Wechat automatically replies to classic quotations, which are funny and creative.

Wechat automatically replies to classic quotations, which are funny and creative.

Wechat automatically replies to classic quotations, which is funny and creative. Wechat is a social software used by many people. When using WeChat, if we are temporarily unavailable to reply to messages, we can set up an automatic reply. Let's share with you the funny and creative classic quotations that WeChat automatically replies to. Let's have a look.

Wechat automatically replies to the classic quotations 1 1, the main reason is myocardial infarction … dying … please call first if you want to leave a message!

2. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

4. If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget it ... there is a game that has been fooled n times. You're not negotiable.

5. Do you really want to find me? If you want to find me, I will reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to find me, do you? Do you really want to see me?

6. A cute little pig, with innocent eyes and pouting, says to you, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

7. I am not young, and youth is not with me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

8. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

9. Error in sending information: Restarting may solve this problem. Please call 1 10 if you have any questions. After you connect, please shout "stupid" before someone answers.

10. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

1 1. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

12, people are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, and reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating. 1 hour did not reply. Please call 120 for me.

13, don't worry, I'll tell you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

14, if there is no reply within minutes, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within minutes, then I am defecating; If I don't reply within a few minutes, then I don't have any paper.

15, my present posture: WC, posture: squatting face: convulsive state: exertion. ...

16. The subscriber you dialed has not installed QQ.

17, hi! I'm not here now. If necessary, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the sound of "drip"!

18, hi-I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the "push" sound ... push!

19, she said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

20. The computer is processing your information. Please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

Wechat automatically replies to the classic quotations funny ideas 2 1. Save the world if you don't reply. If you reply, you are more important than the world.

2. If you don't reply to the message, you are sleeping. If you haven't come back, you will fall asleep.

3. I went to play with my fairy sisters, and I'm going down to earth soon.

I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.

I'm sorry that I'm busy now, and I don't want to talk to you in the future.

7. Oh, my God, I have a headache. I have a headache. I have no money to pay the internet fee. I have a headache.

8. Your mobile phone is infected with Trojan virus. Please send "I love you" to cancel Troy.

9. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Jackson Yi. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

10 This is headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?