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Is the western development of Helan in Ningxia MLM?

Revealing the new pyramid selling project of "human resources (double items) poverty alleviation", "western development" and "immigration project" in a county of Yinchuan

It is everyone's responsibility to crack down on illegal pyramid schemes.

Hereinafter referred to as (project)

Undoubtedly, there is only one essence of the three names, that is, illegal financing of pyramid schemes, and the essence is the redistribution of offline shares.

I have personally experienced one-on-one teaching, and the teacher is really full of loopholes. With such a good national policy, I have to say that the technology of MLM is really getting more and more sophisticated!

1, shares on the platform and so-called "dividends"

3800 yuan per share, 33500 yuan per person can only buy 10 shares.

Self-centered, 1+2 recommends new people to become shareholders, and the last 60 successful people can go to Shenzhen (they will show you photos, and those who go to the platform will take photos at the airport, but they can only see banners, buses and MLM participants, but they can only see photos taken in open places, but they can't see anything about the airport and other people who eat melons), accept the so-called "hero commendation for the development of the western region" and reward the "in the scam"

2, out of context, confusing participants.

(1) used the so-called immigration to confuse the participants under the guise of developing the western region. For example, Shenzhen and Guangxi Beibu Gulf during the reform and opening up period were all built by this MLM department.

(2) It is ridiculous to confuse the participants with the anti-counterfeiting logo on the RMB, saying that it is taken out of context to imply this mode, and saying that the head of the great leader on the RMB has only the left ear, because only the ear is allowed to enter, but not the ear. I just want to say that illiteracy is terrible and design aesthetics can be understood. Grandpa is even greater. How many versions of this avatar have you used? Think with your ass. Do you think this avatar will look good with another ear? Isn't that an insult? Twenty-four points clearly represent twenty-four solar terms. China, these bastards actually said they would do it in April. Alas, they just recited an ancient coin pattern with a semi-circular square hole. Really speechless. This year marks the 70th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC), and you can see it in Tik Tok recently. Scan the phoenix and flowers with QQ, and there will be animation (I won't elaborate on why there will be animation).

(3) Slogans that can be seen in rural streets all over the country insist on implying their legitimacy. The three pigeons in the national propaganda map symbolize the peace of the people and the world, forcing these pyramid sellers to say that they are 1 with two people (I was furious when I heard this, but my friend stopped me, and I really would hit people).

(4) The national police station is located in the local area. These people certainly don't know the evaluation method of the first-class police station (they don't know what a first-class police station is). It is deceptive to say that the Ministry of Public Security directly manages the project, but it secretly protects the project.

(5) The so-called poverty alleviation, you will find that many participants claim to be so-called cadres, entrepreneurs and so on. , retirement, etc. Are these people really poor? They will also say "double poverty alleviation". Yes, the local people are poor, and poverty alleviation is true. I really don't understand where the poor are. Some people draw Chinese cigarettes, and there are BMW 6 series car keys on the table (alas, people who help the poor? ), and even a boss's handwriting is full of typos, which is ugly. He said he didn't go to school for several years and had no education. He has tens of millions of assets, a teahouse and a mine, and insists that he is a talent. The country wants people like him to develop the west (I only know that science and technology are the primary productive forces, and I don't know when illiteracy has become the pillar of the motherland, and college students have learned in vain)! MLM says that everyone who buys shares will be turned into the middle class by the state. Their so-called middle class is (millions of luxury cars, millions of houses, millions of deposits), so I just want to say, when did the country redefine the middle class as a million? A boss with tens of millions of assets has to be helped out of poverty and become a so-called "million" middle class? The more support, the less money.

(6) The development of some buildings and the like will soon be no problem, because our country has become strong, and some aspects are aimed at making the motherland strong, but these lawless elements say they did it.

(7) They will talk about capital operation. They will show you the videos of chain operation and the speeches of leaders. They even said word for word that pyramid schemes are secretly supported by the state. Alas, these four words are really taken out of context.

(8) It is said that the country's development strategy should incite private capital and take a stake in the state monopoly industry, but the shareholders can't produce any evidence of approval (it will take you to a surrounding building and say it is this thing).

(9) MLM will brainwash you. This project benefits the country and the people, and many people participate in this project. Stimulated the local economy, such as renting houses, Didi Express, consumption, and then tax, which seems to be (15% national tax, 15% local tax, and a risk guarantee gold tax, etc. I can't remember clearly), but I can't get any tax payment receipts, but if there are, I will also go to the local taxation bureau to verify the authenticity.

3, the expression is illogical, hit your mouth.

The staff of MLM will tell you that this is a state secret project and is protected by secret, but they won't let you consult the police, saying that the police will definitely arrest you because the police level is not enough to know the secret (is it difficult for anyone to keep it secret? ), and then I will be in charge of community security. The door locks are broken, in order to protect and facilitate the participants in this project. In the process, it was said to be the head office (Guangxi Beibu Gulf and Yinchuan are both branches and Shenzhen is the head office). Since it is a national project, how did it become a company again? Asked the company name, but said it was a low-level secret. I can't say it. I won't say. Anyway, it's bullshit. I asked which department was in charge of this project. Since they say that some people think it is direct secret management, alas, what they say is really fucking ridiculous.

