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Three visits to the thatched cottage narration lines

Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage

Zhang Fei: Brother, eh, Brother, you said you are also the chairman of the Liu Group after all, ah! ! We have been here three times and haven’t even met each other! Why do you have to invite this dinosaur?

Liu Bei: What do you know about other people’s dinosaurs? ! ! Mr. Wolong is very famous, a big shot! Inviting him to come out means inviting intangible assets. When the time comes, our third brother, let alone each of us, will get 300 million and 300 million yuan, luxury cars, luxury watches, and houses within the second ring road. As soon as our brother ran away to the Roman Empire with money, he was our shield and scapegoat. Do you understand or not?

Guan Yu: Brother is right

Liu Bei: Go, go, go (modal particles). Is Mr. Wolong at home?

Zhuge Liang: Who are you?

Liu Bei: I am Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, chairman of Liu Group.

Zhuge Liang: Chairman Liu! !

Liu Bei: Sir! ! The three of us take the liberty to ask you to come out and see if you can work with our company. When our company is listed on the market, we will give you a little more internal shares. What do you think?

Zhuge Liang: Mr. Liu, why do you still want to Shu Liang can't obey Mr. Liu's order to please come back

Guan Yu: Sir, you are right

Liu Bei: Where are you from?

Zhang Fei: Big brother I want to knock him out with a stick

Liu Bei: Stop talking nonsense, can you just beat me as you say?

Sir, you really won’t go?

Zhuge Liang: I really won’t go!

Liu Bei: Are you really not going?

Zhuge Liang: I really don’t want to go!

Liu Bei: Are you sure you won’t go?

Zhuge Liang: I really won’t go!

Liu Bei: OK, the surname Zhu is a bit interesting, right? Don’t be shy, right? If you don’t go, we won’t come and enter the house

Zhuge Liang: Mr. Liu, what do you mean by Mr. Liu?

Liu Bei: Come and come without the cards. Two fights against two fights

Zhuge Liang: Three

Liu Bei: You are busy with your business

Zhuge Liang: It’s up to you

Zhang Fei: Call the landlord

Guan Yu: Rob the landlord

Liu Bei: I will grab it

Zhuge Liang: Can three or three players play cards? Light it up in a low voice to recite a poem

Liu Bei: Hush Hush (modal particle)

Zhuge Liang: It’s noon on the day of hoeing

Liu Bei: Three three and two five , haha ??(modal particles) Yes, yes, yes

Zhang Fei: I can’t afford it

Zhuge Liang: Chaoci Baidi Caiyunjian

Liu Bei: 6 7 8 9 10 J Q Haha (modal particles) Do you want it?

Zhang Fei: No

Guan Yu: It’s over

Zhuge Liang: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Tianhe Pairing

Liu Bei: I still have four Ks here, haha ??(modal particles)

Zhuge Liang: Three three threes

Liu Bei: Bring one bomb in the spring

Zhuge Liang: The three Mr. Liu took great pains to invite Liang to come out. Liang was also quite touched

Liu Bei: Yes

Zhuge Liang: How about you and me? **Come on a poem

Liu Bei: OK

Zhuge Liang: If the three pairs of people come up and light up, they will follow you out of the mountain

Liu Bei: I will follow you Say it, the poem is right. As long as we get along with each other, he will come out with us. If he doesn’t get along with us, he will come out with us. If he can’t get along with us, he will come out with us. Ah

Liu Bei: That’s it. Sir, please give me a question

Zhuge Liang: Let’s start

Liu Bei: Let’s start

Zhuge Liang: Rizhao The incense burner produces purple smoke

Liu Bei: Looking at the waterfall Guaqianchuan from a distance

Guan Yu: The water flows down three thousand feet

Liu Bei and Guan Yu: Hey hey hey hey

Guan Yu: Third brother and third brother

Zhuge Liang: Please come back, Mr. Liu. Shu Liang is hard to obey

Liu Bei: Sir, you don’t know that my third brother has been doing things in the company The security work culture is not very high. You can do something simple

Zhuge Liang: Lower the difficulty

Liu Bei: Yes, lower the difficulty

Zhuge Liang: Then just stick to it Mr. Liu

Liu Bei: Good

Zhuge Liang: The young man left home and the boss returned

Liu Bei: The local pronunciation has not changed and the hair on the temples has declined

Guan Yu :Children don’t recognize each other when they see each other

Liu Bei, Guan Yu: eh eh eh eh eh

Liu Bei: Think again

Guan Yu: Children don’t recognize each other

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Zhang Fei: An Neng can tell whether I am male or female

Liu Bei: Hey, hey, second brother, I think the last sentence of the third brother is really inappropriate.

