Ask some riddles or jokes about the Warring States Period in Japan.

Kobayashi Chuan: "What! Didn't Hideyoshi's troops all go to the besieged city? Why is there an ambush? What flag are you playing? "

Footlight: "Yes ... it's the flag of spring in bamboo!" "

Kobayashi Chuan: "Ah? ! Isn't Hanby in the bamboo forest dead? "

At this time, Takenaka led a group of elite soldiers to kill: "Haha, I am infected with bacteria, but Comfort Canon can remove 99% of bacteria and inhibit bacterial regeneration. Be rational! "

2. Battle of Changzhou

Sakai Tadatsugu: "Yamagata Masakage is coming!"

Yamagata Masakage: "Kill people and create chaos! Fight the Tokugawa army! "

Sakai Tadatsugu: "Damn, the best conductor Benduo Zhongsheng has lost his voice ..."

At this time, in the chaos, a clear cry sounded: "That man is Yamagata Masakage!" "

A blast of iron. ......

After the war, Tokugawa smiled and asked Zhongsheng, "Isn't your voice hoarse?"

Answer: "fortunately, I have a fisherman's treasure."

3. Nakagawa Island

Kenshin put on his shirt: "Takeda Shingen! Go to hell! Watch me chop you with a knife! "

Takeda Shingen: "Impossible! I use mining to block it! "

"Ding!"

Kenshin: "Now you have nothing to stop. Look at my second knife! "

Takeda Shingen: "I flash!"

"whew!"

Kenshin: "Now you fall to the ground, see how you flash my third knife!" " "

Takeda Shingen: Oh, no, I won't die! "

"ahhh!"

Takeda Shingen: "Didn't you cut it? ! "

Kenshin: "XXX! How can you catch a cold at a critical moment! "

4. Wu Mo

Takashi Saito: "What! Did Mo Wu weave the heavenly army to build a city? Go stop him! ! ! ! "

Little surname: "No, they built it overnight. And it is very strong, but it can't be beaten. "

Takashi Saito: "How come!"

Little surname: "I heard that AA super glue is used."

5. Kanazaki

Tread: "Ah!"

Footlight B: "There are too many soldiers in Asai's family!" "

Light-footed C: "* * I don't know what adults under the wood are thinking? He dare to take such a dangerous task ... "

Kimura Shiro: "Because I took out AIA."

6. dividing line

Nobunaga Oda: "What kind of tea set is this?"

Senno Soueki: "This is a melting pot for thousands of birds, my Lord."

Nobunaga: "What about this?"

Senno Soueki: "My Lord, this is Gu's spider pot."

Nobunaga: "Awesome, but do you know this?"

Senno Soueki: "... Your Honor, this is ..."

Nobunaga Oda: "Ha ha ha ha! It's the outer packaging of Colgate green tea toothpaste! Stupid! "

7. Benye Temple

Akechi Mitsuhide: "Shoot the arrow!"

Footlight: "report, there is not even a crack in the wall!" " "

Akechi Mitsuhide: "Set fire!"

Footlight: "report, it won't burn!" "

Akechi Mitsuhide (losing his will): "Tell the soldiers to write the words' Nobuka is an imbecile' on the wall!"

Footlight: "Report, the words written on it were erased by Mori Ranmaru!" "

Akechi Mitsuhide: "I didn't expect Nippon paint to be more powerful than I thought!"

8. Guanyuan

Tokugawa Ieyasu: "The order of Xiaozao Chuanjun to return to bed has been conveyed!"

Light feet: "Yes!"

soon ......

Tokugawa Ieyasu: "The front line is almost unstoppable. Why is there no movement in Kobayashi? " Haven't you already sent a lot of money? "

Footlight: "This is the notes of the early Sichuan Army!" "

Konka opened it and said, "We don't accept gifts in this year's war, only melatonin."