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Journey to the West, Chapter 35

Journey to the West: Back to the 35th time, the heterodox deceives the righteous, and the ape gains the treasure and turns the devil.

Ming Dow is round. She turned over and jumped out of the net.

It is not easy to make changes, but it will last forever after practice.

Clear and turbid, running with it several times, and robbing it several times.

Free for trillions of years, a little divine light will always be empty.

This poem coincides with Sun's wisdom. He was proud of this magical treasure and hid it in his sleeve. Xi said, "It's hard to use evil spirits.

Take me to heart, just like the so-called fishing for the moon in the water; If I want to catch you, it's like making ice on fire. "Hidden gourd, thick.

Sneak out the door, now, Li Shenggao call way:

"Open the door!" "Who are you, yelling?" A little devil asked. "Express delivery to your old man," Monkey said. .

Exorcism, I'm the Monkey King Sun Lai. "

The little demon rushed into the room and reported, "Your Majesty, there is a monkey outside the door." The old demon was frightened and said, "Good brother,

Oh, no! Provoked him a nest of wind! A golden rope is a monkey, and a gourd is a monkey. Why is there another one?

What monkey? I think his brothers are here. "The second magic way:" Brother, don't worry. My gourd can hold 1000 people.

Miles. I'm just pretending to be a grandson, but I'm afraid of that grandson! I'll pack when I go out to have a look. "The old magic way:

"Brother, be careful."

Look at the second demon holding a fake gourd, as before, dashing out the door, shouting, "You!"

Where are the stone men from, who dare to shout here? "The monkey said," You don't recognize me?

My family lives in Huaguoshan and my ancestral home is in water curtain cave. I haven't played for a long time just to make trouble in heaven. Now fortunately, I have escaped the disaster and abandoned the Tao and followed the monk.

Use. Understand Lei Yin's teachings and seek enlightenment. Xiang Ye Feng po

Magic, but get the avatar. Give me back the Tang Priest and go to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha. The two families went to war and lived in peace. Don't provoke me.

Jiao, waste your old life! "

"Come here," said the devil. "I won't hit you, but do you dare to answer when I call you?" The monkey smiled and said, "You

Call me and I will answer; If I call you, will you answer it? The devil said, "I called you because I have a precious gourd."

Can be loaded with people; You called me, but what is this? The monkey said, "I have a gourd, too." . "Now," said the devil,

Take it out. Let me see. Monkey took the gourd out of his sleeve and said, "Look, goblin! "Flash, hidden in the sleeve,

Afraid of him robbing.

When the demon saw it, he was frightened and said, "Where did his gourd come from? Why is it the same as mine? Even if it's tied to a vine.

Yes, there are also different sizes, but how can they be the same? "He cried seriously," monkey sun,

Where did you get that gourd? "I don't know the origin of the Monkey Committee, so I took it and asked him," You gourd

Where do reeds come from? "I don't know that the demon is a knowledgeable person, but this is an honest word, so he will start from the beginning:

"My gourd is the beginning of chaos and the beginning of the world. There is a bodhi old zu who knows the name of Nu Wa, refining stones to make up the sky.

Save the floating world as a whole; When I arrived at the palace, I saw a wisp of immortal vine with this purple gold on it at the foot of a Kunlun mountain.

The red gourd, however, was left by the old gentleman to this day. "

Hearing this, the Great Sage breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Where did my gourd come from?" The devil asked, "How can I see?"

The Great Sage said, "Since the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, the sky has not obeyed the northwest, and the earth has not obeyed the southeast. The Taoist ancestor of Tai Shang Huang solved the problem of Nu Wa and made up for the deficiency of Heaven.

Walking to the foot of Kunlun Mountain, there is a fairy vine with two gourds on it. I have a male, but yours is a female. "

"Don't say male or female," said the monster. But only those who pretend to be human are good babies. The Great Sage said, "You are right." "I will.

Let you install it first. "

The monster jumped up with joy, hugged the gourd and called, "Monkey Sun." Dasheng pavilion

Yes, but I didn't stop breathing. I answered it eight or nine times, but I couldn't put it on. The magical pendant is about to come down, stamping his chest and saying, "Oh, my God!

