Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - I handed my mother a water cup composition of 200 words.
I handed my mother a water cup composition of 200 words.
What's the fun? 600 words cooking is so interesting. I cooked with my mother this afternoon.
I think cooking is very interesting, because cooking with my mother, I can eat my own cooking and learn to cook, which is very meaningful.
There is a lot of preparation before cooking.
For example, when we go to the market to buy food, we need to clean it and need enough seasoning ... When we get home, my mother and I will start cooking immediately, because it is already evening, so we should act immediately.
First, I help my mother wash the vegetables.
Those spinach are dirty, much dirtier than amaranth. The washed water is dark and contains a lot of sludge.
My mother taught me to pick up the vegetable head and wash it back and forth in the water a few times, so the sludge in the vegetable head will flow out, so I adopted the method taught by my mother, washed it three times and cleaned it. Remember the last time you soaked in water! I also helped my mother cut vegetables, wash garlic and cut her finger when cutting the head of vegetables. I left a little blood at that time. It was really careless! When washing garlic and ginger, mother put the fish in to wash. At that time, I was washing in a basin, and the fish swam in and scared me. I immediately fished out the garlic and ginger. You said my mother was not hateful.
This cooking feels particularly fragrant, because I also helped. I think cooking is really interesting, but I also realize that cooking once is really not easy! I will cherish the food!
It's really interesting. It's really interesting to go to grandma's house again. Every time I go to grandma's house, there are interesting and novel things. I wonder what will be fun this time.
As soon as I entered the room, I saw a basket of half-peeled corn on the ground and immediately peeled it curiously.
Dad saw it and said, "I remember there was a corn husker here." How fast it is to peel with it! " "I soon found the sheller, much faster. I threw a lot of corn cobs and peeled them quickly.
Dad looked at these corn cobs and said to me, "Shall we warm ourselves with corn cobs?" "ok!" I almost jumped with excitement.
Dad put the corncob under the wall. I collected corncob and threw it to my father. I accidentally threw it on the corncob that my father was putting, and it collapsed.
Dad put it away carefully again. After putting it away, he threw a lighted match into the hole in the middle, but the corncob didn't ignite.
At this time, my mother came out of the room and saw the "baking stove" put by my father. She sneered, "what did you put this? Let's play it again.
"The' stove' put by Dad was dismantled, and Mom put the corncob into a chrysanthemum pattern, about ten centimeters high. The flower core is a small hole, which is very neat and beautiful. At first glance, my mother is an old hand at keeping warm.
Mother found some flammable leaves, stuffed them into a small hole and threw a lighted match. Immediately, the leaves were lit, but there was a lot of smoke.
Dad hurried to find a fan, but where to get a fan in winter? Dad saw a broom similar to a fan and used it, which really fanned the fire.
The blue flame soared into the sky like an erupting volcano. It's beautiful.
Suddenly I found that there might be a small hole in the middle of a corncob, and the smoke inside came out of the hole, as if the corncob was farting. It's so interesting.
The corncob burned out soon, so we had to start cleaning the battlefield.
Warm yourself for the first time in such a long time. It's really interesting. Why is everything at grandma's house so interesting? ...
Reading is really interesting. When I was a child, my mother said to me, "Books are the ladder of human progress.
"This is what a man named Gorky said.
At that time, I was thinking in my mind: "What is a book, what can it do and what is its use?" Later, I began to like reading.
It was an afternoon, my mother and I were shopping, and I was tired when I walked. At this moment, my mother stopped in front of a bookstore and said, "Let's go in and have a rest!" " "I found a chair to sit down, and my mother found a book she liked before sitting down and savoring it.
I asked, "Is the book really that good?" Mom smiled and said, "As long as you savor it carefully, you can not only feel the fun of books, but also learn a lot of knowledge!" " "Say that finish, he handed me a" 100,000 Why "and said," Like a book, it contains answers to many questions, which is worth savoring.
