What jokes can make everyone laugh until their stomachaches?

After the doctor diagnosed, he said to the patient, "You must remove the cecum." The patient said in surprise, "Can people live without cecum?" "You can live, but we doctors can't."

The father of the deceased

One day, Lao Wang was wandering in the street and saw a car accident not far ahead. A group of people gathered around, and Lao Wang hurried to catch up, but there were too many people to squeeze in. Lao Wang made a plan and shouted, "Get out of the way! I am the father of the deceased. " At this time, everyone looked at him with surprise. . . . . . It was a dog that died.

tense；nervous

The patient lying on the operating table felt uneasy when he saw all the preparations before the operation, and said, "Doctor, I'm sorry, this is my first operation, so I'm very nervous." The doctor patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, saying, "Me too."