I am in a bad mood today. Someone told me a joke, and I will accept it. .

Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei, "Third Brother, go and take his life." Zhang Fei galloped his horse and pointed his spear at Lu Bu: "Hey, do you know why Big Brother called me here?" Lu Bu looked at him: "Come and kill me?" Zhang Fei said with a smile, "No, no, my eldest brother asked me to take yours ..." Before saying his word, Lu Bu turned to scold, "Bah! Feifei, even if you want to marry me, don't be called Bubu by so many people. "

He went to hold a parent-teacher meeting for his sixth-grade son. Hardly had he sat down when he saw a handsome little boy coming towards him with a reluctant son. "Uncle ... Uncle ..." The little boy flushed and looked very nervous. He didn't say a complete sentence for a long time. At this time, he heard his son who had been silent for a long time with a snort of cold, and he saw the little boy who was speechless just now. "Father-in-law, please marry my son. I will make a lot of money when I grow up. Please promise me! " After that, I grabbed my son and gave him a "yum" on his face. What surprised him even more was that his son, who always disliked others, did not push away the little boy who stuck to him, but just wiped his face in disgust. "Idiot, he is my mother ..."

Fish brain supplement: "Hum, those stupid humans must think that our memory is only seven seconds, and the fish are laughing to death!" " ""Hum, those stupid humans must think that our memory is only seven seconds, laughing their heads off! " "Hum, those stupid humans must think that our memory is only seven seconds, laughing their heads off!" "Hum, those stupid humans must think that our memory is only seven seconds, laughing their heads off!" "Hum, those stupid humans must think that our memory is only seven seconds, laughing their heads off!" "Hum, those stupid humans must think that our memory is only seven seconds, laughing their heads off! " …………

A woman went to stay in a hotel. There was only one room on the 30th floor, Room 204, but it was haunted. The woman persuaded me that she was not afraid of ghosts anyway, so I'll book this room. The receptionist said never to open the window or take pornographic books under the TV. When the woman was in the room, she heard a noise outside the window and opened the window. I feel bored again and want to watch TV, but I can't turn it on. She wanted to read the instructions, so she took out the yellow book and turned to the first page, which read: A bloody thigh is walking from the first floor to the second floor. Turn to page two: a bloody thigh is walking from the second floor to the third floor. She kept turning to the last page: a bloody thigh was heading for 204 ... She suddenly heard the sound of kicking the door, and there was no news after opening it ... A man wanted to experience it, so he specially booked this haunted house, opened the window and took out the yellow book. Like that woman, he turned from the first page to the last page and heard the door kicking. He immediately turned to the first page and then to the last page. After several times, I didn't kick. The man ran out and found a bloody thigh exhausted on the stairs ... guessed the beginning but didn't guess the end.