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The Philosophy of Wrestling (2)

I am a lively person, at least in appearance. Walking fast, kicking and stepping on the ground, upstairs and downstairs. Yingmin Middle School has a long road and many buildings. And I am a very stupid person, and my brain is sticky. Always do this and forget that. Holding it in your hand may not be what you think.

So on a winter morning, I walked in the corridor leading to the classroom with this rhythm. The corridor is clean and full of light. I don't know. I was thinking about something when I was walking. Anyway, I just didn't look at the road. I only know that the ground is very light, but I don't know if it is a colleague who just mopped the floor.

"Boom-",I slipped on the ground in high heels and my feet hurt. At this time, the students are having classes and the teachers are warming up in the office. In this cold weather, no one will come out without anything. When I saw no one, I quickly stood up and limped over. A colleague in the office seemed to hear something and leaned out to ask, I said nothing. Suffer alone. Besides, it doesn't hurt to talk about your feet with others. When people fall to the ground, they even laugh at themselves for not knowing how old they are and walking carefully. Tell if you are teased or disdained, will you still choose to tell? Cover up your embarrassment, hide your panic, look around your dreams, and over time, you will live strong in the eyes of others.

The Philosophy of Wrestling (3)

I have seen many people wrestle in my life, and I have wrestled more than once myself. When you first learn to walk, you will fall down carefully. There will always be a mother who loves me very much and coaxes me with her little hands. Even if it really hurts, there are still some wronged sweetness and happiness. When I was a little older, I used to jump with excitement. Somehow I suddenly fell to the ground, my face was black and blue, and my arm was sore and numb. Dad yelled at me. I was so happy that I didn't know which bird was missing. I even thought wrestling was synonymous with stupidity. Adults came and tripped and fell on the ground for no reason. Where there are many people, everyone laughs. It is not surprising that wrestlers turn red in laughter until they are in trouble, bored, ashamed, angry and even fight with people who laugh at themselves. Where there is no one, get up immediately and throw it into the wind, because no one will see it again, which is nothing; For people who have fallen heavily, people who have had intravenous drip or surgery will explain the objective reasons for the fall to others again and again, so that others will firmly believe that they will not fall if they do not. Actually, I'm just proving that I'm not that stupid, really not that stupid.

Things in life, unhappy things are often nine times out of ten? Who can guarantee not to wrestle for a lifetime? Let's talk about a person's birth first. Many people can be as healthy as others, but some people fall down in health at birth, and after this fall, if they are not strong enough, they will never get up again! Even if you go to school after normal health and start wrestling, and others are admitted to the university, you run to the construction site and are destined to deal with mud bricks all your life. You can wrestle, lie on the ground and watch others move forward quickly, but you can't catch up. There seems to be no reason to wrestle with a man who graduated from college and found a good job and married well. However, a girl gets angry in the backyard of the government office, but the star news lying in the hospital bed is often seen in newspapers. How do you explain this? Come to think of it, there is really more than one reason for wrestling. Uneven roads are the reasons, inconvenient legs and feet are the reasons, inconvenient transportation is the reasons, things are annoying and trance is the reasons, people who are eager to achieve success are the reasons, people who are burdened are greedy, chasing fame and fortune are the reasons, and ignorance of the country is the reasons. ...

In fact, people who can get up every time they wrestle are very smart, and everyone knows that wrestling is at least something they feel embarrassed about. If you just dodge and don't think about the reasons for wrestling, then you will eventually fall down next time, and you will fall harder and be laughed at for longer!