Jokes about constellations

Aries

Wow!! There is a ghost!" The little sheep suddenly jumped on the sofa, picked up a mop and raised it, "Go quickly, crawl back! Otherwise! I'm going to call 110!! What, you won't go back? I'll fight, I'll fight, I'll fight..." She began to hit her hard with the mop.

Sadako: "555555 is so violent..."

Taurus

Taurus looked at Sadako who climbed out of the TV with a serious face.

"Who are you? Don't you know that without the owner's permission? Isn't it rude to just run into someone else's house?"

Sadako: "I am Sadako..."

Niu Niu: "Sadako? I don't know this person. Man, you have found the wrong person, please get out now!"

Sadako: "...||||"

Sadako: "...||||"

Gemini

"Sister, who are you? Why haven't I seen you before? Are you here to find me? But why did you leave the door open and did not leave? Where's the TV? Do you want a cup of tea? Black tea or green tea? Cold or hot?..."

An hour later...

"So you don't like tea How about the coffee? Brazilian or Italian? Japanese or Irish?"

Sadako: "555555555 can't you just leave..."

Cancer

Sadako: "I am Sadako..."

"Ah!!!!" Crab sat on the ground in fright, folding his arms and shaking constantly.

Sadako: "Hey, hey, I finally scared someone."

Crab: "Sister Sadako, can we go outside?"

Sadako: "?"

Crab: "My family is still at home. I'm afraid of scaring them, so I think we'd better go outside."

Sadako: "==||b"

Leo

The lion looked at the half-dead Sadako with a majestic look.

"Without my consent , how could you break into my bedroom without permission? Aren't you afraid that I would call the police! Look, my sheets are wrinkled and there are bloodstains on the floor. Please clean them up for me quickly!" After finishing speaking, Throw her a rag.

Sadako: "I am not a cleaner..."

Virgo

Sadako: "I am Sadako... …"

Virgo frowned and looked her up and down, "How did you get in? Who gave you the key? Your clothes look so dirty, have they been washed? If If you don't have any, don't sit on my bed. Just sit on the bench over there. Also, don't touch my things at will. You can't even turn on the TV without my permission."

Sadako: "Who is the boss..."

Libra

Librazi was sitting by the phone, anxiously waiting for a call back, when suddenly there was a "ring" sound, and he He quickly picked up the phone.

"Hello? Hello? It's strange, why is no one talking?" He put down the phone in confusion, and looked back to see Sadako standing in front of him with disheveled hair.

Sadako: "I am..."

"Oh, I see, you are a makeup artist, right? I have been waiting for your call," the scale happily pulled her Hand.

Sadako: "I am..."

"No, you are a makeup artist, why are you still so ugly? Do you wear eye cream? Have your eyebrows been trimmed? Really? Also, what kind of hairstyle do you have?"

Sadako: "..."

Scorpio

Sadako: "I am Sadako ..."

"Sadako? Is that the Sadako in The Ring?" Xie Zi opened his eyes wide in surprise, "Don't lie to me, how could the real Sadako come to my house? You're just pretending!"

Sadako: "I'm really Sadako..."

"What the hell?

Cook, please get out and don’t make trouble here!" After saying that, he pushed her out of the door.

Sadako: "...it's so difficult to tell the truth these days..."

Sagittarius

Sadako staggered out of the TV, and Sagittarius, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, was stunned.

She Slowly walked to his side and raised two bloody hands.

The shooter remained motionless, as if he was so frightened that he had become demented.

Sadako's hands were about to die. Touched the shooter's face! Suddenly, the shooter jumped up like lightning and shouted "Wow!" at her, which made Sadako tremble. Her legs were unstable and she suddenly sat on the ground. She was horrified. Looking at the distorted Sagittarius, he was so frightened that he crawled back to the TV.

"Humph, you are still far from playing a haunted game with me." Sagittarius clapped his hands, satisfied. Sit back on the sofa.

Capricorn

Having learned the lessons from the previous times, Sadako sneaked around behind Capricorn who was drawing pictures at the desk.

Jiezi stopped writing and looked back. Sadako was raising his hands, eyes wide open.

"What are you doing!" Jiezi shouted sharply.

Sadako: "I... am..."

"I don't care who you are! In short, please be quiet and don't disturb my work, otherwise I won't be able to complete the task list on time tomorrow, and you will be happy! "After saying that, Capricorn ignored her and was immersed in the artistic conception of work.

Sadako: "As if I don't exist..."

Aquarius

Sadako: "I am Sada..."

"Wow!!" The bottle jumped up with excitement, rushed to her side at the speed of light, brushed her hair aside, and raised her head Her hands said, "Your hair is of good quality. What shampoo did you use? Your nails are so unique. How did you do them? Can you teach me? By the way, how did you climb out of such a small TV?" Do you have any secrets?"

Sadako: "...--b"

Pisces

Sadako: "I am Sadako..."

Xiaoyu looked at her curiously and asked timidly: "Hazelnut? Is it the hazelnut you eat?"

Sadako: "It's not the hazelnut, it's the squid." Sadako!"

"What is that? Can it be eaten?"

"Sadako is not something that can be eaten! It is a ghost! A Japanese ghost! Have you watched it? It's a dangerous bell after midnight!" Sadako finally broke out and shouted angrily.

Xiaoyu looked at her timidly, a tear flowing down her cheek, "I know, what are you doing? So fierce...5555555555" started to cry loudly.

Sadako: "Hey, hey, stop crying..."