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Three visits to the thatched cottage narration lines
Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage
Zhang Fei: Brother, eh, Brother, you said you are also the chairman of the Liu Group after all, ah! ! We have been here three times and haven’t even met each other! Why do you have to invite this dinosaur?
Liu Bei: What do you know about other people’s dinosaurs? ! ! Mr. Wolong is very famous, a big shot! Inviting him to come out means inviting intangible assets. When the time comes, our third brother, let alone each of us, will get 300 million and 300 million yuan, luxury cars, luxury watches, and houses within the second ring road. As soon as our brother ran away to the Roman Empire with money, he was our shield and scapegoat. Do you understand or not?
Guan Yu: Brother is right
Liu Bei: Go, go, go (modal particles). Is Mr. Wolong at home?
Zhuge Liang: Who are you?
Liu Bei: I am Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, chairman of Liu Group.
Zhuge Liang: Chairman Liu! !
Liu Bei: Sir! ! The three of us take the liberty to ask you to come out and see if you can work with our company. When our company is listed on the market, we will give you a little more internal shares. What do you think?
Zhuge Liang: Mr. Liu, why do you still want to Shu Liang can't obey Mr. Liu's order to please come back
Guan Yu: Sir, you are right
Liu Bei: Where are you from?
Zhang Fei: Big brother I want to knock him out with a stick
Liu Bei: Stop talking nonsense, can you just beat me as you say?
Sir, you really won’t go?
Zhuge Liang: I really won’t go!
Liu Bei: Are you really not going?
Zhuge Liang: I really don’t want to go!
Liu Bei: Are you sure you won’t go?
Zhuge Liang: I really won’t go!
Liu Bei: OK, the surname Zhu is a bit interesting, right? Don’t be shy, right? If you don’t go, we won’t come and enter the house
Zhuge Liang: Mr. Liu, what do you mean by Mr. Liu?
Liu Bei: Come and come without the cards. Two fights against two fights
Zhuge Liang: Three
Liu Bei: You are busy with your business
Zhuge Liang: It’s up to you
Zhang Fei: Call the landlord
Guan Yu: Rob the landlord
Liu Bei: I will grab it
Zhuge Liang: Can three or three players play cards? Light it up in a low voice to recite a poem
Liu Bei: Hush Hush (modal particle)
Zhuge Liang: It’s noon on the day of hoeing
Liu Bei: Three three and two five , haha ??(modal particles) Yes, yes, yes
Zhang Fei: I can’t afford it
Zhuge Liang: Chaoci Baidi Caiyunjian
Liu Bei: 6 7 8 9 10 J Q Haha (modal particles) Do you want it?
Zhang Fei: No
Guan Yu: It’s over
Zhuge Liang: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Tianhe Pairing
Liu Bei: I still have four Ks here, haha ??(modal particles)
Zhuge Liang: Three three threes
Liu Bei: Bring one bomb in the spring
Zhuge Liang: The three Mr. Liu took great pains to invite Liang to come out. Liang was also quite touched
Liu Bei: Yes
Zhuge Liang: How about you and me? **Come on a poem
Liu Bei: OK
Zhuge Liang: If the three pairs of people come up and light up, they will follow you out of the mountain
Liu Bei: I will follow you Say it, the poem is right. As long as we get along with each other, he will come out with us. If he doesn’t get along with us, he will come out with us. If he can’t get along with us, he will come out with us. Ah
Liu Bei: That’s it. Sir, please give me a question
Zhuge Liang: Let’s start
Liu Bei: Let’s start
Zhuge Liang: Rizhao The incense burner produces purple smoke
Liu Bei: Looking at the waterfall Guaqianchuan from a distance
Guan Yu: The water flows down three thousand feet
Liu Bei and Guan Yu: Hey hey hey hey
Guan Yu: Third brother and third brother
Zhuge Liang: Please come back, Mr. Liu. Shu Liang is hard to obey
Liu Bei: Sir, you don’t know that my third brother has been doing things in the company The security work culture is not very high. You can do something simple
Zhuge Liang: Lower the difficulty
Liu Bei: Yes, lower the difficulty
Zhuge Liang: Then just stick to it Mr. Liu
Liu Bei: Good
Zhuge Liang: The young man left home and the boss returned
Liu Bei: The local pronunciation has not changed and the hair on the temples has declined
Guan Yu :Children don’t recognize each other when they see each other
Liu Bei, Guan Yu: eh eh eh eh eh
Liu Bei: Think again
Guan Yu: Children don’t recognize each other
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Zhang Fei: An Neng can tell whether I am male or female
Liu Bei: Hey, hey, second brother, I think the last sentence of the third brother is really inappropriate.