That! Just say the world will not change! Such a baby is also afraid of her husband. Females are afraid to pretend when they see males! "

Monkey said with a smile, "Put it away. It's my turn to call you. " Do a quick somersault, jump up and put the bottom of the gourd

In the sky, the mouth is facing the ground, and according to the demon, it is called "the king of silver horns." The monster dared not keep silent, so he had to answer.

Frank Shu was inside, and Monkey posted it as "Your Majesty's urgent order". My heart exulted: "I

Dear son, you can try something new today! "

He pushed down the cloud, took the gourd, thought about it, and came to the Lotus Cave just to save the master. that

The mountain was full of potholes. He walked cross-legged and staggered in the gourd?

Long-winded and noisy. Why is he making a noise? It turns out that Sun is an exercised body, so he doesn't need it urgently.

Although monsters can walk on clouds and fog, they are just some magic. The big end is that the baby hasn't taken off yet and will melt in the baby.

The monkey hasn't had time to melt. "My son," he said with a smile, "I didn't know it was pee. I didn't know it was gargling. This is old.

Sun's business. I didn't open the lid until it turned into thin juice on July 8. Busy with what? What happened? think

It's easy for me to get out, so I shouldn't watch it for a thousand years! "He took the gourd, talking, unconsciously to the mouth of the cave,

Shake that gourd and it will ring. He said, "It sounds like a spool, so it's better to send the class. Wait for my message.

Students, let's see when Master is going out. "Look at his shaking hands and chanting," King Zhouyi,

Confucius sage, Mr. Peach Blossom Girl, Mr. Guiguzi. "

The little demon in the cave saw it and said, "Your Majesty, a great disaster is coming! Monkey Sun put Grandpa Two in a gourd to teach him a lesson! "

Hearing this, the old demon was terrified out of her wits, and her bones went soft and numb. He fell to the ground and shouted, "My dear brother!

Ah! I left the upper bound with you and turned to the mortal world, hoping to share the glory and be the master of the cave forever; How do you know that for this monk,

Hurt your life and break my brotherhood! "All monsters, cry together.

Pig was hung from the beam, and when he heard his family crying together, he couldn't help crying, "Don't cry, demon, until you are old."

The pig told you to listen. The first monkey to come, the second monkey to come, and the monkey to come later are all my teachers.

A brother. He has changed seventy-two. Tengna came in, stole the baby and pretended to be your brother. Your brother is dead. There's no need.

For example, carry a funeral, quickly clean the cooker and make some mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, tea buds, bamboo shoots, tofu, gluten and fungus.

Dish, please ask my apprentice to come down and read the birthday sutra with your brother. Hearing this, the old demon was furious and said, "Only.

Say pig eight quit honest, originally very dishonest! He treated me like a joke! "Call: Little Demon" Don't whine, let it go.

Untie the pig and steam it into a paste. When I'm full, I'll get back at the monkey. Friar Sand complained about Pig and said, "Good.

Yao! I taught you not to talk too much. If you say too much, steam first! "This idiot also did something in a minefield. Next to a little devil way:

"Your Majesty, pigs are not easy to steam." Pig said, "Amitabha! Is it the brother of Jide? Fruit is not easy to steam. "

Another demon said, "Skin him and steam him." Pig panicked and said, "Good steaming, good steaming! Although the skin and bones are rough,

The soup will rot when it is boiled. ? Home use! ? Home use! "

Just as he was shouting, a little demon outside the door came to report, "Monkey Sun cursed the door again!" " The old devil was afraid again:

"This fellow is lighter than me!" Call: "son, let's hang pigs as usual and check how many treasures are left."

"There are still three treasures in the cave," said the little demon, the housekeeper. The old demon asked, "Are those three?" The housekeeper said, "And.

Seven-star sword, banana fan, clean bottle. The old monster said, "that bottle is useless: it was supposed to scream, but people agreed."

I pretend to teach monkeys a formula, but I pretend to be my brother. Don't use him. Leave it at home.

