What jokes do girls have to laugh at?

The jokes that girls must laugh at are as follows:

1. I went to the store and bought a box of instant noodles. I suddenly want to cry on my way home. Why do you always make do, which is not good for yourself? So he ran back to the counter with tears in his eyes and shouted, "Boss, another ham sausage!" " "

When the factory director was negotiating with foreign businessmen, the foreign businessmen had an itchy nose and sneezed. It happened that the translator around them also had an itchy nose and then sneezed. The factory director said unhappily: No need to translate, I understand!

If I had a candy, I would give it to you, because I want you to be happy. If I had two sweets, we would each have one. I think we would be very happy together. If I had three sweets, I would give you two, because I hope you have more cavities than me!

4. I turned around inadvertently. In the face of your fiery eyes, you were as warm as wine. I was too shy. You followed closely, and I started to run, exclaiming: Whose dog is this? Let it drift!

You have a mature face, a pair of squint eyes, a plaid shirt and an inherited property. It bubbled like a period. More importantly, I heard that you still have a long life. Is it true?/You don't say.