Who told me an interesting joke that made my stomach ache? ...

Many people in the street are buying "welfare lottery tickets", which are printed on the spot.

The winner is an animal pattern. The bigger the animal on the design, the bigger the reward.

The bigger the product, the more expensive the prize.

After someone opened one carefully, he couldn't help crying when he saw that he had won the first prize.

"I am a donkey! I am a donkey! !

A man next to him repeatedly chanted and said angrily, "What are you yelling at? As long as it is an animal,

There is a prize! "

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Make a sentence

One day, I picked up my son who just turned two from kindergarten. The child is bored sitting in the back seat of a bicycle.

I said, "Hey, son, I need to talk to you. Can you make a sentence for dad? "

"Yes, you go," he said.

"Delicious," I said.

"What a sweet fart!" He blurted out after my voice?

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A child named after someone else

Mike founded a famous company, and it is said that all the companies named after him are very developed.

At that time, it was famous and business was booming. There is a preserved egg factory that sells preserved eggs.

If not, the factory director will come to you. Ask Mike to give their preserved eggs a good name.

Mike thought for a moment and said, "Wang" is no longer popular in the market now.

And the words "Ba", such as "King of Painting", "King of Flower" and "King of View",

"Food bar" and "noodles bar", that's right! Mike shouted patting his thigh

Here: Why not call your preserved egg "Wang Ba Egg" (asshole)!

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