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The stars and the moon
——————————— (1) Gravel
There are many stars in love and eternity in the center of the universe. One of them is very naughty. It is not big. Three football fields can cover half of it. This little star is very bright. The light blue light is like the only lighthouse on the beach, shining without glare, neither cold nor hot. The temperature carefully designed by the creator gave her endless vitality. On the day when it was created, the kernel had a halo. The angels were worried that she would get lost, so they scattered gardenia seeds on her. Because of the temperature of the stars, the seeds quickly grew into gardenia [1] fields and enveloped this small planet. Her light is strange and purple-blue, so if the lost angel can find her, they will remind her: "Don't forget, love and eternity are your home."
The little star soon got tired of staying in a place full of light and warmth. If she wants to see the outside world, she will fly out at the speed of light, gradually away from home and closer to the edge of darkness. Here, the vast universe! Xiaoxing wandered around, not knowing where to go, what is love and what is being loved. She found that the distant light band scattered strange light, such as chewing bubble gum mixed with colorful pop rock, adding bubble water in the vacuum, and the colorful halo was exploded by pop rock, which spread from green to purple with the river. It's beautiful. Xiaoxing is very happy and wants to get close to those lively friends at once! So she turned a circle in the same place, turned to tens of thousands of times the speed of light, and arrived in the Milky Way in the blink of an eye. The quickest way to get to a place is to think about it desperately. This is the secret of the stars.
The little star soon became cold, longing for a bright star to warm her and relieve her loneliness. As she approached the Milky Way, many grotesque stones rattled like gardenias sprouting at the same time. Some bowed their heads and floated slowly, and some grinned headless and screamed, "I just got smashed in half again! So happy, haha! " The little star asked loudly, "Is there a stone that can give me some warmth?" Stone squinted and smiled: "Warm? Warm is the most useless thing, little star. Ah, ha, ha, ha, look at our carnival! We are very busy! " "What are you busy with?" A gravel like a turtle came up with a smile and said, "We are busy waiting for some kind guy to break us into pieces or hit us into a planet or star." Ha ha! "
"Why?" Little star is puzzled.
"Because we were abandoned in simple materials, you know? Or actively abandon the stars in your life, haha, you are too young to know! We collided with other stones, haha, and smashed each other into pieces! Or experience the devil's call, gravity falling at high speed! Hit it on any planet, haha! Destruction is happiness, death is eternal life! But we don't even have the ability to destroy ourselves, we can't move freely, and we don't have warmth. "
"Will you be happy if you smash yourself?"
"I don't know about this, haha, but our gravel is tired of this endless loneliness, and those compatriots who have been smashed have never pulled a long face! Because they are all stone slag and lose face, haha! I envy you for flying freely! Maybe you can do something good to crush me! "
"I can't hit you or hurt myself, or my gardenia will die!"
"all right." The tortoise turned around to express its dissatisfaction.
"Do you know who can give me some warmth?" Xiaoxingwen
The tortoise then turned around, shook his head and said, "Only the stars can shine, and only the stars can give you warmth and energy. Since it can shine, can you give me a little temperature! Please, just a little! "
Xiaoxing thought there was endless love in her core and agreed. You don't need to get close. Her light is too dazzling. As long as you heat yourself up, the gravel around your drooping head will move and change its direction with heat energy. "Aha, hahaha! I can move! " The tortoise let out a whoop of joy and hung his head and flew to a stone. "Thank you, little star! Ha ha! I bless you! " Two stones collided and broke slowly, slowly and silently.
The little star whispered, "I have to find some warmth." Goodbye, gravel, I hope you are happy. "
———————— (2) Stars
The little star passed through countless rocks and planets and found a huge star wrapped in a blue flame. "Luminous star, can you give me some warmth?" "Of course, lovely little star." The temperature is too hot, the star doesn't have to do anything, and the little star is warm all over. Ah, temperature and light are the most beautiful things in the universe! The little star revolves around the star happily. The stars look at the ball of light covered with gardenias. It needs warmth and is afraid of bright light. It is exquisite, but it is so bright and lovely. And it's light blue and purple, as blue as myself, just like my little self.
Black, brown and white rubble rushed to the stars, who often joked about the rubble: "Look, just because I am a star, let them be so crazy!" Little star, are you happy by my side? "
Little star: "I am very happy."
The little star heard the chirping of many rubble.
Gravel A shouted, "Ah, ha, ha, everyone, this big fool can end our boring life. I bet George must have melted first. Look how fast he's rushing! If it is not him, then I am the ugliest space Chou Shi! "
Gravel B said, "Ahahahaha, I have been a waste here for 80 million years! This idiot likes colored gravel! I bet it's Maggie He is a piece of gravel, with ice slag and red agate. He must be melted first! Hahaha, otherwise I am the ugliest! "
Gravel C prayed with folded hands and rushed to the stars: "Lord, may my lover on the croak planet 300 million years ago forgive me. I don't have the courage to hold her hand. I am with a lotus leaf, and I didn't choose her because she is so beautiful! " She is really the most beautiful giant-legged frog in the world! I don't think I deserve her! Lord, please tell her! "This is a 20-meter-high complete giant-legged frog skeleton. I don't know which planet is full of such creatures, and I don't know how long the poor giant-legged frog skeleton has been wandering with regret.
"We all lost, and the first thing that melted was the skeleton of the giant-legged baby!" Gravel armor said.
Gravel B: "Poof, ah, come on."
The little star asked the star, "One day we will become rubble, will I be sad, or will I be as eager to be destroyed as they are?"
"I don't know, but I hope I don't feel it."
"I also want to see other planets, other worlds, other planets. Nice to meet you. "
Blue Star said, "Stay and be my planet. I like you, little star. " I think I have fallen in love with you. "
"What is love?" Asked the little star.
"This is a star that can light the hottest flame for you."
The surface of the little star is very warm, but the core piece, the most primitive piece created by the creator, the small, soft blue-purple crystal, will always be the same, without any touch.
The little star felt that the core could not be warm and asked the star, "If it is the hottest flame, why can't my core feel it at all?"
"Maybe you can try to open your heart to me and get close to me."
"Those stars that are too close to you have been melted! I'm afraid I'm like them. "
"That's not my fault. I didn't mean to melt them. " The star stirred the huge and heavy hydrogen on its surface and said, "Feel my heat, I am open to you, and I am willing to bear whatever you do to me." As long as you stay, I am willing to give you heat and burn myself to warm you until I faint. "
"Does love have to sacrifice itself?"
"That's ... not necessarily. It's just that I'm good at glowing. This is the way I like it. "
"You not only warmed me, you also warmed other planets, meteors and rubble. Do you also love other planets, meteors and rubble? "
"no, I can only treat the stars near me like this ... it's just my nature to glow." The star whispered an excuse.
"Luminous fever is just your nature and mine, but it doesn't mean love. Maybe you are just lonely and need some stars to accompany you. The ruins will soon disappear, and you are tired of the occupied planet. They live their lives on their own tracks. I just happen to be so close to you, but if I stay so close for a long time, this flame will dry my skin, dear star. "
"isn't it love to burn for a star?"
"I'm not sure, I have to burn to know. But I know you're not burning for me. If there were other stars, you would do the same for them, wouldn't you? . "
"Maybe. I have never fallen in love with them for so long! They have never been as interesting and lovely as you, and now I only burn for a star. "
"But I can't feel it. If I were you, maybe I would fall in love with my cuteness! And my light blue purple light! Similar to you but not as bright as you, maybe you just like me, a narcissist, and like the light similar to yourself, thinking that occupying a beautiful place proves that you have the ability to deserve a beautiful place. Maybe love itself is like this. I like things similar to myself and affirm myself in this way, but unfortunately, you are my best friend. I love you, but only as a friend. "
"That's why I ... want to possess you."
"Your bright light makes me feel inferior and will burn me, but you have never tried to control your fiery, and you have never taken care of my fragile mind. You just want me to stay here and let me continue to get the satisfaction of being a star. You just want to possess me. It's selfish, Sino. No matter how much you like it, as long as I don't love you, it's not love. Love should be mutual warmth. "
"I'm selfish, little star. I fell in love with a star for almost the same reason. Perhaps the essence of love is selfishness, just to get satisfaction. "
"This doesn't mean that I have to accept something I don't want that will only bring me a burden. If I accept it, it will only make me feel guilty, and you will blame my mother. Moreover, I think that love is not irreplaceable. "
Star: "Love is rare, sometimes it's just the extra heat in our hearts that makes us dizzy."
Little star: "Should love be two-way or one-way?" I don't understand. Star, I say this because I don't love you. Lying to you will only hurt you. I want to love, but being loved is not love. As for what love is, I don't understand it either, but hesitation is not love. "
Blue star cried.
The star said: "We all love similar people, and we all need each other's affirmation to satisfy a certain part of ourselves. The essence of love is this. But if you find someone you don't love, you will live. How lonely ... go, little star, will I be your best friend? "
"You are my best friend. Goodbye to the stars, I'm going to find something that can warm my heart, and I'm going to find love. "
—————————— (3) The moon
The little star continued to roam. She longs for the light, and she longs to be the light more.
She saw a galaxy surrounded by seven planets, spinning rapidly in the same place, and arrived in the blink of an eye. She staggered to the center, a golden star, hoping that this was not an arrogant guy.
Little star asked, "Star, do you know what love is?"
The star said: "I am becoming more and more unstable in middle age." Sooner or later I will sneeze and destroy life on the second planet again. " By the way, my name is Sun. "
"What does this have to do with love?"
The sun stretched himself: "I have destroyed the life of that planet and reborn it many times." I don't know if this repetition and being the master of life is what I really want. I can only do this, but I can't change my profession. I've seen too much, and I don't feel anything. No matter how much others worship me and hate me, I am just like them. I am also a product of the laws of nature. " I don't care whether I love or not, and I have no desire to love. "
"Mr. Sun, do you know where there may be love?"
"You can go to my second planet. It's called the earth [2]. This is a blue planet full of life. Now the dominant residents are human beings, fragile carbon-based creatures, who are destroying the earth. I don't know if there is love, but I think a vibrant place is worth exploring. Life is really the most rare thing in the universe! "
"Thank you. Nice to meet you. Goodbye, Mr. Sun. "
The little star bid farewell to the sun and flew to the earth at the speed of light, getting closer and closer! At this time, a gray celestial body appeared, half bright and half dark. At first sight, she was fascinated and couldn't walk. So there is a star like me? Some of them shine in others' eyes, while others wait for the light in the cold silence.
From then on, the little star revolves around the moon. As long as there is a moon at night, people can see a star next to it. People are very surprised at this sudden star. The poet thinks that she is in love with the moon and hopes that the moon will love her at this time, so he calls this phenomenon "redmacy". The carbon-based bioscience community is debating. Some say they launch missiles regularly, some say they are monitored by other countries, and some say they are alien spacecraft. The newspaper printed "Rare light blue and purple are popular around the moon-a miracle of an era". Blaise Pi Nuo is the captain of the mining team in Xia Xiang. He watches brass binoculars for hours at night, without watching TV or sleeping. When his wife questioned him about this abnormal phenomenon, he casually said that he was enjoying the moon.
The star said, "Those carbon-based creatures are crazy."
The moon smiled and said, "Ha-ha, people of every age are like this. They hiss when they see a little astrology. But, why do you want to turn around me? "
"The sun told me that there is life worth exploring, so I want to come to the earth. But when I first saw you, I doubted that I might fall in love with you. I want to explore this possibility. I want to know what love is. "
"Love is rare and painful. I don't know how many humans have sighed and said such things to me. I suggest you don't expect too much. "
"Sister Moon, I refuse your suggestion. I can't help wondering how close you are to me. I am thinking, is this a sign of love? "
The moon smiled. "Then you should be careful. When you are in pain, don't blame me for not warning you. "
Will the moon love the little star? The moon doesn't know, flickering and unpredictable. The moon envies this bright blue-purple asteroid. She felt the warmth and light given by this lovely little star, which was different from the scorching sun. The temperature is just right for herself. She has never stared at a star like this, cared about a star, and sheltered her from meteorites and too hot sunshine. She wants to turn the temperature of the little star into her own body temperature, so she approaches the little star step by step at a speed of 3.8cm from orbit every year, and the moon wants to give the little star the same warmth. But the moon can't.
Can't shine by itself. This reminds me again and again how cold and ugly it is, that is, to get a little star's good, but not to give a little temperature. The moon was heartbroken and said to the little star, "Go, I can't give you light and warmth."
The little star murmured, "You don't have to give me the same feedback, as long as you love me."
The little star is getting closer and closer to the moon. The heat of the star melts the ice layer of the moon, and the life at the bottom begins to throb. So close to the star, you can see the canyon of the moon, and so close to the moon, you can see the dance of gardenias.