"I took the book and thought it was heavy. It seemed that the answers to my questions were all in this book. I opened the book and scientific knowledge was printed in my mind. From then on, I finally knew why airplanes can fly and why cars can run.
My mother was very happy to see that I had some hobbies in these books and bought me a whole set of books.
When I was at school, a reading club was built near the school, so I got a card. From then on, I fell in love with reading novels: The Three Musketeers on campus, Blame Le Xiaomi and Adventure Little Prince all have vivid stories.
Now, after reading the series "I am a Special Forces", I read its original text "Leave me the last bullet" and "Load the bullet".
Traveling in books sometimes makes me linger, and I can appreciate the pleasure of reading.
The composition is really interesting (narrative, no less than 600 words). My family is really interesting. Although there are only three people in my family, they are always full of laughter.
My father is the pillar of the family. He is a doctor, saving lives and working in the front line of fighting SARS.
He wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, which adds to his bookishness.
His expression is very interesting: when he is angry, his modest eyes are double; When I was happy, my smile turned into a flower and my eyes narrowed twice.
His "yin and yang face" is very interesting: if he sees that my exam results are good, he will be happy to take me to the bookstore to pick out some books at once; If I fail in the exam, sometimes I will eat a "bamboo fried bacon" and be punished for saying "bye-bye" to my hobby ... He likes playing computer and watching TV, which means watching TV is not everything, just a sports channel.
Under his influence, even I, an amateur, watch sports news! But in the hospital, he is very busy, leaving early and returning late every day, sometimes working overtime and being on duty at night.
It's really hard! But he will try to spend more time with me at home so that I am not lonely. My mother is a sheep, but she is like a tireless cow.
She is the head of the family at home, and the housework is always contracted by her alone.
My mother is a biology teacher in middle school. Although she doesn't spend much time at school every day, she prepares lessons late every night.
Sometimes when I wake up, my mother is still reading the writing lesson plan in the dim light.
I had to get up early the next morning and go to work in a hurry.
However, in spite of this, most of the time after work, she is always busy at home and studies with me when she is free.
I am a pig, but I always jump up and down at home, making my family fidgety.
Although I am not as fat as a pig, I am as lazy as a pig.
Every weekend morning, I might have to sleep until 10 if my parents didn't wake me up. At home, I don't like doing housework either. I just like watching TV at home.
Maybe it's genetic. All three of us like reading, watching TV and surfing the Internet. As a result, the whole family has "four eyes" (myopia).
Since June 5438+ 10 last year, I have put on my glasses because I can't read the words on the blackboard clearly.
After wearing glasses, I can finally see the words on the blackboard, but it is very distressing to become "small glasses". I really hope my eyesight will recover soon.
My parents and I form a harmonious and happy family of three, and everyone is an indispensable member of the family!
Shopping is really interesting. 400 words shopping is really interesting. Yesterday, I went shopping with my parents. I'm so happy.
We visited the supermarket in Wu Shang.
This supermarket is really big! As far as the eye can see.
Wow! Wu Shangchao has so many things in the city! A dazzling array of things dazzled me.
How many people come to shop! In and out, shoulder to shoulder.
Because I am a greedy cat, I can't wait to run to the food court. There are so many "imported" foods here! There are crispy potato chips, spicy beef jerky, grotesque biscuits and colorful candy. It is really tempting! At this time, I don't know where a fragrance floated out, which made my mouth water.
I searched and searched along the smell and finally found it. It turns out that a well-deserved Beijing roast duck is being sold at the other end of the food district.
Look at this roast duck. Golden all over, a drop of shiny oil trickled down from my skin, which made me more greedy.
I asked my father to buy a roast duck, and my father readily agreed! I hugged my father happily and kissed his face.
Then, we came to the library area, because my father is a book fan.
There are story books and comic books here ... I am dazzled by them. My father watched them for about 1 hour. Thanks to my mother's urging, I left the library. Do you think my father is a real book fan? Finally, we came to the daily necessities area, the toy area and the clothing area ... At this time, my shopping cart was full, just like a hill.