Okay, you do this, you trade with him, let’s keep him safe
Guan Yu: Third brother
Zhang Fei: Yeah
Guan Yu: Second brother Brother, I don’t remember the third line of the poem very clearly. You can do it for the second brother.
Zhang Fei: Hum hum hahaha, second brother, big brother please
Guan Yu: You promise, you promise
Liu Bei: Sir, could you make it simpler?
Zhuge Liang: Let’s start
Liu Bei: Make it simpler
Zhuge Liang: The sky is clear
Liu Bei: Wilderness
Zhang Fei: Roast a whole lamb for a meal
Liu Bei: How many do you eat? Roast a whole lamb for a meal How much money does the company have? You have suffered a loss, you stupid waste foodie
Zhang Fei: Brother, you scold me
Liu Bei: No, no
Zhang Fei: scold me Me
Guan Yu: Big Brother, I’m serious. Big Brother
Zhuge Liang: Mr. Liu, please go back
Liu Bei: No, no, let’s make some adjustments. Brothers, don’t take it personally. It’s the eldest brother who is doing self-criticism. I eat what I eat and you do this. If you come up with the second sentence, you will definitely be good. It’s up to you to invite him out of the mountain for three hundred million three.
Zhang Fei: Yeah, hahahaha (modal particles) ) Three hundred million three
Liu Bei: three hundred million three
Guan Yu: three hundred million three
Zhuge Liang: The moon sets, crows cry, and the sky is filled with frost
Zhang Fei: Entrap money and raise 330 million yuan
Zhuge Liang: Grape wine luminous cup
Zhang Fei: Lots of luxury cars and watches
Zhuge Liang: Ten years Life and death are uncertain
Zhang Fei: Buy an apartment within the second ring road
Zhuge Liang: Relatives and friends in Luoyang are asking each other
Zhang Fei: Just say we are in the Roman Empire
Liu Bei: What is the Roman Empire
Guan Yu: Sir, the third brother is right
Liu Bei: He is right and he is telling the truth
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Zhuge Liang: Mr. Liu, don’t go to all this trouble and go back
Liu Bei: Mr. Zhuge, you see, it’s not easy for us to ask you to come, right? After this spreads out, our Liu Group will not I'm trying to challenge you. How about I let my third brother say the first line? At least we can complete the whole poem here and it will be fun for us if we spread it out.
Zhuge Liang: Let him say the first line. Is it still difficult?
Liu Bei: Give me a chance, give me a chance, the last time
Zhuge Liang: The last time
Liu Bei: The last time, the last time, the first sentence You can do the first sentence
Zhang Fei: Big brother, you are ugly
Liu Bei: You have been ugly for a long time
Zhang Fei: The anthurium is used to clear the waves {red Palms stir clear waves, stir clear waves (echo)} Red palms stir clear waves
Guan Yu: White hair floats on green water
Liu Bei: Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange
Zhuge Liang: Goose goose
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei: three hundred and three hundred million three hundred and thirty million three
Liu Bei: That's okay
Zhuge Liang: Hey, hey, hey, the three of them picked it up
Liu Bei: What's missing?
Zhuge Liang: Do you want shame? You're worth 300 million and 300,000 yuan for this quality, and it's listed on the market, and you're still walking around, going back, going back Let’s go, let’s go
Liu Bei: Come out of the mountain with me, sir
Zhuge Liang: I won’t go
Liu Bei: Come out of the mountain
Zhuge Liang: I won’t go
Liu Bei: Come out of the mountain
Zhuge Liang: No.
Liu Bei: If you don’t go, I will give you shame
Zhang Fei: Big brother, I I told you to knock him out and carry him away
Guan Yu: Big brother
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