A collection of super funny classic funny stories

A collection of super funny classic funny stories

1. Take the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and throw it into the coin hole

2. You are not The traffic policeman in my head has no right to interfere with my direction.

3. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

4. If you live, you will die sooner or later; if you die, you will live forever.

5. I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed halfway

6. I think the point of explaining a joke to others is the world. One of the loneliest things on earth.

7. If QB is used as a reward for the exam, then the country will become rich and powerful immediately.

8. Don’t mess with my sister, she has a secret weapon: one slap to kill you, two slaps to death I'll slap you to death, I'll kill you with three slaps

9. You can't comfort yourself if you comfort others

10. I hate that I waited for your news for a long time, only to say "haha" , do you think I am telling a joke?

11. In public situations, I often choose to be polite, but in private I often disgrace myself.

12. Don’t think that every man is as easy to talk to as Nicholas Tse.

13. Stop arguing. I’ll make you take the train again.

14. Seeing how poor your family is, the mice always leave with tears in their eyes when they visit your house.

15. When a black man went to watch a horror movie, his face turned pale with fright!

16. Wolves roam the world and eat meat; dogs roam the world and eat shit.

17. Mom said: Smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind, shaking your head helps you to worry less, fighting is good for your hands and feet, and robbing is good for long-distance running.

18. I think China Travel will work, but I won’t pay to see if you can do it.

19. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

20. I bought an egg but accidentally broke it. I know that this egg and I are destined to be together.

21. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

22. After today, don’t meet again. I’m afraid I’ll beat you up several times every day.

23. Bad guys need strength, and scum need taste.

24. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself

25. Do all the bad things you can do while you're young, there are only a few years left.