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The first prize material of childhood interesting composition.
Interesting composition of childhood 1
When I was a child, I did many stupid things, whispering to dolls, racing cars, laying eggs like hens ... Now, whenever I recall my childhood, I always smile involuntarily!
It's very interesting that I actually competed with Xiao Shu!
Mother told me that this little tree was planted in the year when I was born. As long as I can remember, I have been running to Xiaoshu every day to see if I have grown taller. As long as I grow taller, I will use a knife to gently draw a knife on the trunk of a small tree as a mark.
However, one afternoon, when I ran happily to compete with Xiao Shu again, I found that the trace of the last stroke was higher than mine. I can't believe it. I measured it again. Xiaoshu is really taller than me! I'm really getting shorter! How did I get shorter? I was so anxious that I cried. My crying and sad crying attracted my mother, who looked puzzled: "Yao Yao, what's wrong with you?" Why are you crying? "
"Mom, I am short, what should I do? What to do! " I cried and stamped my feet. My mother put her arms around me, gently wiped away the tears in her eyes and said with a smile, "How can it be shortened?" My baby, why do you think you are getting shorter? "
I sobbed and said, "I, I just went to Xiaoshu to measure my height." It is true that Xiao Shu is taller than me and I am shorter than Xiao Shu ... "Before I finished, my mother burst out laughing.
I don't understand why my mother laughed and asked, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Mother explained, "It's not that you are short, it's that the young trees are tall." "Will the young trees grow taller?" I asked in surprise. "Of course. The little tree is alive, too. "
"Really? Does the little tree have life? Did it grow up eating like me? " Mine. The question mark popped up in my mind. As I grew up, the question mark became a period and an exclamation point.
My childhood is full of endless reverie, and every interesting thing adds luster to my childhood!
Composition of childhood fun II
Open the photo album and see a special photo. In the photo, I have a lit cigarette in my hand, but my face is frowning. I bent down and coughed desperately! Looking at this photo, I seem to have traveled through time and space and returned to the scene at that time.
Once, I saw my father standing on the balcony with a cigarette between his right index finger and middle finger. He put the cigarette in his mouth, took a sip, and then spit out a cloud of white smoke. What a cool look! I think dad smokes too much. I really want to taste cigarettes. So I went over to my father and said, "Dad, let me have a cigarette!" " "Dad said," no, smoking is not a good thing. Children can't smoke! " "Say that finish, he bent down and pressed the cigarette butt in the ashtray and the cigarette went out.
I came here disappointed and kept muttering: well, I'm not allowed to smoke, but I often hide and smoke by myself. Since I can't say it well, why do you smoke so tastefully?
In the evening, grandma was busy in the kitchen for a long time and prepared a sumptuous dinner. I see celery, thin and long, a bit like a smaller cigarette. I think this is probably because there are no mature cigarettes. So I took one in my hand, imitated my father's appearance, clamped it with two fingers, put it in my mouth and took a deep breath. Oh, a faint fragrance entered my mouth, and my five internal organs and six lungs seemed to be moistened by spring water.
I remembered my father's words and couldn't help saying, "Dad, you said smoking is bad for your health. I feel good! " "At the same time, everyone burst out laughing. Dad smiled and said, "That's not ... that's not a cigarette ... but ..." I immediately took over my father's words, "It's Miao's cigarette!" Everyone laughed even harder, clutching their bellies and opening their mouths. I looked at them doubtfully and giggled myself.
Smoking "tobacco seedlings" is not enough, so I decided to smoke "adult cigarettes"!
Go to bed, I will lie on the bed and wait until everyone is asleep before implementing my plan. I am entangled over and over again: Do you want to go? Dad says cigarettes are bad for your health! Hey, what's so scary? Dad has been smoking for so many years, and it's nothing. Besides, besides, I just tasted it!
I guess everyone is asleep, so I crept into the living room, took my father's cigarette and lighter, tossed for a while, and finally trembled and lit the cigarette. I put the cigarette in my mouth and took a deep breath. Suddenly, my throat is dry and astringent, and it hurts badly. I can't help coughing loudly, I'm out of breath!
Dad walked into the living room at once and saw me smoking. I am angry and funny. He seized the opportunity, picked up the camera and clicked, leaving an unforgettable photo.
When I grow up, I won't do anything stupid to smoke secretly. But when you see that photo, you will always see the ridiculous scene at that time.
The composition of childhood fun 3
Childhood fun, like countless seashells by the sea. Those stories that remind me will come back to my mind one after another!
Some time ago, my grandfather came to our house.
Because I am too naughty sometimes, my grandfather often tells on me in front of my mother. I am determined to teach him a lesson!
Look! The opportunity has finally come. I go outside to play with my mother and grandpa. Grandpa suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, and my mother asked me to go with him. When I first arrived in the public toilet, an idea flashed through my mind: it is better to trick my master into going to the ladies' room, make him make a fool of himself and relieve my hatred!
