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Joke Gu Yuan.

First, the whole world, who will care about my heartbreak, don't you feel it?

Second, the vows of old love are like a slap in the face. Remember a word and you will get a slap.

Third, if one day we all find that meeting and parting are just a cover-up.

Fourth, I promised to die in my memory, and even the scenery I walked through became a cemetery.

If I were a cactus, would you still struggle in my arms without hesitation

I will let you put on a suit for me and walk into the hall by my hand.

Did I give you too much before you left me?

I can have fun with the opposite sex, but it doesn't mean I like him.

9. [Occasionally see your smile on other people's faces]

Eleven, once the oath, now the lie, everything is just perfunctory me.

If you are not around when I need you most, then you are no longer what I need most.

Do you remember when you really grinned? I don't remember.

Fourteen, how far is the thought, how far do you roll for me; Get out of here at the speed of light.

Fifteen, memories that can't go back are always screaming in life.

Sixteen, I have become an immortal, please smoke something, the Buddha said that smoke without fire can not be a positive result, smoke without fire can not be immortal.

Seventeen, if one day, I meet my past self, I will slap it, you have done too many wrong things.

18. Are you happy now when you are told that you pretend to be indifferent, but you pretend to be weak but invincible?

How can you pretend that nothing happened? You can't do it at all, can you? It will still touch you.

Twenty, southern Hunan is a dream, Gu Yuan's life, Lin Xiao is the future friendship that worships light, and Tang is everything.

2 1. Is it hard to choke on a giraffe with such a long neck?

Twenty-two, too active is often too indifferent and too indifferent, which often leads to unlimited initiative.

Only when you are down and out do you know that there are all kinds of dogs around you.

You have your background and I have my story. I'm not very hard, but you'd better not touch it.

Twenty-five, [it is said that similar people are easy to be together, that is, they fall in love with another self]

-Girl, don't pretend to be strong. Women can conquer the world. What do you want a man to do-

A good man should be cold in front of other women and cute and soft in front of his wife.

My friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but my heart.

Don't compare me with others. I know I am inferior to others. I am who I am. If you don't like it, please go out. ...

30. How many edges and corners have been worn away by other people's comments? The longer you care, the more you can't tell whether life is for yourself or for others.

I believe that in a few years, I can stand in front of you with my lover and say thank you for not loving.

If you are polite to me, I will smile at you even though I am a stranger.

Thirty-two, a very real girl is always better than a group of fake women full of calculations.

A trace of loneliness, a trace of silence, a super sad word.

Money warms life, and material lights it up.

Dear Quecui! Are you still willing to love yourself? Still willing? Speak out your love, right? You can do it! Believe in yourself, okay?

Smoke and brocade have a fleeting time-just a passer-by, why miss it?

I promised myself a bright future with my fingers locked.

Since you take this train, don't be too afraid. Because everyone who lives in the dream is not bitter, they have to stand up.

I miss you every day, from getting up to going to bed at night.

Can you tell me that you love me too?

No two people can't be together, only two hearts can't be together.

There are no beautiful angels, only kind women.

In fact, everyone is cruel and beautiful, but beauty and beauty are different.

Can you tell me that you miss me too?

Love can be simple, but not casual.

Memories of the past. . As if to accompany the loneliness now

Maybe we really don't fit in.

If you still have me in your heart, please forget others and be nice to me. /。

Everyone is selfish, except for those he loves. Love is more selfish, but because of this selfishness, she is owned by others.

I tried to save each other's feelings, and later I realized how such a thing could be saved by one person's efforts.

Don't, is an affair, can't have love?

In fact, what we see is just a phenomenon.

I love you very much, so I choose to be a stranger with you.

You are my love, the love of my life.

We don't want to get drunk either, but something is missing in our hearts.

If, if I leave here, you, will you remember me?

You don't have to drink, just drink your life.

Exile all the way, run all the way, do not love fetters, just decadent.

He said he was going to be a soldier and told me not to forget him. He felt indescribable sadness.

Don't care what others say or think. Just live Gafeng's personality and style. This is the way of life, this is me,

I'm not really sinking, I just don't want to see the turbidity of reality.

Anyone who feels hard is demanding.

Make a wish to be together forever.

Obviously so sad, but so profound is that I love you.

A trace of loneliness and silence

There is always someone, no matter what he did to you before, you will always find a reason to forgive him.

Love You! Quecui! Once you were so naive and lively, so innocent, why are you so sad now!

You'd better smile when you leave.

The more I miss you, the more I feel guilty. Helpless, I still miss you so much

As the last one, I don't love it. What if I love you after closing the door?

Qq said in a bad mood: In your eyes, I don't see a trace of care.

0 1, the root of my heart is you, but you want me to uproot it.

02. Time is the sinner who steals my lover.

You say I am your rabbit, but I am not your carrot.

I think I fell in love with a kind of youthful pain.

05. The heart that loves you is not dead. It hurts when you jump.

It took us three years to get a sentence: I once had a classmate.

07. If you don't do this, and often don't do it once, you will be wrong in your life.

In your eyes, I can't see a trace of concern.

09. You are the most beautiful summer in my life, and yesterday I can't go back.

10, I hate myself for letting him come into my life first and then into my heart.

1 1. Lonely eyes are always moist with the tenderness I want to give you.

12, the prosperity is gone, only I miss you.

