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Perfect Lover
Many people don't understand, but Jia Jia must have her own ideas. She wants to find a handsome, rich and kind husband. Friends think she is whimsical, but Jia Jia proves to them with facts that the perfect man still exists.
His name is Wang Jiajun, and he is the president of an art company. One meter eight, as long as the small fresh meat on TV, can be squeezed out with tender skin.
When inviting friends to dinner, Wang Jiajun always takes Jia Jia's food first and then puts it in his bowl. There is no rich young master's pie.
What makes friends jealous is that he is not only handsome and rich, but also very kind to Jia Jia. He is a versatile man, especially in painting. What he is best at is drawing ghosts. Of course, he is not a horrible cannibal, but a quiet and beautiful beauty ghost. Such ghosts not only make people not afraid, but also make people have infinite yearning.
Wang Jiajun said he was a court painter in hell, but everyone just thought he was a joke, and no one would really believe him.
He is very kind to Jia Jia, and men feel normal. Sensitive women always feel that he is cherishing every minute they are together, as if his time is running out.
Jiajia feels the same way, but he always tells her that she thinks too much.
Finally, one day, as usual, Wang Jiajun invited Jia Jia to go out for a walk in the evening. He said that he would take Jia Jia to do something interesting. Jia Jia asked him anything interesting, but he didn't say anything, just asked whose husband she admired most. She said he was enough.
Jia Jun added, "Didn't you say that your university teacher is the best for his wife?" . Then I'll show you.
Jia Jun and Jia Jia came to the downstairs of her university teacher. Then he grabbed the hand and they flew to the window of Professor Wang's house on the ninth floor.
Jia Jia was shocked and asked her boyfriend who he was. Jia Jun said she would and told her, but not now.
Professor Wang and his wife were quarreling, and the quarrel was so fierce that her wife began to cry. Professor Wang immediately took out a handkerchief to wipe her tears and told jokes to make her happy. His wife immediately burst into tears and hit him twice to get back together.
"You see, loving couples don't know how to end the quarrel."
Jia Jun took Jia Jia to Boss Wang's house again. Jia Jiayi always thought he was as rich as an enemy, and his wife had unlimited scenery.
When they flew out of the window of Boss Wang's house on the eighteenth floor, his wife was crying with her best friend, saying that Boss Wang hadn't come home for a long time. I saw him holding a beautiful woman's hand when I was shopping yesterday. She was afraid to quarrel with him for fear that her husband would not want her.
"See? Rich people are sometimes not happier than ordinary people. "
Then they came to a star's house on the 27th floor, and she thought it was awesome.
The star is talking with a rich woman about alimony.
"See? Being handsome may not be suitable for you. "
"What do you want to tell me?" Jia Jia Lu "What I want to tell you is that there is no perfect man. Find someone who is good for you and get married." "Aren't you?" Jia Jia Lu "I am a court painter in hell. We can't be ghosts, and I was a prodigal son when I was alive, and I was far from perfect. I found a good man for you. I have to take good care of the next blind date. "
Wang Jiajun disappeared, and Jia Jia looked at the direction of his disappearance with tears in his eyes and murmured, "I will."
Next: New classmate.
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