All right, just do it. So, I sweetly said to my grandfather, "Grandpa, this is the men's toilet and that is the women's toilet. Go in by yourself and I'll wait for you outside. " Actually, I fooled grandpa with the opposite words.
Who knows that my poor grandfather believed it and went into the ladies' room without looking up. I was suddenly elated: hey, grandpa, wait for the fool this time, you also have today! Hahaha! ……
Suddenly, I saw an aunt in the toilet. She rushed out as soon as she entered the ladies' room. Ah, she must have seen my grandfather come out slowly from the inside, and a big question mark suddenly appeared in her heart. She turned and looked at the men's room next to her: Yes, that was the women's room just now! Did the old man go to the ladies' room?
What is even more ridiculous is that my grandfather, after coming out of it, secretly stared at the image on the door like a thief in a panic. After reading it, he immediately understood that he had just gone to the ladies' room. I saw grandpa's face like a red sun, and his mouth was still cursing me in a low voice. This battle seems to break my heart ... Grandpa saw me and said to me fiercely, "You little rabbit, see how I can clean you up today!" " Afterwards, he rushed at me.
I ran away as soon as I saw the bad news. Mother saw it and screamed, "What's the matter? What's wrong? " I saw my mother there, so I quickly hid behind her.
My mother heard my grandfather's "complaint", without saying anything, dragged me out from behind and hit me with the bag in her hand.
Grandpa saw this situation, and quickly stopped his mother, smiled and waved and said, "Oh, forget it, son, be naughty, but this kind of joke is not allowed." You should pay attention in the future! "
I quickly thanked my grandfather and promised him that it would never happen again. My mother said angrily to me, "You apologize to my grandfather right now, and I will write a profound examination for my grandfather when I get home."
I nodded like a nice cat and hurriedly pulled my grandfather to play beside me. ...
Now, grandpa has gone and returned to his hometown in Nanyang. Whenever I think about it, I am both happy and sad. How I wish my grandfather would come back to me!
Childhood memories are vivid and unforgettable!
The fourth composition of childhood fun
I have done many stupid things, but I think the most ridiculous thing is that I drank soy sauce.
When I went to my grandmother's house for dinner, I cooked a lot of favorite dishes on the table, and my saliva could not help but flow into a waterfall. But looking around, I didn't see any drinks, and I thought, "delicacies" can't match "drinks"! Usually there are drinks for dinner. You must have forgotten to take them out!
I suddenly remembered that there was a bottle of coke on the bed when I was playing just now, so I rushed into the room. I didn't see any coke on the bed. I rummaged through the bed, but there was still no trace. Was it taken into the kitchen? I went to the kitchen to look around again, look around, hey, here it is! There is a bottle of coke in the cupboard!
I rushed forward, poured the coke into the cup and took a long drink. I spit out this big mouthful before I swallowed it. "Dad, this coke is broken. They are all salty! " I yelled at my father. Dad looked at the bottle in my hand and couldn't help laughing: "This is a soy sauce bottle!" " "Then everyone in the room laughed. I smiled shyly, too.
It's been a long time, but until now I can't help laughing when I see soy sauce or coke.
The fifth composition of childhood fun
"On the banyan tree in the pond, cicadas are crying in summer; On the swing beside the playground, only butterflies stop on it ... "Whenever I hear the song" Childhood ",I will think of a stupid thing I did when I was five or six years old.
This is a sunny weekend. I am doing my homework at grandma's house, and my mother is helping me. It said that I was stumped by a question, which was a fill-in-the-blank question: "Plants, plants." I have been thinking hard for a long time, but I still can't figure it out. In desperation, I had to ask my mother for advice. I saw my mother glanced at the topic and said, "Isn't this simple? As you sow, you reap. " "Oh!" After listening to my mother's answer, I wrote down the answer. However, in a short time, I was stunned: "Mom, you said,' As you sow, you reap'. Does that mean that no matter what you plant, you can harvest it as long as you plant it? " Mother said absently, "Yes."
I was so excited that I thought, can I get money by planting money? Without delay, I asked my mother for a 5-yuan paper money, picked up my plastic shovel, dug a small hole in the yard in front of the door, put the paper money in, buried it, then took a bucket of water and poured it with a spoon bit by bit. After the soil was wet, I patted it several times with the shovel and said, "Money! Grow up quickly and give me a lot of money. "
That night, I had a dream that the money I planted grew a lot, with 1 yuan, 5 yuan, 10 yuan, 20 yuan, 100 yuan. ...
The next morning, I quickly got up to collect money. But the little mound where the money was buried yesterday hasn't changed at all. My mother saw me staring at the mound and asked, "Wang, what are you doing?" "I'm looking at how much money I planted." I replied. "Kind of money? What is the money for? " "Mom, didn't you say' as you sow, so you reap'? I will definitely charge a lot of money for planting money! " Mother smiled: "silly child, planting money can't grow money!" " "I listened and bowed my head in shame. ...
"On the banyan tree in the pond, cicadas are calling for summer ..." The song remains the same, and my childhood remains the same. Planting money has become my eternal memory.
