A joke with China content.

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

2. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Title: One by one

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5. Title: Once again

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond?

6. Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7. title: prosperity

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8. Title: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10, title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

1 1. Subject: ... Episode 1

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

12, title: In addition

The child wrote: a train passed by, besides, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.

13, Title: Right away

Student: I'm happy to ride a horse.

Comment: Come down.

Life loves to write wrong words, and always writes rest as drinking. In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

14. After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (Yi Rong)

15. Last night, the left eyelid kept jumping. At that time, I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (ominous)

16, the newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer …

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? This will make a lot of money ...

17. Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" …

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

18, I accidentally got caught in my anus when I went shopping on Sunday. What bad luck.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...? (steel door)

19. After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …

20. My history teacher has a long shawl, short stature, short temper and a little "chest" …

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . "(intense)

2 1, I think I am a good student with "worry" in my studies …

Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure. (excellent)

22. On the "bumpy road" of life, we should be firm in our own direction …

Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.