Unit)
Crooked nose: (covering her nose and running to the nurse) Look, I don't want to do anything, okay. But I'm in pain now, right? My face is tanned.
Nurse: (holding the phone and looking at the chocolate in his hand instead of his crooked nose) Well, you have to wait for your turn.
White: (to the nurse) Well, how long do you think it will take?
Nurse: (still holding the phone and looking at the white clothes) Any minute. (Laughter)
Crooked nose: (to nurse) Hey, miss.
(The nurse gave three people a vicious look, and they took a step back and sat down on the sofa. )
(Back from treatment of crooked nose)
Police Tactical Unit: (pointing to crooked nose) Hyman!
White: (Shouting at the same time) Heybuddy!
Crooked nose: Hi! Then he easily throws the form on the table and looks at the nurse. )
Nurse: (coldly) Oh, that's very attractive. (Laughter)
Police Tactical Team: (to the nurse) Oh, I think you did well in The Silence of the Lambs. (Laughter)
(crooked nose, white clothes, coldly looking at white hat)
Police tactical unit: (to crooked nose) Oh, come on, admit it! On the whole, you are very happy tonight.
Crooked nose: (asking police tactical unit) Is it fun? Where is the fun? Tell me specifically, which part is interesting? (asks white clothes) Where is my ice hockey?
White clothes: (turning to the child) Oh, ah. The kid got it.
Crooked nose: (walking towards white) This kid ...?
(Three people walk up to the child)
Crooked nose: (to children) Sorry, er, that's, that's my hockey.
Children: (turning to crooked nose) I found it. (proudly) those who find it will keep it, while those who lose will cry.
Police Tactical Unit: (The crooked nose and the police tactical unit look at each other, and the police tactical unit hips helplessly) You have to do this, man.
Crooked nose: (lack of self-confidence) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever? (turning to the police tactical unit) can't do it. (Police Tactical Unit shrugs, pats his crooked nose and turns away)
Crooked nose: (continuing to talk to the child helplessly) Listen … give me back my hockey puck.
Child: (without looking back decisively) No.
Crooked nose: (trying to snatch something from the child) "Yes", how about that. (Child: No) Come here. (Child: No) Give it to me! (Child: No! )
Nurse: Hey! Hey! There was no rude hug in my emergency room!
Crooked nose &; Child: (pulling) Give me the puck! ! !
(Puck is suddenly taken away and flies over the head of the nurse, who is knocked unconscious. Three people look at each other)
Crooked nose: (stunned, speaking to white clothes) ................................................................................................................................................................
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