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Crosstalk and sketch about homesickness
Author: XXX
Mid-Autumn Prose (Homesick Night)
Character: 1 Male migrant worker, 30 years old.
B 2 female college student, 23 years old.
C 3 male self-employed boss 45 years old
Scene setting: a table and three chairs in the park.
One 1
A 1: (carrying two bottles of beer and a bag of peanuts) Year after year, in a blink of an eye, in 2009, on August 15, that night, there was one less person carrying beer! Mid-Autumn Festival, I miss my hometown, so I stand here and stare at my hometown. Looking at the full moon in the sky, I think of my lovely hometown.
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C: (carrying two bottles of beer, a bag of peanuts and a bag of shredded squid) Alas, I miss my family twice on holidays in a foreign land! People travel around the world outside, and homesickness makes me cry! Oh, who can get drunk with me in the autumn night? Let the wine heal the wounds in my heart. Hey! There is a man in front, and it seems that he can't go home to play singles. I'll go up and talk to him for a while. Hey! Dude.
A: (Looking back) You called me!
C: Yes! what are you reading? Don't wait for Chang 'e, she is already taken!
A: Big Brother is so humorous! I looked at the moon and suddenly remembered a poem: The moon is now at sea, and the horizon is * * * at this time!
C: Poetry is a good poem. If you recite it, it will be ruined! Looks like, man, you have a home you can't go back to. You are eager to see it here!
A: Yes! You too!
C: Not at all! I think my mother must be singing loudly in the distance.
A: You can't go home. Your mother still sings! What are you singing?
C: My mother sang-gave birth to a man who won't go home!
Dude, you are so funny! I fell in love with someone who went home! Your mother changed the lyrics very well!
C: That's, mom's generation, a generation with rich imagination. Hey, man, you got wine! What happened? Are you too lonely to sleep? I want someone to accompany me!
A: Yes! You too!
C: What are you talking about? Set the wine and start drinking! Come on! Brother!
A: Come on! Look, brother, wine is really a good thing. Two strangers will become friends at once.
We are friends. Thanks to this wine, if another woman comes, we will be worthy of this wine!
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B: Wandering is doomed to drift in this life. Tears are flowing in my eyes. Wandering and tears are the taste of leaving home. Today, I want to stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, look at the moon quietly, bow my head quietly and miss my hometown.
A: Hello! Hey! Dude, you can't spit ivory out of a dog's mouth and say that a woman will arrive!
C: I said, dude, is this adjective inappropriate?
A: As a migrant worker, I am not good at talking! You're welcome, I'm not angry!
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