Ask some liberal arts students jokes when they study science. ...

The performance in our freshman talent competition is very effective ~

Recommend it to the landlord ~

Liberal arts students and science students

A: Good evening, students studying art under the stage!

B: Good evening, students studying science and engineering under the stage!

Let me introduce myself first. I am a student in the Chinese Department of the College of Literature of our university. My name is Zhang Wen.

B: I want to introduce myself, too. I'm a student in the Physics Department of the School of Science of our university. They call me Xiao Li.

My last name is Wen!

B: My last name is Li.

A: I am twenty-two this year!

B: I'm twenty-one.

A: I am a monkey!

I am a chicken.

A: I am a liberal arts major. They all call me Wen monkey.

B: I'm a science major. They all call me Tian Delong! ;

A: You see, all the liberal arts students who come to see the performance today pay more attention to civilization.

B: Then all the science students who come to listen to my cross talk are so polite!

A: We liberal arts students are all literate.

B: We science students all have ideals.

A: Look at the temperament of our liberal arts students. Are very gentle.

B: Who says we science students are knowledgeable?

A: We liberal arts students would like to be a cloud in Mr. Xu Zhimo's Farewell to Cambridge.

We science students all want to be the asexual cells of Dolly the cloned sheep.

A: liberal arts students look at us. Liberal arts students: That's romantic and chic.

B: Science students look at us. Science student: Great.

A: liberal arts students see science students: that's called being dull.

B: Science students see liberal arts students: That's called an acid.

A: The happiest thing for liberal arts students is to watch you science students think hard by candlelight the night before Valentine's Day. What should I write on my girlfriend's card?

B: The happiest thing for science students is to see your liberal arts students holding passbooks at the bank gate. You don't know what the interest rate is.

A: The favorite compliment of liberal arts students is an article by your literati, which awakened the awakening of the whole nation.

B: What science students like to hear most is that they give you a fulcrum and you can pry up the earth.

A: The compliment that liberal arts students dislike most is: Wow, you even know Shakespeare, so profound!

B: The last compliment that science students want to hear: Ah, you can even change the circuit of the light bulb. How embarrassing!

A: The greatest ideal of liberal arts students is that articles will be circulated through the ages.

B: Science students firmly believe that traveling around the world is reasonable.

A: As a liberal arts student, I also want to remind all science students that practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

B: As a science student, I also want to tell you liberal arts students that there are actually many articles in the world.

A: liberal arts students are in love, paying attention to Hongyan's biography and passing on the words of love.

B: Science students fall in love, pay attention to applied physics, and just have their eyes open.

A: Many boys chase us liberal arts girls because looks are equal to beauty.

B: Many boys chase after us science girls, too, because brains represent wisdom.

A: Many girls love to find liberal arts boys as boyfriends, because liberal arts boys are sweet-mouthed!

B: Later, these girls were caught up by our science boys, because we were diligent in legs!

A: What arts students can't figure out most about you science students is that college time is wasted from morning till night.

B: What science students can't figure out most about you arts students is that you don't feel bad about wasting time and youth from morning till night.

In fact, we didn't waste time. Our life is like an essay, scattered and gathered again.

Actually, we're not kidding. Our life is as orderly as a gear mold.

A: Let's just say that we liberal arts students need to know more about you science students.

Let's just say that we science students should learn from your liberal arts students!

A: Learning is far from perfect. Since ancient times, there has been no distinction between arts and sciences.

We should help each other and contribute to the four modernizations!

A: I can ask you to help me calculate the interest rate when I deposit money again after that.

B: No problem. I'll save it for you.

A: But I have to fill in the password myself!

He is not stupid. Will you write me a love letter when I fall in love in the future?

No problem. I can deliver it for you.

B: Great-no, I'd better deliver it safely!

A: He's not stupid either. Then I can also help you organize your paper.

B: Then I'll help you repair the electrical appliances.

I want to conduct a social survey.

B: Then let me do the statistics for you.

I want to publish an electronic book.

B: Then I'll help you make a sorting program.

What if I take the exam?

B: Then I'll pass on a cheat to you.

What if I work?

B: Then I'll kiss your boss's ass.

A: What if I become a leader?

B: Then I'll find you a honey.

A: What if I take bribes?

B: Then I'll help you hide your property.

What if something happens to me?

B: Then I'll-I'll report you to the police.