Humorous resignation report

Boss, I want to resign. It's not good for you to stay. Why? Because you earn very little here, I can't find a good wife without it. If I can't find a good wife, I can't have a good life. Without a good life, my mood will be bad. If I'm in a bad mood, I can't do my job well. If I can't do my job well, you will lose guests. Without a guest, my income will be less, and it will be even more impossible to give me a raise. If you can't give me a raise, my mood will be even worse. If I am in a worse mood, I will be very unhappy. I can do anything when I am unhappy. If I kill someone or something one day, I'll get you into trouble. Life is at stake, so I have to resign. I don't want to hurt innocent people. I hope you understand ~