Cold joke: Girlfriend ran away with others, do you want to chase?

Cold joke: Girlfriend ran away with others, do you want to chase?

My girlfriend ran off with someone else. Do you want to chase her? The following is a selection of cold jokes that I carefully edited for you. Welcome to read!

1

How to describe the hot weather: really, I don't want to chase my girlfriend even if she runs away with someone in this weather ~

2

I saw a dress on a treasure, with ten bad reviews and one favorable comment. Is that what the praise says? I bought it for my friend. It looks ugly on him. I am very satisfied. . . . . . ?

God replied: Congratulations on being selected as the top ten bad friends.

three

A couple is riding a bike on the road?

Woman: "You ride so fast, I'm so scared! 」

Man: "Don't be afraid! Come on, close your eyes like me and you won't be afraid.

four

Yesterday morning, my bag was robbed, and I was sad all afternoon. What am I worse than my bag?

God replied: the value of wealth has increased and decreased by robbing you. Don't treat robbers like fools, okay?

five

Xiaoming asked the manager for leave.

Xiaoming: I want to ask for leave to propose to my girlfriend.

Manager: (contemptuous) Haven't you heard that marriage is the grave of love?

Xiao Ming thought for a moment: then I'll ask for funeral leave.

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