The above content is called brainwashing process.

4. Mode

They adopted the brainwashing mode of 1 to 1 (they called it a string of tricks). In this process, they just write and draw casually with cursive paper, leaving no evidence of speech such as notes (because the police arrested people like this, they had no evidence of biting back).

1 mode is not crowded, convenient for brainwashing and more effective. The people who introduced you are friends and relatives. You are in trust and relationship, and you will not call the police. After the alarm, a single treatment will make this organization aware, and it is not easy to completely crack down. During the lecture, these so-called "big bosses" will show you many pictures and videos of leaders talking with practitioners of this project, some of which are taken out of context for you to see. Why not just say it's all from your project? Also the so-called beating around the bush?

1 person can only have two logoffs, and there can be two logoffs. Pyramid development (the simplest marketing method is to limit the number of people, and then you will find the most suitable person to participate in this matter, because you are brainwashed and think it is true) and then tell you face to face that it was invented by two Jews in the United States and used in the development of the western United States (I want to say that American capitalist countries are excellent socialist countries, what's more, I think this model was invented by China people, because Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments, two instruments give birth to four elephants, and four. Of course, this is a joke. )

5. The killer of the project

Take voluntary participation, no restrictions on personal freedom, no compulsory purchase, but you must attend classes for 7 days (the most heard in these 7 days is 33,500 yuan to earn 30-50 million yuan), and then take it out of context and fabricate a bunch of legality of this project. This is the terrible thing. If you compare cases, you can think about the overwhelming advertisements of melatonin.

6, the project "benefit"

The MLM washing machine will tell you that you can get a subsidy of 6,400 yuan in the first month as long as you buy shares, and then say that one fish per chicken/kloc-0 per month (it is said that it is issued by the state), and will show you a box with a row of small words on it, which seems to belong to what department, and then tell you that the state has said that this is an opportunity (chicken and fish).

Think with your head, how can you continue to believe in this thing without giving you a little kickback? The greed of many people will make you continue to think about taking away the big money behind after getting a little bit, so you will work longer and deeper.

Their attractive words include:

1. This is a national project. The state intends to turn Helan County into the second Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. Therefore, marketing in Helan County is to stimulate the local economy and attract the population, so that the population of Helan County will reach 27 million, and the population size will exceed that of Hong Kong. In the future, the country will let Helan County replace Hong Kong. Helan county is directly under the jurisdiction of the state and will not accept the leadership of the local government.

2.MLM is a project introduced by the state in a private capacity. This is an American chain business model, legal and black-box operation project. Some countries endorse MLM, and the blow to MLM is to hide people's eyes and ears, and it is for Americans to see, in order not to let foreigners think that we have infringed their intellectual property rights.

Invest 35,500 yuan to attract two people, and manage these two people to continue to attract people. As long as there are 60 people in your team, you can get a salary of 85,438+0.2 million, and you can also participate in10.5 million-30,000 national dividends. If you do well, you can work in Shenzhen headquarters, and the highest level can play the role of senior national leaders.

There is a first-class police station in Helan county, which is to cover up the MLM personnel's smooth pyramid selling activities. The normal activities of the police station to crack down on pyramid schemes are described by them as control, in order to cover up pyramid schemes and show them to local people, because local people are not allowed to participate in this project, and pyramid schemes are to help local people.

Helan County is a place where leaders of China and Arab countries hold meetings, an international conference center and an important part of the Belt and Road Initiative. The purpose is to exchange the knitwear of ethnic minorities in Helan county for oil in Arab countries, which is also an important source of national oil reserves. I don't know what to say at this ignorant point.

6. The key to a well-off society is to look at fellow villagers. This is a common spoken language used by MLM organizations, which uses the trust between fellow villagers to pull people's heads. The villagers in Helan county were lied because of their good character. The MLM in Helan County is to select talents for the country. Only those with good character will be taken fancy to. For the good of the villagers, let them earn enough money to be the ancestors of the rich. What a pity!

7. Circular economy. MLM can only be carried out in Helan county, which is a special economic zone designated by the state. It is illegal to leave Helan County. According to MLM personnel, at present, the state only allows pyramid schemes in Guangxi and Helan County, and pyramid schemes in other places are illegal, and the state has severely cracked down. It seems that the police station in Helan County only gets paid and doesn't work.

8. The land in Helan County is saline-alkali land, which is not suitable for planting. In order to build Helan county into a special economic zone, the state specially transported soil from Shaanxi to Yinchuan, and then transported it to Helan county by military vehicles. The land unsuitable for planting in Helan County was dug up by 1 m, and it was replaced by high-quality soil. This is a soil replacement project adopted by the state. Example: The vegetable greenhouse in Helan County is a project created by the soil replacement project, which belongs to the Central Organization Department of the State and has the propaganda slogan of the Central Organization Department. The vegetable greenhouses in Helan county are several kilometers long, and the vegetables in the vegetable greenhouses in Helan county are not exported. The supply target is the foreign population, that is, the foreign MLM personnel, which shows that the state attaches importance to MLM in Helan County.

9. If your family engages in pyramid schemes, it is hard to say that they will change their minds. Even if the wife and children are separated, they don't care. MLM instilled in them the idea that money is paramount and they can come back even if their wives and children are separated.