Bring me the sword and the fan quickly. "The housekeeper gave two treasures to the old devil. The old devil put the banana fan in his back coat.

Ling, holding a seven-star sword in his hand, lit all the demons, large and small, more than 300, and were taught to draw guns and make sticks one by one to manage them.

The old demon with the rope wheel knife wears a helmet and a red silk robe. Demons arrayed themselves to capture Sun Shengda.

Sun Dasheng knew that Ermo had enchanted the gourd, but he tied it tightly and spread it around his waist, holding a golden hoop in his hand.

Great, get ready to kill. I saw the old demon waving a red flag and jumping out of the door. But how to dress up?

There is a bright flame on the head and a bouquet of rosy clouds around the waist. Long Lin, dressed in armor, red robe and flame. Round eyes

Turn on the light switch, and the steel whiskers will fly in the smoke. The seven-star sword has a light hilt and a banana fan covering the shoulder. Walk like a cloud leaving the sea

Yue, the sound is like thunder shaking mountains and rivers. Majestic deceives the heavenly generals, and angry and handsome monsters come out of the hole.

The old demon let the little demon take the place. Scold: "you monkey, very rude!" Hurt my brother, hurt my hands and feet,

That's disgusting! Monkey scolded, "You monster who wants to die! You are a demon's life, just like my master,

Four creatures, my brother and Ma Lian, were hung in the cave for no reason. How can I stand it? How can I be reasonable? Send it quickly and return it quickly.

Take me for example, I spent a lot of money. I like to send my old grandson away and spare your dog's life! "That blame that.

For example, raise a sword and cut it. The Great Sage greeted him with an iron rod. This scene is easy to be killed outside the cave gate! Hey!

The golden hoop and the seven-star sword collided like lightning. The long cold air makes people cold, and the clouds shake the ridge weir. that

Because of brotherhood, some people don't let go of kindness; This is only for Buddhist monks, and it is urgent. The two families hate each other. There are two places.

Every heart will lead to anger and resentment. Only ghosts and gods were shocked, and the sky was light and smoky. This clenched tooth files jade nails, that anger.

Golden flames are flying in my eyes. Be one hero after another and never stop throwing sticks and swords.

After twenty rounds, the old demon and the Great Jihad were neck and neck. Pointing at the tip of the sword, he shouted, "All little devils!"

More than 300 elites surrounded him. Good Great Sage, openly fearless, makes a stick and sprints left and right.

Fight, then cover. The little demon has every means, and the more he fights, the more he entangles cotton wool, holding his waist and pulling his legs, and he will not give in.

The Great Sage panicked. Although he showed himself, he pulled out a handful of hair under his left flank, chewed it up and sprayed it out, shouting "Change!"

One by one became a walker. Look at his long stick and short round fist. No matter how small, there is nowhere to start, holding a solitary turn and gnawing at the tendons.

Beat all the little devils to pieces and shouted in unison: "Your Majesty, things are not harmonious! It's hard! The ground is full of mountains,

They are all sun walkers! "In this way, the demon is beaten back, and the old demon is surrounded in the middle and driven around.

There is no way out.

The demon panicked, holding the sword in his left hand, putting his right hand behind his neck, taking out the banana fan and looking at the fire in the southeast.

A fan facing the palace? Will come down, I saw it on the ground, flame flame. So, baby,

Got angry for no reason. That monster is heartless: a company? Seven or eight fans? The sky is hot and flaming. okay

Fire:

That fire is not a fire in the sky, not a fire in the furnace, not a fire at the top of the mountain, nor a fire at the bottom of the stove, but a fire of five elements.

However, a little bit of anger was taken out. This fan is not a common thing on the earth, nor is it artificially created, but it is opened by itself.

A treasure produced from the beginning of chaos. Use this fan. This fire, Huang Huangye Ye, is like the red gauze of an electric switch; Burning light

Weak, but like Fei Xia crimson yee. There is not a wisp of smoke, all red flames, only the burning pine trees on the ridge have turned into fire trees, and the cliff is in front.

The cypress turned into a lantern. The beasts in that nest are greedy for life and collide with each other in the west.

