Jokes about cold weather

1. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

6. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

7. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

8. The weather is very cold. If you have an object, hold it, and if you don't, add clothes.

9. It's been two or three years, and winter is coming soon.

10. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's hearts.

1 1. I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

12. Can you lend me a hug when the weather is cold? Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes. Cold is just a word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead. Others laugh at my thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

13. I am the most rogue in winter and always like to freeze my hands and feet.

14. The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

15. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

16. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

17. It's very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. -Give it to someone I care about.

18. May someone warm your hand when it is cold. May a bright person live in your heart.

19. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

20. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.