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What stupid things did you do at school?

I did two stupid things at school, both about computers. It's still funny to think about it now.

In 2007, I was in Grade Two. At that time, there was only one computer class a week, which was basically occupied by three main courses: Chinese, Mathematics and English. Finally, God opened his eyes, and finally I can have a computer class. Oh, my God! The students are all rubbing their hands.

Everyone was dumbfounded when they went to the computer room. Only forty computers. That's not enough. Only one for two. I share one with my deskmate. At that time, I didn't dare to operate, so I looked at my deskmate and tossed around. I put on my headphones and turned on the thousand listeners (there are no thousand listeners now) and turned the sound to the maximum. At this time, my deskmate opened the webpage, and the words "passionate novel" appeared on the webpage, but I just saw those four words and said them out loud. You can't feel how loud your voice is when you are wearing headphones. After a few seconds, the whole class looked at it in unison. Then burst into laughter. I know I'm famous now!

The second one was almost beaten. As for what happened, listen to me. It was a Sunday afternoon, and we boarders all went back to school on Sunday afternoon. As long as this time, the game consoles and Internet cafes in the town are always crowded. Not only the students love to go, but also the class teacher and the teachers of the Political and Educational Affairs Office, but all the teachers go in the middle of the night, as everyone knows!

Because I just had a computer class a while ago. My heart began to itch. I didn't want to go at first, so I didn't have five pocket money a week. In the end, I still can't stand it. Needless to say, there must be no machine when you enter the Internet cafe, so you have to join the crowd. Watch them play single cs QQ speed QQ, and there will be seats soon. Hey, hey, it's my turn. Give the money to the boss and write down the account password with a small note. Oh, my god, I can also play computer. But soon I was confused, how to turn it on? I want to hire someone, but I can't save face. After a long struggle, I decided to do it myself. Yes, you guessed it. It really hit the machine next to it. The buddy on the internet next to me, in today's words, is a "social person". Dude's eyes are filled in by his own brain.