Full of goods and happiness, we left Wu Shang Supermarket and walked home.
Interesting mother's composition is 600 words to junior high school level. My sister's name is Kexin, and she is six years old.
Although she is young, she is a famous' little poet' in her class.
But sometimes I make up some poems.
I remember once, my sister was on her back (Xiao Chun), "Spring sleep?
Carrying it on my back becomes' I woke up easily in this spring morning, and mosquitoes were biting everywhere.
Sprayed with pesticides, I don't know how many people died. .
This made our whole family laugh.
My sister is also very studious and often asks me to teach her to recite Tang poems.
This Sunday, my sister got up early and woke me up.
My sister is still very naughty.
As long as others don't call her a poet, my sister will try her best to get back at him.
This is my sister.
What's really interesting about grade three? Reading is really interesting. The following is a model essay for reference only. Reading is really interesting. When I was a child, my mother told me: "Books are the ladder of human progress." This is what a man named Gorky said. At that time, I was thinking in my mind: what is a book and what is its use? I think this problem. After that, I gradually fell in love with books. At first, I liked reading story books. The puppy in the photo made me laugh. Later, story books were out of date, and novels soon rolled into my house. ,; ,; ..... is my favorite. Whenever I look at them; After that, I couldn't help saying, "Awesome!" Then I like watching; After reading this book, I know why soap smells good and why people breathe ... Now, I am in the third grade, and I find that I like making documents best. There are already five books in my family. I spend half an hour reading it every day. Sometimes, I watch it for an hour without knowing it. Feeling can improve my writing ability as a document. Every time I read an article, I will be happy to say. "Today, I finally know, books! It can broaden people's horizons and increase new knowledge.
Cooking is really interesting-300-word composition This afternoon, my mother and I cooked together.
I think cooking is very interesting, because cooking with my mother, I can eat my own cooking and learn to cook, which is very meaningful.
There is a lot of preparation before cooking.
For example, when we go to the market to buy food, we need to clean it and need enough seasoning ... When we get home, my mother and I will start cooking immediately, because it is already evening, so we should act immediately.
First, I help my mother wash the vegetables.
Those spinach are dirty, much dirtier than amaranth. The washed water is dark and contains a lot of sludge.
My mother taught me to pick up the vegetable head and wash it back and forth in the water a few times, so the sludge in the vegetable head will flow out, so I adopted the method taught by my mother, washed it three times and cleaned it. Remember the last time you soaked in water! I also helped my mother cut vegetables, wash garlic and cut her finger when cutting the head of vegetables. I left a little blood at that time. It was really careless! When washing garlic and ginger, mother put the fish in to wash. At that time, I was washing in a basin, and the fish swam in and scared me. I immediately fished out the garlic and ginger. You said my mother was not hateful.
This cooking feels particularly fragrant, because I also helped. I think cooking is really interesting, but I also realize that cooking once is really not easy! I will cherish the food! ...
Very interesting. On this day, the nature teacher came into the classroom with some books and some students with natural experiments.
These natural experiments include water basin, beaker, hose, test tube, clamp, glass sheet, alcohol lamp and a small bottle of potassium permanganate.
Just entering the classroom, the nature teacher picked up the chalk and wrote the word "oxygen" on the blackboard.
He said: "Today we are going to learn the lesson" Oxygen ". I want to ask what are the characteristics of oxygen? " Wang Zheng of high flyers immediately raised his hand and said, "Oxygen has three characteristics: first, it is colorless; Second, tasteless; Third, it can burn.
""Well, let's do an experiment to prove these three points.
This vial of medicine is potassium permanganate. Burning it can produce 98% pure oxygen.
"The teacher said, and began to prepare, we all craned their necks to see.
I saw that he filled most of the pots with water, then filled the beaker with water, and pushed the glass sheet against the cup mouth to the middle until the whole cup mouth was tightly closed.
Then he put some potassium permanganate in the test tube, clamped the test tube with a clamp, stuffed the plug into the test tube with a hose and lit the alcohol lamp.