Ben; Birds in this forest cherish their feathers and fly high. This divine fire has gone with the wind, only burning rotten rocks and streams all over the place!

The Great Sage was shocked when he saw the evil fire. Say, "no! I can get along with myself. I'm not good enough to fall into this fire.

Now, is it really not easy? "Will be a shake, hence a refers to the upper body. Only a fake body,

Escape from the fire, his real body, reverse the tactics of avoiding fire, vertically somersault, jump up, escape from the fire, and run straight to him.

Lotus Cave, thinking about saving Master.

Hurry to the door and push the cloud down. He saw hundreds of little demons outside the cave door, each with his head broken and his feet cracked.

It turned out that he was injured by the method of being in two places at once, and everyone was called here and stood in pain. When the Great Sage sees it, evil does not suppress right.

Fierce and stubborn, he turned the iron bar and beat the generals all the way in. Poor thing, the fruit of hard work is still old fur!

The Great Sage knocked out the little demon and crashed into the cave to solve Master's problem. He was startled when he saw the flames inside.

Panicked and busy, he said, "That's it! That's all! The fire started from the back door, but I can't save the master! " This is terrible, son

Take a closer look, ah! It wasn't fire, it was golden light. He is honest and is investigating this matter. It's a clean bottle of suet jade.

I flashed, but my heart was glad and said, "Good baby! This bottle was once taken by the little demon to shine on the mountain, and I got it.

I don't want that monster to come looking for it again; I hid it here today, but it also shines. "You see, he stole this bottle, and he likes it.

Without saving master, he quickly pulled himself out of the cave and left. Just before I went out, I saw the demon coming from the south with a sword and a fan.

Come on. Sun Shengda couldn't escape and was beheaded by the old demon. The Great Sage made a somersault and jumped up, but nothing happened.

Run away without a trace.

When the monster arrived at the door, he saw bodies all over the floor and sighed with fear.

I couldn't stop crying loudly and said, "It hurts! It hurts! " There is a poem to prove it. The poem says:

Hate apes, good horses, stubbornness, and the fetus turns to dust.

Just because I missed the sky, I was carried away by this mountain.

Hongyan is lovelorn, and the demon soldier cries.

When shall I unlock the lock and return to my original position?

The old demon was ashamed and cried into the hole step by step. I didn't calm down until I saw everything was on fire. No.

Personal modeling; Sad, even worse. Sitting alone in the hole, leaning on the stone, leaning on the sword.

Side, put the fan on his shoulder and fell asleep silently. This is exactly what "people are cheerful when they are happy, and sleepy when they are bored."

A lot. "

It is said that Sun turned a somersault cloud and stood in front of the mountain, trying to save Master, and tied the net bottle firmly around his waist.

Come to the hole to spy. See the door opened twice, it was silent, didn't smell the smell of consumption, then gently move, slipped in. View only

The devil fell asleep leaning against the stone box. The banana fan took off the clothes on her shoulders and half covered her head. The seven-star sword also leans on the edge of the case. but

He stepped forward gently and took out the fan. He turned and ran out with a loud cry. So this handle scratches there.

Freak, wake him up early. Looking up, Monkey stole it, raised his sword and left. The Great Sage has jumped.

Before going out, spread the fan on your waist, turn the iron bar with your hands and fight the devil. This is a good killing:

Angry and bad, splashing the demon king, angry and rushing to the crown. I hate it, but I can't swallow it. It's hard to understand my heart. "You," he cursed.

The boss played tricks on people, hurt me a lot and stole treasures. This game is absolutely intolerable, it is a matter of life and death! "The Great Sage drinks magic:

"Hello no discretion! The apprentice wants to argue with me. How can he break the stone when he is tired? " The sword came, the iron bar left, and the two families didn't.

Keep righteousness. Bet twice to win or lose, practice martial arts three times and four times. Gai is a Buddhist monk, and Lingshan participates in the Buddha's position, which leads to golden fire.

Don't like each other, five elements of disorderly injury; Show off your skills and get skills. The confrontation is getting closer and closer,

The devil is afraid to avoid first.

