Why does a boy often advise me to find a boyfriend?

1. When I was in college, I met a cute girl. There were many boys chasing her, but she chose the ugliest one among them.

We asked a key question: Is it big?

The cute girl is so angry. Call us crazy.

Then she talked about what happened between them.

The cute girl and the ugly boy were just good friends before. Cute girls like to eat ice cream. One time, the tutor of an ugly boy invited him to a buffet, and everyone at the buffet was given an ice cream. When he was about to open it, the friend next to him said, this is very expensive ice cream, it’s super delicious!

He stopped eating from the buffet, took the ice cream, ran all the way back to school, and gave it to the cute girl.

The cute girl said that it was her first time to eat Haxx, no, it was to drink Haxx.

Going home for the Chinese New Year, the cute girl takes the train, and the ugly boy takes her to the train station.

The cute girl said that she bought a box of chocolates to give to the boy she likes.

The ugly boy said nothing.

When he was about to enter the station after checking in, the ugly boy took out an ice bag from his bag and put two ice creams in it, which was the cute girl’s favorite flavor.

He said, take it, you can eat it on the train later.

She took out the chocolate from her bag, handed it to the ugly boy, and said, "Eat it and see."

The ugly boy said, didn’t you say you wanted to give it to the person you like?

The cute girl said: Yes.

The ugly boy understood, his eyes were red, and he was stunned for a long time before he dared to reach out and hug her.

Many times, we decide to be with that person because of the smallest things.

2

Just like a friend of mine said that her boyfriend proposed to him several times, but she always said, oh, why get married? Anyway, we can have sex without getting married, no. It's necessary.

Once, she bought half a watermelon and took it home, put it in the refrigerator, and then went back to watching Korean dramas.

My boyfriend came back from get off work and said he was very thirsty. Is there anything ice to eat?

She said, there is watermelon.

My boyfriend asked, will you eat it?

She said, you eat first. Leave me alone.

When she finished watching two episodes of the Korean drama with great satisfaction, she looked back at the watermelon. The surrounding areas had been dug out, leaving a large piece in the middle. That was the sweetest part of the watermelon, like a mountain in the sea. islands.

While eating watermelon, she said to her boyfriend, "Hey, are you free tomorrow?"

My boyfriend asked, what are you doing when you have time?

She said, since she has nothing to do, let’s go and get married tomorrow.

3

I met a girl who broke up with her ex-boyfriend because of a plate of egg fried rice.

When I heard the reason, I scolded her for being pushy.

She said you scold this sentence first, and then scold the rest after I finish speaking, okay?

She had dinner with her boyfriend and his two buddies.

The boyfriend ordered a large plate of egg fried rice for the girl to eat.

The girl said, I won’t eat it. There is chopped green onion in the egg fried rice.

My boyfriend is unhappy, stop doing it and eat it quickly.

Girls are a little aggrieved, but I really don’t like chopped green onions.

The boyfriend took a deep breath, looked at her and said, it’s just a little chopped green onion, so what if you eat it, you won’t die!

The girl was also angry, I don’t like to eat, why are you forcing me, you are sick.

My boyfriend is also anxious. Our two friends are here, so you can’t give me some fucking face and let you have a meal instead of eating shit! As for you?

So the quarrel between the two people escalated to whether you care about me or not, and whether you love me or not. . . .

So it turned into a big fight and they broke up on the spot.

The two buddies next to me are also very good at it. It is said that they even took out a bag of melon seeds to watch them quarrel.

Later, the girl found a new boyfriend.

The first time I went to my boyfriend’s house for dinner, I heard her boyfriend in the kitchen and said to his mother: Mom, are you making egg fried rice? Then remember not to add chopped green onions.

His mother was very surprised. Hey, haven't you always loved eating egg fried rice with more chopped green onions since you were a child?

My boyfriend said, but my girlfriend doesn’t like chopped green onions.

The girl was so surprised. After dating for more than half a year, every time he made egg fried rice, he didn’t add green onions. She always thought that he didn't like chopped green onions either.

It turns out that not every boy only cares about himself and not the other person.

Every time I have dinner with him and his friends, he will first ask, which restaurant do you want to eat?

His buddy complained, Damn, we are not human, why don’t you ask us?

He will answer, I will not marry you, get out.

Then in front of her friends, she picked up vegetables and peeled shrimps.

If he loves you, he will remember every little thing about your food.

He will respect your preferences and will not force you to eat things you don’t like for the sake of his own face.

4

Recently I like the Korean drama "Reply 1988". Sun Woo is the warmest boy in the world. His father passed away and he and his mother depend on each other. Her mother is also the king of dark cuisine. What about ham? No matter how delicious it is, she can still cook it to death; if you scramble an egg, there will always be a shell inside.

Shushao has never been picky and eats his food obediently every day.

One day, he went out to eat with his good friends. When he got home, he realized that he had forgotten to eat the lunch box brought by his mother. He secretly sat outside the door, took out his lunch box, and ate the unpleasant meal in one bite. Take the eggshell out of your mouth.

The narration here is: Many times, love is giving the other person an illusion. For example, eating unpalatable meals makes my mother feel like a great cook.

During the time when my father was having an affair, he was dissatisfied with every dish my mother cooked.

My mother fried twice-cooked pork. He said the meat was very old. Did he pick it up at the vegetable market?

My mother made fish-flavored shredded pork. He said the shredded pork was cut into different sizes and was too ugly, making him unappetizing.

The chicken soup made by his mother, he said, why is it so bland? Did you put the chicken in and take a bath before taking it out?

If it was a joke, his expression was not smiling.

He must be really disgusted.

He used to always praise his mother’s delicious food.

In fact, the taste of my mother’s cooking has never changed.

It’s just that his love has changed.

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My friend is in a long-distance relationship with her boyfriend. Every day in the video, the biggest theme is asking, what did you eat.

She knew that her boyfriend was a technical geek, so she would always only order takeout from the two restaurants she was most familiar with.

Always order only fixed dishes.

She will still ask, what did you eat.

Everyone laughed at the fact that the two of them were on video calls all day just to talk about such trivial matters. So boring.

They decided not to ask you what you were eating.

However, after a while, they felt something was strange.

Because knowing what the other person eats is the most real concern.

It was as if I was by his side and involved in every detail of his life.

If you don’t ask this question, you feel further away from the other party.

They decided that it would be better to live a lifetime of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar and a lifetime of boredom.

Many people say, isn’t it just a meal? What a big deal.

However, love is just a trivial thing.

We always ask each other over and over again on the phone and WeChat, have you eaten?

The so-called love means finding something to say when you have nothing to say, being willing to listen to every nonsense you say, and being willing to know what you eat every day. Every sentence "Have you eaten?" means "I miss you so much".