Then he put the beaker upside down in the basin, and the glass piece clung to the bottom of the basin. Then he slowly removed the glass and stuffed the other end of the hose into the beaker.
Finally, the teacher asked the class representative to take the clamp and put the test tube on the alcohol lamp to burn.
After a while, oxygen appeared in the beaker and it squeezed out the water.
When half a bottle of oxygen was collected, the teacher asked the class representative to take down the test tube, push it in the middle with a glass piece, cover it, turn it over, and half a bottle of oxygen was collected.
The teacher pointed to the oxygen in the beaker and asked, "Is there any color?" Everyone said, "no!" as agreed in advance The teacher asked Zhang Yilai to smell the beaker again and asked her, "Does it taste?" Zhang Wei said: "No!" "I will collect half a bottle of oxygen to prove that oxygen can burn.
"After a while, the other half bottle of oxygen solidified again.
This time, the teacher took a box of matches out of his pocket, lit one, blew it out and put it in oxygen ... Guess what? It burned again.
The teacher took out the bottle again, blew it out, put it in, and lit it again ... This was repeated several times until all the oxygen in the bottle was exhausted.
The teacher asked again, "Can oxygen burn?" "Yes," we answered in unison.
"Ding-bell-bell-"Class is over.
"Goodbye, classmates!" The teacher said.
"Goodbye, teacher!" This is really an interesting science class, because it makes me understand the three characteristics of oxygen in a relaxed way.
My childhood was really interesting. It is really interesting to talk about my childhood. Maybe you will say something interesting. Now let me introduce my interesting childhood to you! In addition, I have another pleasure, that is: baking sweet potatoes, maybe you will say, everyone has eaten! But today! I still want to talk about my experience of baking sweet potatoes with my cousin.
Once, my cousin and I stole two sweet potatoes to eat. We chose a place without grass among the barren hills. Otherwise, if we bake them elsewhere, it will catch fire. We roasted and roasted, and the aroma changed in our life. I left some saliva at the corner of my mouth, and so did my cousin. After baking, we killed and ate a big meal, and our mouths were full of fragrance.
This is the last thing. Once, I went to grandma's friend's house to play, because we are popular with torpedoes, that is, throwing them under the bridge, the spray can blow up the powerful cannon on the bridge. Now that I have it, I will naturally not give up this opportunity. When I threw it into the water, it really lived up to its reputation. Many fish that I killed surfaced, which was really fun. When I threw it on the tree, the leaves fell off one by one. I put the cannon under the board and lit it. The board blew up at least two-thirds of the original. I put a torpedo in a useless bottle. When I blew it up, a complete bottle immediately turned into pieces. I'm not satisfied. I blew into the river again, and there were a lot more dead fish than last time. I fished all the dead fish back and prepared to go home for grilled fish at noon.
This is a very interesting story of my childhood. What about yours? What's interesting about all of you? Let's talk about it together and share the fun of childhood together! Playing chess is really interesting! Time flies, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle.
Blink of an eye, the summer vacation came again, and I came to menstruation's house with great interest.
Ha ha! I am a chess fan! As soon as I got to menstruation's house, I pestered my uncle to "kill" some checkers with me first.
My uncle said, "Do you want to play chess with me? Then come on! " My uncle readily agreed.
I can't wait to take out a colorful chessboard. I chose yellow squares, and my uncle chose black squares.
"Let's go!" With my uncle's order, I moved the first chess piece in the first row in no hurry, so that the "inspector" could check my uncle's movements.
My uncle is not afraid to see that my "strength" has not yet been revealed. He also removed the first chess piece.
Under my "guidance", three chess pieces bounced in front of the "inspector" like naughty boys. It was really naive, naughty and lovely.
My uncle saw that my "strength" was great, and I was a little psychologically suspended. Like me, he jumped the back piece to the front. At this time, I unconsciously remembered the last time I played checkers with my uncle. At first, I was a little better, but I was complacent and relaxed my vigilance, but my uncle still handled it carefully. Finally, he turned defeat into victory! This time, I will learn from the past and can't be complacent. I should be vigilant and be careful with my uncle's every step.