13, there is a tacit understanding that I ignore you and you ignore me.

14, the past is the past after all, and the regrets of the past cannot be filled.

15, the past was turned over and over, only to understand in an instant, it turned out that the memory had run aground.

16, I can't see her day and night, so what's the difference between sleeping and not sleeping?

17, I haven't listened to love songs for a long time, because there are too many unhappiness.

18, I greedily asked if you could accompany me through all my dreams.

19, they said that if you put your hand in water at 37℃, you will still feel hot, but I can't feel the temperature of your palm.

20, knowing that it is impossible, but still holding a glimmer of hope.

2 1, I have never forgotten you. I think about you every day.

Your careless words can douse all my enthusiasm.

If I had been brave, I wouldn't regret it now.

24. You have to believe that I am strong enough to face the parting storm of this world alone.

25, love and not love, only a word difference, but separated by a once.

26. You are someone I dare not expect but can't forget.

27. When you say goodbye, I want to say goodbye.

28. Even where the sun shines, there may not be warmth.

29. Looking at your cold eyes, I realized that I was an outsider.

30. I can't help crying. Still laughing hard.

3 1. The whole glass bottle is full of my thoughts about you, and I have never told them.

32. If you just meet and can't stay, it's better not to meet.

You wove a beautiful dream for me, and then I died in it.

34. Let bygones be bygones, and let bygones be bygones now.

35. I piled up flowers all over the coast for you, but you left them for her.

36. If my departure can fulfill your love, I am willing to escape this kind of suffering alone.

37. The lines in the hands are vicissitudes and messy, spreading the arc of the years.

38. After my sadness, I raised my mouth and smiled proudly.

39. A person is standing on a street corner, blowing cold wind and thinking about the impossible person.

40. Live and go. Love, love, it's over

4 1. In your world, I am not important to you at all.

4, love or hate, let go, only in this way will you be happy.

What I want most is when you will come to see me again.

Nostalgia is a process of constant disappointment.

45. Actually, I know very well that as long as you meet someone who has a secret crush, there will be no more me.

46. People who like words are unhappy people.

47. You made my waiting pale. Irony at my insistence.

48. Some things may be hard to forget, but they are a prelude to sadness.

49. When you have no money in your pocket, you can clearly see your popularity.

50, hurtful love, unbearable to look back, slowly and slowly without feeling, slowly and slowly I was ignored.

5 1, everything is hidden in my heart but not in my heart. This is what time taught me.

52. What's the use of love? Otherwise you won't be lonely.

53. The happiness that has been pieced together is no longer complete.

54. I'm sorry that you can only use mine in the future.

55. Forget the water, forget the water, I want to forget the water, even if there is only one drop.

56. You smile so brilliantly that the sunshine hurts me deeply through your fingers.

57. Getting out of an old relationship is like recovering from a serious illness.

58. I'm sorry that I didn't lock my memory and make it full of sadness.

59. If I give up love first, will my pain be incurable?

Even if my surname is Wang, I won't forget your appearance.

Make sentences meticulously.

1. I always answer questions meticulously in every exam. Only in this way can I get the best results.

I admire my father because he is conscientious and meticulous in his work.

Every time I listen to the teacher, I always listen carefully, for fear that I don't understand at all.

Uncle Zheng is a serious and meticulous person.

This passage vividly describes the earnest and meticulous spirit of the Prime Minister in his work.

6. Teacher Chen does everything carefully.

7. Before military training, I always ask myself: Are soldiers really so meticulous?

8. Teachers are indispensable to accompany us to grow up. She always educates us in every way, hoping that we will become the pillars of the country!

9. He is meticulous in his studies. He often said that you should do everything with your heart, no matter it is big or small.

10, Zhan Tianyou is not only meticulous in his work, but also brave in innovation.

1 1, my mother is always meticulous to me, afraid that something will happen to me.

12, Xiaowu next door was trained in the army, and now he is always meticulous and very careful.

I was deeply impressed by his meticulous work style.

14. During the exam, I answered calmly and checked carefully.

15, his meticulous work attitude won unanimous praise from everyone.

16, the monitor of our class is meticulous, and the whole class admires him, so he was elected monitor.

17, the exam must be meticulous, so as to get good grades.

18, even small things should be treated meticulously.

19, because I am neither serious nor careful, but I can be meticulous in everything, whether it is the task assigned by the teacher or what the classmates ask her to do, she will conscientiously complete it.

20. I admire Mr. Lan's diligent study and meticulous spirit!

2 1. Be meticulous in your work.

22. When it comes to work, my mother is always so nervous and meticulous.

23. Dad is a very responsible person, but also a modest person, meticulous about work and study.

His behavior is not restrained at all. In the past, the status of farmers was very humble. I always finish my homework meticulously.

25. Miss Chen is meticulous in her work and strict with us.

Under my guidance, he painted carefully with crystal tears, and the tiger in the painting was lifelike. I am very happy. I hope he can keep his painting.

27. He told a funny joke, which made Xiaohong, who is usually meticulous, laugh in stitches!

28. Spray detergent after soaking, then hum "wash and brush" in your mouth and start working meticulously.

29. In class, I always listen carefully and take notes meticulously.

In the past 30 days or 10 days, the instructors are as conscientious, meticulous and patient as models, demanding meticulous attention to every demonstration action and taking pains to explain every detail.