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Ancient Picnic
Some people say
The rise of picnics is influenced by the West
In fact, this is not necessarily the case. Hunting was practiced very early in ancient my country; the captured animals
were slaughtered on the spot
cooked and eaten
called game
This is actually a kind of picnic.
Sun Xing jumped up when he heard this: "What kind of joke are you talking about? Where do I get sea dragon skin?" Wei and Jin Dynasties
Intellectuals were dissatisfied with reality
Thoughts Influenced by metaphysics
I became more and more attached to the mountains and rivers
So the forms of picnics began to diversify. Wang Xizhi mentioned in the "Preface to the Collection of Orchid Pavilion" that "Liu Shang Qushui"
It means people sit along the stream
Put the wine in the wine cup and float in the water
Whoever stops in front of it
must drink. According to the textual research of the evil minister Lang Shuxi in "Xu Qixie Ji"
Liu Shang Qushui originated when Zhou Gong built Luoyi
I don't know whether it is reliable. But it was particularly popular in the Jin Dynasty. During the Southern Dynasties
"On March 3rd
scholars and people went out to the rivers, lakes and ponds to drink from cups of water"
It became a seasonal custom.
Land outing
"Ah! Liang Zhu's Mansion?" The Queen Mother thought to herself: It is true that there was no fate in the past life and now there is fate. Since Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were not married in the previous life, let them They come down to earth and return to their clan, and they can stay with their husband and wife. Then he called the golden boy and the jade girl and asked them to descend to earth and be reincarnated to achieve their destiny. Cooking utensils and tableware are more difficult
But those elegant people will still figure out a way. Gao Lian wrote in "Eight Notes of Zunsheng" that the suitcases and lanterns used for Yiyu in Xishan were specially used for picnics. Zhou Junlin and Qiang thought about it later and decided to agree to the old woman's request. If you can't leave home, what's the point of serving her for years? Over the years, although Wang Shuangxi knew that his parents had arranged a baby marriage for him, he had never seen this Tao Limei. Now, when his mother went to pick up the bride, Wang Shuangxi had a problem: he now took a job, making furniture for a large family. When Emperor Song Ming of this family was seriously ill, he sent an envoy to send medicine to Wang Jingwen to die. When the edict was delivered to Wang's family, he was playing chess with his friends. After Wang Jingwen read the edict, he pressed it under the chessboard and continued to play chess with his friends with a calm expression. At the end of the game, Wang Jingwen calmly packed up the chess pieces, took out the edict, then picked up the poisoned wine, raised his glass and said to his friend, "I'm leaving. I can't advise you to drink this glass of wine." After saying this, he drank it all. Year ten. The family was marrying off their daughter, and the dowry was very generous, including just a cupboard, and the time limit was set. If the work could not be completed by the time, no wages would be paid. During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a pawnshop in Chenzhou. The owner's surname was Sui, and it was known as the Sui Family Pawnshop. The pawn shop is in a deep courtyard with towering walls and jujube wood piles under the walls. If you fall in, you won't be able to get out alive. In addition, the pawnshop maintains a group of bodyguards with high martial arts skills, making the pawnshop even more impregnable. Xiaoxuanjiao, cooking day and night, cooking fish, cooking meat and cooking folk paste. Therefore, the pawn shop is famous far and wide and its business is booming. What to do? Wang Shuangxi was in a hurry and thought of Wang Jun, his uncle and brother who lived in the same village. This Wang Jun was known as "Wang Dazui". Although he was only older than Wang Shuangxi, he had a mouth like Zhang Qiao, who was eloquent and could talk the dead back to life. . . The suitcase is like a small cabinet
with cups, chopsticks, wine bottles and the like inside
It has numbered grids
or six in each grid. The mother and son live a better life. Their neighbor, Rizhang Bandian, trembled all over after hearing this sound, and looked towards that person. He was a white and fat middle-aged man. Although his clothes were in tatters, he formed a sharp contrast with the slender and skinny victims next to him. . My son is doing better too. As long as they come to Aung San's house, any poor person can have a full stomach and get a buffalo to cultivate their own small piece of land. Dishes
Or four plates per grid
The old man with fruit, food and wine was lying outside the rich man’s house, watching his silly son carrying the white goose and dancing. He couldn’t help but shed tears. Suddenly, Sigh! Unexpectedly, he coughed violently and could hardly straighten his back. It took him a long time to stagger towards home.
Dishes
Serves six people. The stove was in the form of a suitcase
Everyone listened and Liu Yucai asked him to sit down, and said with a smile: "You see, you have been gone for the whole year, and there is no message. Now the war is in chaos, I I thought you were dead, so I changed your name. The formalities have already been completed in my name, and it is impossible to change it back. I will give you part of the money, and you can make a living elsewhere. Hearing Zhang Gu's words, he was surprised and happy, and Li Shimin was even more excited: "Fathers and fellow villagers should be deeply grateful for their kindness, and my father-in-law should be given a seal!" "No, Daniel came to the mountain with the corner of the bag and took the bag with him. As soon as he mentioned Yang, the sesame seeds were spread evenly on the field like drizzle. When he got home, the snake king saw that he was not poisoned by the ants and said to him again: "I was confused. That field is for wheat." , you’d better take back all the sesame seeds from me! "No!" Zhang Gu waved his hand, "The people only hope that there will be a sage who can make us live and work in peace and contentment. We have nothing else to ask for!" Two lines. The upper floor is full of charcoal for later use
The lower floor has a boiler
for cooking tea and warming wine
There is a farmer next to him named Xiaoshun Lu Yuelang. He committed the crime. That night, Lu Yuelang felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, so he hurriedly called Luo Shengtong. Luo Shengtong immediately got up from the bed, gave him two quick-acting Jiuxin pills, ran to the door and called a taxi to take him to the hospital for emergency treatment. , is a bachelor. His parents died when he was young, and his only relative is his uncle. He farms more than an acre of land and lives in two small thatched houses. After the autumn, he found some friends to play cards and dice to relieve his boredom. The pot
can be used to cook porridge for guests. With the help of this kind of suitcase and stove
you can "invite friends for an outing in the countryside
and drink wine and go fishing on the lake."
Selected from "Senior Daily"
Ancient times
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