Jokes and materials about the winter solstice

1. When the winter solstice comes, I send a message to my friend: "Don't forget to eat jiaozi on the winter solstice today." Not long after, I received a reply from my friend: "I have already eaten, and you?" I replied, "I have already eaten, and I have eaten two bowls." The friend replied: "so powerful! How did you do it? " I replied, "Because my jiaozi is very big, every jiaozi has a bowl." .

2. When the solstice of winter came, I said to my friend, "Did you eat jiaozi today?" The friend replied, "Of course. I also ate jiaozi and mutton. " I replied, "You are delicious! I also want to eat jiaozi and mutton. " The friend replied, "Haha, I want to eat your jiaozi, too".

When the winter solstice came, I said, "What did you eat on the winter solstice today?" The friend replied, "I ate hot pot and barbecue." I replied, "I also want to eat hot pot and barbecue." The friend replied, "Haha, I want to eat your jiaozi, too".

When the solstice of winter comes, I send a message to my friend: "Today is the solstice of winter, I wish you good health!" The friend replied, "Thank you! You too. " I replied, "I'm not being polite, I really wish you well." The friend replied, "Haha, I know you are a real person".

When the solstice of winter arrives, I send a message saying, "Do you have anything special to do today?" My friend replied, "No."I replied, "Then you must be bored?" The friend replied, "Yes, so I'm going to eat hot pot at night."

6. The solstice in winter is very cold. I went to eat hot pot with my friends. We ordered a lot of meat and vegetables. The steaming hot pot makes us feel warm and comfortable. After eating for a while, I suddenly remembered that today is the solstice of winter, so I said to my friend, "Is it a reunion to eat hot pot on the solstice of winter?" My friend listened, paused, and then smiled: "Haha, you are a foodie, and reunion is more suitable for eating hot pot."

7. On the day of winter solstice, Xiaoming packed jiaozi at home alone. He is busy rolling noodles, stuffing and wrapping jiaozi. After wrapping jiaozi, Xiao Ming looked at his wrapped jiaozi and suddenly thought of a question: Why do you want to eat jiaozi on the winter solstice? So he looked it up on the Internet and found that people eat jiaozi on the solstice to commemorate the medical sage Zhang Zhongjing. Xiao Ming sighed with emotion: "It turns out that eating jiaozi on the solstice in winter still has such a deep meaning." .

On the solstice of winter, some friends and I decided to have hot pot together. We found an old shop in an alley. The decoration in the shop is simple, but the hot pot tastes good. We ordered a lot of meat and vegetables, and specially ordered a bottle of white wine to match the hot pot. Halfway through the meal, a friend suddenly asked, "Is there anything particular about eating hot pot on the solstice in winter?" Another friend joked, "Yes, you can't drink white wine!" " "Everyone laughed, and then continue to enjoy the delicious hot pot.

9. On the day of the winter solstice, I received a short message from a friend: "Today is the winter solstice. Have you eaten jiaozi? " I replied, "Yes, and you?" The friend said, "I also ate jiaozi and mutton." I said, "You are such a foodie!" The friend smiled and said, "Haha, the solstice in winter is to eat delicious food."

10, the solar term of the winter solstice is coming, and the weather is getting colder and colder. I put on a thick down jacket. But I still didn't feel warm enough, so I added a sweater and a shirt. But still not enough, I put on thick cotton shoes again. Finally, I finally felt warm, so I walked out of the house. However, I immediately realized that I had forgotten to close the door.