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Son, you have to go to work. You are the headmaster's joke.
In the morning, the mother woke up her son; "Get up, son, it's time for school!"
The son said; "Mom, I don't want to go."
Mom said; "Give two reasons why you won't go."
The son answered; "One is that the children there don't like me, and the other is that the teacher hates me."
Mom: "that can't be the reason why you don't go to school."
The son said; "Then give me two reasons why I should go."
Mom said; "One is that you are 52 years old, and the other is that you are the principal of the school."
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