Okay, you do this, you trade with him, let’s keep him safe

Guan Yu: Third brother

Zhang Fei: Yeah

Guan Yu: Second brother Brother, I don’t remember the third line of the poem very clearly. You can do it for the second brother.

Zhang Fei: Hum hum hahaha, second brother, big brother please

Guan Yu: You promise, you promise

Liu Bei: Sir, could you make it simpler?

Zhuge Liang: Let’s start

Liu Bei: Make it simpler

Zhuge Liang: The sky is clear

Liu Bei: Wilderness

Zhang Fei: Roast a whole lamb for a meal

Liu Bei: How many do you eat? Roast a whole lamb for a meal How much money does the company have? You have suffered a loss, you stupid waste foodie

Zhang Fei: Brother, you scold me

Liu Bei: No, no

Zhang Fei: scold me Me

Guan Yu: Big Brother, I’m serious. Big Brother

Zhuge Liang: Mr. Liu, please go back

Liu Bei: No, no, let’s make some adjustments. Brothers, don’t take it personally. It’s the eldest brother who is doing self-criticism. I eat what I eat and you do this. If you come up with the second sentence, you will definitely be good. It’s up to you to invite him out of the mountain for three hundred million three.

Zhang Fei: Yeah, hahahaha (modal particles) ) Three hundred million three

Liu Bei: three hundred million three

Guan Yu: three hundred million three

Zhuge Liang: The moon sets, crows cry, and the sky is filled with frost

Zhang Fei: Entrap money and raise 330 million yuan

Zhuge Liang: Grape wine luminous cup

Zhang Fei: Lots of luxury cars and watches

Zhuge Liang: Ten years Life and death are uncertain

Zhang Fei: Buy an apartment within the second ring road

Zhuge Liang: Relatives and friends in Luoyang are asking each other

Zhang Fei: Just say we are in the Roman Empire

Liu Bei: What is the Roman Empire

Guan Yu: Sir, the third brother is right

Liu Bei: He is right and he is telling the truth

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Zhuge Liang: Mr. Liu, don’t go to all this trouble and go back

Liu Bei: Mr. Zhuge, you see, it’s not easy for us to ask you to come, right? After this spreads out, our Liu Group will not I'm trying to challenge you. How about I let my third brother say the first line? At least we can complete the whole poem here and it will be fun for us if we spread it out.

Zhuge Liang: Let him say the first line. Is it still difficult?

Liu Bei: Give me a chance, give me a chance, the last time

Zhuge Liang: The last time

Liu Bei: The last time, the last time, the first sentence You can do the first sentence

Zhang Fei: Big brother, you are ugly

Liu Bei: You have been ugly for a long time

Zhang Fei: The anthurium is used to clear the waves {red Palms stir clear waves, stir clear waves (echo)} Red palms stir clear waves

Guan Yu: White hair floats on green water

Liu Bei: Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange

Zhuge Liang: Goose goose

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei: three hundred and three hundred million three hundred and thirty million three

Liu Bei: That's okay

Zhuge Liang: Hey, hey, hey, the three of them picked it up

Liu Bei: What's missing?

Zhuge Liang: Do you want shame? You're worth 300 million and 300,000 yuan for this quality, and it's listed on the market, and you're still walking around, going back, going back Let’s go, let’s go

Liu Bei: Come out of the mountain with me, sir

Zhuge Liang: I won’t go

Liu Bei: Come out of the mountain

Zhuge Liang: I won’t go

Liu Bei: Come out of the mountain

Zhuge Liang: No.

Liu Bei: If you don’t go, I will give you shame

Zhang Fei: Big brother, I I told you to knock him out and carry him away

Guan Yu: Big brother