So, I carefully watched my uncle's movements to see if there were any "little guys" sneaking into my site while I was not careful.
However, my uncle is also one step at a time, blocking me for a while and sneaking into my "home" for a while.
In this way, in a short time, the yellow film and the black film in the middle were crowded together, which made us all at a loss.
So we can only move the chess pieces out of the "forest of terror" step by step.
I don't think this will work! I have to come up with a plan ... "Got it" Hey, hey.
When I finished walking, my uncle wanted to move the child in front. I stopped my uncle: "Uncle, look, your steps are super good, look!" " Look! According to my instructions, my uncle took that step happily, thanking me and saying, "Really, kid, thank you!" "Ha ha! A "little guy" jumped behind me immediately. ...
Last summer vacation, my parents and I made an appointment to hold a "family quiz".
The summer vacation is coming. On the day of the competition, I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, walked onto the stage, cleared my throat and said, "Now, I declare that the family intelligence competition has officially begun.
First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example.
"My mother listened, thought for a while, and said," Classical Chinese refers to poems with characters, and poems with reasonable feelings, such as "learning chess", tell us to concentrate on studying or doing anything, otherwise we will accomplish nothing.
"I can't help clapping my hands and saying," Correct answer, ten points for the red side.
"Say that finish, he turned and wrote" plus 10 "in red on the blackboard. Let's ask Dad Lan Fang to ask a question: Two geese were put in the refrigerator at the same time. An hour later, one died and the other was still alive. Why? ""Hmm, hmm ... "Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer:" Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic-penguin, so I gave Blue ten points less! The following is a joke contest. No matter what jokes you tell, as long as you make your mother-in-law happy, you can get extra points! " As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, "Once upon a time, there was a king of jokes. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was a famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The king of jokes said,' It's up to you to let it go or not.
Hearing this, I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, Dad, laughed … Finally, my mother won by 20 points. This "intelligence contest" is really interesting. It not only enriches our Chinese knowledge, but also tests our intelligence and adds endless fun to our family.
Interesting summer vacation During the summer vacation, my mother took me to catch fish in the pond. A fence was built around the pond, and many green trees were planted outside the fence. There is an aisle where people can walk, and there are several birds singing in the sky, which makes me want to see what the pond looks like as soon as possible. When I entered the fence, we immediately began to catch fish. I caught two or three fish as soon as I caught them, and soon I caught a small bucket of fish and jumped around happily. "After a while, I suddenly caught it. Wow! A shrimp, this shrimp is silvery white all over, and its two beards stand high, as if to say, "Look at me! Suddenly, a white bird flew by. I asked my mother, "What kind of bird is this? "Mom said;" This is an egret. "A Line of Egrets Up to the Sky" is about egrets. "I asked again," Is the sky dead? " Mom smiled and replied, "The sky flies to the blue sky. How could it die? "I thought: I'm so funny, I can't even tell flying into the blue sky from dying, really! Later, we caught a lot of fish. Although the weather is very hot, we are still very happy. I think: next time I will ask my mother to take me fishing here.
Please indicate the source for reprinting. I handed my mother a water cup composition of 200 words.
- Previous article:Tell a joke.
- Next article:There is no money here. What do you mean?
- Related articles
- About Chaoshan folklore stories
- Xianggujing: A dog is called a dog when its hind legs are coquettish.
- What is graft, Xiao?
- What did your parents beat you for when you were a child?
- It may not be a joke to say that you are not as tall as green onions. What is the relationship between Shandong people and green onions?
- Any new jokes?
- Jokes are the most straightforward.
- Are there any jokes about pumpkins ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ urgently needed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
- The number of students studying abroad in China ranks first in the world. Why does studying abroad show the characteristics of younger age?
- Will the other party forgive you for cheating? Jerry first said he didn't know, and then teased: Give each other five chances! what do you think?