After thirty or forty rounds of cooperation between the old demon and the Great Jihad, it will be too late to defeat the enemy. Go southwest, mutiny.

Pressing the dragon point is no problem.

Only then did the Great Sage push the cloud into the Lotus Cave and release the Tang Priest, Pig and Friar Sand. The three of him stripped naked.

When he was in danger, he thanked Monkey and asked, "Where is the demon?" "The second monster has been put in the gourd," Monkey said. . "I think that's it.

The meeting has been melted; The big demon was defeated for a while and pressed Longshan to the southwest. I am a little devil, defeated by the old me.

Half of them died, some of them were defeated, and I killed them, so I was able to enter here and liberate you. "Tang's monk Xie Zhi.

Endless way: "Apprentice, thank you!" Monkey said with a smile, "It's really hard work. You're just hanging out.

It hurts, my old grandson has never stopped, which is worse than the soldiers who rushed to shop. I have been running around repeatedly. For stealing him.

Dear baby, you can calm evil. Pig Bajie said, "Brother, show us that gourd." only

I'm afraid the two demons have melted. "The Great Sage took off the clean bottle first, then took out the golden rope and fan, and then took the gourd.

In your hand: "Don't look! Don't look He pretended to be old first, and I gargled him and coaxed him to open the lid before I got what I wanted.

It's gone. I don't want to uncover it. I'm afraid he will leave noisily, too. "Teacher and pupil like huan, put him this meter in the hole.

Find out noodles and vegetables, cook cookers and arrange some vegetarian food. Eat a good meal, sleep in a cave, and have nothing to say all night. (early) morning

It's dawn again

It is said that the old demon path put pressure on Longshan, gathered female monsters of all sizes, prepared to kill his mother, settled his brother and destroyed the demon.

Soldier, about stealing children. All the strange women cried together. After mourning for a long time, he said, "You wait, it's terrible. I still have it.

This seven-star sword wants to meet your female soldier. When they all go to crush Longshan, they will borrow other relatives and insist on catching Sun Monkey's newspaper.

Hatred "

No, a little demon outside the door reported: "Your Majesty, the old man behind the mountain is handsome and has led some ranks." Hearing this, the old demon,

I quickly put on my mourning clothes and bowed down to meet. It turned out that the old uncle was his mother's brother and his name was changed to Fox King. Wen Yin

Shaoshan Yaobing reported that his sister was killed by the Monkey King, disguised as a younger sister, stole my nephew's treasure and stayed in Pingding for several days.

Dashan rejected the enemy. However, he is handsome with more than 200 demon soldiers in this cave, especially to help out; So, first gather around my sister's house and ask for trust. I saw Lao as soon as I entered the door.

The demon hung up his mourning clothes and the two of them cried. After crying for a long time, the old devil bowed his head and prepared for the future. Then Ah Qi was furious and ordered the old demon to change it.

Filial piety, sword, banshee, contract, vertical wind and cloud, heading northeast.

The Great Sage told Friar Sand to tidy up breakfast, eat it and leave. Suddenly I heard the wind and went out to have a look. It was a group of demon soldiers.

Come up from the southwest. Monkey panicked and hurried away, calling Pig, "Brother, the demon has called for reinforcements again." Tripitaka

Hearing this, he was frightened and said, "disciple, how about this?" Monkey laughed and said, "Don't worry! Rest assured! Take all his treasures.

Come with me. "The Great Sage wears a gourd bottle at his waist, a golden rope in his sleeve, a banana fan on his shoulder and two-handed wheels.

Holding an iron bar, he taught Friar Sand to keep the master and sit firmly in the cave. Pig went out to meet the enemy with a nail and palladium.

The monster arrayed himself and saw the Seven Kings take the lead. He was born with a long beard, steel eyebrows and knife ears; hoist cable

Wearing a helmet, chain mail and Fang Tianji in his hand, Jin Lian shouted, "I let you go, Po Hou! How dare you bully me like this?

People! Steal treasures, harm families, kill demon soldiers, and dare to occupy the abode of fairies and immortals for a long time! Catch early and catch late, and die one by one, snow me.