The moon avoided in panic. "Stop, stop! You can't come near me again! "
"Why?"
"Because I don't want to hurt you ... I don't want you to become like those rubble ..."
Little star likes her appearance in front of the moon, because she is gentler than anyone else in front of the moon, but the moon doesn't like her appearance. She thinks she is just an ugly satellite.
She told the little star: Maybe you just like me, because I'm half bright and half dark, because I've never seen it, or maybe it's because my dark side makes your bright side look bright, and the bright side doesn't come from myself, which makes you satisfied. "
The little star paused for a moment, and then replied, "No … I just like it. You are just you."
"But I don't like myself like this. How I want to shine and travel around the universe instead of being tied to the earth and facing these annoying carbon-based creatures here. " The moon has its back to the dark side of the stars.
"I can bump into you and get you out of here."
The moon cried: "But before you hit me, you will ..."
The moon said, "... how much I want to love you, but I have no ability ... I will only hurt you." "
The star is going to cry: "But I have fallen in love with you. I won't admit it just because my mouth is shut. After all, I am such a lovely star! " I never want you to give me the same warmth. I fell in love with you uncontrollably ... "
"What is love?"
"I don't know what love is, but I know that love will make me ... involuntarily fascinated by you, whether you are a beautiful planet or not. I only want you, and I want to shine for you, even if I fall for you. I feel that my core light blue-purple crystal is shining, and I have opened my heart to the greatest extent. This represents the awakening of my ability to love, and it also represents that I have completely brought you into my core and am willing to bear all the beautiful weight for you. It turns out that I was born with the ability to love, and I know how to love! " The little star felt cold and trembled all over.
Moon: "Maybe … I just don't have the ability to love. I'm just an ordinary satellite that doesn't shine ... "
Star: "No! I met Titan [4], which is also a satellite, roaming the universe like me, but it fell in love with Saturn, so I chose to stay. Whether it will shine or not has nothing to do with the ability to love! I have also seen a 20-meter-high giant-legged baby praying! "
Maybe the moon wants to love the stars, but it feels that it doesn't have enough temperature to pay; Perhaps the light of the little star is warm and bright just right, and the moon feels that she is not worthy of such tenderness. Maybe the moon just doesn't like little stars enough. There is no reason and no real answer.
"But ... I don't like you enough and I haven't loved anyone." The moon replied helplessly, afraid to look into the eyes of the stars.
The light of the little star suddenly dimmed and began to cry: "Why can't I get love?" I am so cute and interesting that I deserve to be loved! "
The little star went on to say, "I understand now whether love is one-way or two-way." My inner core really shines, because the potential of my love is stimulated by the moon, but my inner core is still cold. Love is my own business, and I shine for you to the extreme. However, only being loved can warm my heart, and only being loved can keep my light going ... but I don't care about your decision, how rare the light and warmth in the universe are, and how precious the ability to have love is! Even if you don't love me, even if my heart can't be warmed, I still want to be proud of myself and give meaning to my love ... "
The little star cried and cried, the blue-purple light grew darker every day, the temperature gradually retreated, and the gardenias died one after another.
"I'm sorry, little star, you can't come near me, you deserve to be loved. The celestial bodies near me were shattered, and the scars left on my body after the celestial bodies near me were shattered. I can't let you be like them. I've been trying not to hurt you. I can't let you cross the Roche limit. I am cold-blooded, I can't give you love, and I don't deserve your love. "
The moon turned away and never looked back.
Under the action of the gravity of the earth, the star began to drift a little bit, faster and faster, and the speed of light rushed to the earth. She became a cold planet, and the last light crossed the sky, which was the most beautiful meteor in the night sky.
No one knows whether the moon is sad at that moment.
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Gardenia represents eternal love.
[2] The earth is the third planet in the solar system.
[3] The data shows that the moon is moving at a speed of 3.8㎝ per year, and is gradually moving away from the earth.
[4] Titan is a satellite orbiting Saturn. Some scientists believe that Titan is a star outside the solar system, which was captured by Saturn and became a satellite. There are dormant volcanoes and methane on Titan, and various explorations show that there may be life on Titan.
[5] roche limit is the distance when the gravity of one celestial body is equal to the tidal force caused by the second celestial body. When the distance between two celestial bodies is less than roche limit, the celestial bodies tend to split and then become the ring of the second celestial body. It was named after Edward Roach, the first person to calculate this limit.
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