The sixth composition of childhood fun
Childhood is like a beach with countless precious shells on it. Childhood is like a garden, which brings joy to people. Childhood is what everyone should have. No, there must be. It is full of joy and sadness.
Since we are talking about childhood, we won't crowd the door. Let's open the "interesting collection" that has been dusty for many years and share it with you.
I remember one day when I was 6 years old, my mother was washing clothes and asked me to play with toys in the room. I look at my precious toys and want to know what I want to play with! Suddenly, a scene of my mother making up appeared in my mind. My mother wears makeup every day, and then she looks beautiful. Can I have a try?
So, I dropped my toy, took a stool, climbed on the dresser, took out my mother's "baby" and began to get busy. I work hard, brush powder over and over again, wave eyebrow pencil and apply lipstick from time to time, so busy that I think, "I'm going to become Prince Charming!
Just as I was about to finish writing, my mother's voice came: "Son, what are you doing? Did you do something bad again? "
I have no time to talk to her. I can't help thinking of the handsome Prince Charming. Well, I continue to do my own thing. My mother saw that I didn't answer her, so she came over and saw the dresser in a mess. The babies died one by one, with big eyes full of anger, holding her hand high as if to slap me.
I was in tears. But my mother suddenly laughed.
No matter I was crying, my mother bent down and laughed for a long time, and finally got up and covered her stomach. Son, come and look in the mirror and see how cute you are. I don't care about tears, I believe I really feel really handsome. Look in the mirror quickly. Oh, my God! What is this? Where's the handsome guy? Where is Prince Charming? There is a monster in the mirror, pale as powder, with a black spot here and a black spot there. The mouth is a red and white large intestine.
I cried on the spot.
I remember another time, I went back to my hometown to play, because I heard that the fruit was very interesting, so I ran to the field as soon as I got off the bus and began to search for the fruit carefully. After a while, a slug appeared before my eyes. I quickly wrapped it in clothes and shouted excitedly, "Oh, I caught it. Look how powerful I am. I caught it at once. " Later, my father came and took a look, and I realized that I was not catching slugs, but locusts.
Yes! How smart I was then. It's been so many years since that incident, and as long as I remember it, my mother will still regard it as a joke.
Well, today I will share some of my big jokes with you!
The composition of childhood fun 7
Bit by bit, interesting things in childhood record our growth; The interesting things of childhood are colorful, all dotted with our childhood. Everyone has a colorful childhood. If childhood is the night sky, then the interesting thing is the bright stars in the night sky. If childhood is the ocean, then the interesting thing that happens is the shining shells on the beach; If childhood is a garden, then the interesting thing that happens is the bright flowers in the garden ... if childhood is not decorated with interesting things, we will not be so happy.
I remember one summer a few years ago, one day the weather was extremely dry. In the farmland, every household is busy pumping water for irrigation. There is only a shallow river now, and fish jump out of the water from time to time. Seeing this scene, our friends playing by the river immediately cheered. They all went home to carry guns and guns, and then gathered by the river. So, a fishing competition began.
Our equipment mainly includes small nets and buckets. Why should we bring small nets? Because there is a big lobster in the water, and its pliers are very powerful. I don't know how many days it will hurt if it is caught by its big pliers. Now we use a small net to catch it. No matter how powerful its pliers are, there is nothing we can do. It is especially useful to use a small net to deal with loach. Buckets are used to store "trophies".
Grasp and grasp, we have a certain harvest, suddenly, I feel the net in the water shaking badly, as if a big fish had got in, so I quickly lifted the net to have a look, oh! What a big catfish, I was ecstatic at that time, and even my little friends next to me sighed. I quickly put the fish in the bucket and continued to fight.
After more than an hour, each of us had a harvest, and one of our friends actually caught a big carp weighing three kilograms. We looked at our "trophies" and were very happy. While joking, I don't know who threw a ball of mud at me. I immediately threw down the net and put away the bucket to prepare for a counterattack. At this point, we have upgraded from "catching fish war" to "mud war", and everyone laughed and cheered. ...
I can't forget catching fish and playing, but being drunk makes me remember it more vividly. Everyone has his own favorite, my parents' favorite is me, and my uncle's favorite is wine. My uncle always drinks a few mouthfuls every time he eats at home until he is drunk. At a family gathering, the whole family was talking and laughing at the table, and I just ran in from the outside, thirsty as hell. When I saw a glass of water on the table, I picked it up and drank it. After drinking, I regretted it, my eyes were dizzy, my face was red, and I fell asleep in bed. When I woke up, I realized that this was my uncle's favorite drink-wine. I came to my uncle angrily, but my uncle spoke first, showing white fangs and saying, "You are really a member of the Chen family. You are really a good drinker. " I barely smiled and didn't have the courage to say anything. But my uncle is a real alcoholic.
Did you find it interesting after listening to my interesting childhood story? Students, you must have some interesting childhood stories. Why not share them with us?
Students, childhood is golden, it is so precious; Childhood is a dream, it has our dreams and ideals. If one day in the future, when you look back on your childhood, there will always be no regrets!
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