Sister's revenge! Monkey scolded him, "You dead hairy ball, you don't know your grandfather's tricks! Don't go! Zero five one

Great! "The monster sideways escape, greeted with Fang Tianji workingman. Two people came and went in the mountains and played three or four rounds.

Machamp is weak, and he will fail. Monkey came and was caught by the old demon. After three more fights, I saw the fox turn around again.

Come and attack. When Pig saw this wall box, he suddenly stopped it with nine-toothed palladium. One is worth one, and after a long battle, the outcome is regardless. that

The old demon drank, and all the demon soldiers surrounded him.

Sanzang was sitting in the Lotus Cave when he heard shouts that shook the ground and called, "Friar Sand, go and see your brother.

How did it end? Friar Sand took out the magic wand, drank it, knocked it, and beat the demon away. Seven, did you see the situation?

Lee, go back; Caught up by Pig, he shone a palladium on his back, and it was red at nine o'clock. Poor thing.

To the future. I dragged my clothes around. It turned out to be a fox.

When the old demon saw that he had hurt his uncle, he lost Monkey and grabbed the sword, so he beheaded Pig. The pig propped up the palladium. Frontal gambling

Suddenly Friar Sand stepped forward, raised his staff and hit him. The devil couldn't resist the enemy and fled to the south despite the storm. Bajie has a close relationship with Friar Sand.

Come here. When the Great Sage saw this, he jumped into the air, took down the clean bottle, covered it on the old demon, and called it "King Jinjiao". that

The monster only said that it was the little demon he defeated, so he turned to answer; Sue's costume will be put in, and the monkey will mark it "too"

The old man's post said that he was in a hurry like a lawyer. I saw the seven-star sword fall into the dust and return to Monkey. Eight quit to meet up.

"Brother, you have got the sword. What's wrong? " Monkey laughed and said, "That's enough! It is already in my bottle. "

Hearing this, Friar Sand was very happy with Pig.

At that time, he swept away all the evils and went back to the cave to report to Sanzang: "The mountain is clean and the demon has gone. Please go to the master. "

Horses walk. "The monk is in the sky. After breakfast, the disciples packed their bags, mounted their horses and ran around looking for a way out.

As he was walking, he suddenly saw a blind man flash out from the roadside, stepped forward and caught St. kurama. "Monk, where are you going?" still

My baby, come on! Pig was frightened and said, "That's all! This is the old demon begging for the baby! When Monkey looked at it carefully, it was really too empty.

I fucked Li Laojun and approached him in a panic and said, "Old officer, where are you going?" The bodhi old zu rose to the throne of the Jade Bureau, but it was all empty.

Standing in the room, he shouted, "monkey, give me my child back." "What treasure?" asked the Great Sage. The old man said, "Hu!

The reed is mine, the water bottle is mine, the sword is mine and the fan is mine? Fire, the rope is mine.

The two monsters in the band of Genle robes: one is the boy I watch the golden stove, and the other is the boy I watch the silver stove. Because of him.

You stole my treasure and came to the underworld. There was nowhere to be found, but today you caught it and made a contribution. "The other way," you!

Old officer, really rude. If you let your family do evil, you should ask a loose charge. "The old man said," It's none of my business.

Don't look at the wrong person. This was borrowed from me three times by the Bodhisattva at sea, and he was sent here to deify the demon. See if your mentoring is true.

Heart to the west. Hearing this, the Great Sage said to himself, "This bodhisattva is lazy! I was freed from my old age, Bao.

Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures. I said, the road is very difficult, very difficult. He once promised me to help me in difficult places. Now you're making evil spirits?

Harm, language is not, it is his life without a husband! If it weren't for the old fairy, I would never be with him; Since you put it that way,

Take it. "

The old man took the five treasures, opened the bottle cap and gourd, poured out two strands of immortal spirit, and pointed with his hand, it still melted.

As two boys of gold and silver, they follow each other. I saw the light of the sun. Hey!

Vaguely back to the hospital, straight to Luotian.

After all, I don't know what happened afterwards. How did Sun protect the Tang Priest? When did he get the Western Heaven? Listen to the next decomposition.