Laugh and praise others

1. When winter comes, no one will knit me a scarf. Buy one yourself.

On the train, a white woman and a black woman are nursing their baby. "Mom, mom," said the white baby, "I want chocolate milk, too."

Cheap is also an art, let's do this art well together.

We are like two parallel lines that will never intersect, but one day the parallel lines will bend.

I am not a bone, so I can't let every dog run after me.

6. Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

7. You are the song in my heart, which will always make me thrilling.

If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

9. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

10. Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, and pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

1 1. I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

12. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way.

13. Death is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

14. I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

15. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked so hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it at all.

16. Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.

17. You are a good man, your family is a good man, and your ancestors have been good people for eighteen generations!

You look very energetic.

19. I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

20. After being with you for so long, I finally found that you look like a person.

2 1. You don't need sparkling eyes, but your eyes should be affectionate and charming.

22. Only the lotus can match your holiness, and only the moon can match your ice.

23. You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you will be easily hit.

25. Your eyes are amazing!

Humorous and interesting boastful sentences

1. I hate two kinds of people most in my life. Hey-one is racist-hey-the other is black ... (I-... including one).

2. This man is charming, everyone loves him, flowers bloom and flowers fall, well proportioned, devil figure, favorite of beautiful girls all over the world, and the shop assistant next to the super handsome guy in the universe who goes out to be chased by women.

He looks innocent. He seems to be sorry for the people and the party.

The word "pleasing to the eye" underestimates you. You're delicious ... the kind that marries the royal family without losing to Diana. Some people are beautiful in the eyes of lovers, but it is not an exaggeration to say that you are beautiful in the eyes of enemies.

5. You are a responsible person!

6. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, enthusiasm, wisdom and sensitivity.

7. You are a very loyal person!

8. You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

9. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

10. I found you at a glance in the crowd. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the best among them.

1 1. Your elegant manners, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.

You are a responsible man!

You are a mature person!

14. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

15. You look very creative and live bravely!

Humorous sentences suitable for praising others.

1. You may not have dimples, but your smile must be a shame when the moon closes.

2. You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should be elegant, refined, witty and funny.

Although you are slender and petite, you speak softly, but you are very powerful. This is a real spiritual beauty!

You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting.

5. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

6. You want people not to be spicy, unless you are spicy to the end, to the highest point, and to your heart. You and I are more spicy in the mountains, depending on whether you are spicy or I am spicy! !

7. You are so excellent that you are under great pressure to be with you!

8. You are a good family man.

9. The way you work is charming!

10. Smart women are gold, temperamental women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds!