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Liu Bei became the magistrate of Pingyuan County. As expected, he got up early and was greedy for work at night, and he was satisfied with his official addiction.

Guan Yu became the head of the capital, and he also regarded training soldiers and horses as a career to prepare for becoming a marshal as soon as possible.

Only Zhang Fei does not take being an official seriously. He was originally the leader of the Yanshan Black Snake Gang, and later worked as a butcher for two years. He was not used to the red tape of officialdom. Ever since he was appointed as the chief catcher of Pingyuan County, leading more than a dozen detectives to hunt down important criminals all day long, he has found life very hard.

In this era of war and chaos, groups of thieves have emerged, and there are many hills. There are more than a dozen famous gangs in Pingyuan County alone. These grass bandits set fires in high winds and killed people in the dark, making the people restless. The government had nothing to do with them. Even the previous county magistrate was killed by them - otherwise there would be no room for Liu Bei.

But Zhang Fei is Zhang Fei after all. Wasn’t the leader of the ×× gang, the largest gang in the world, also beheaded by him with a click? Therefore, these little thieves in Pingyuan County are nothing to him.

One night, after he successfully ambushed a gangster at the north gate with a snake spear, the other gangsters were frightened and fled. Especially after knowing that he had been the snakehead of the Yanshan Black Snake Gang, the world suddenly calmed down.

Zhang Fei became very satisfied. He walked around the streets and alleys every day carrying a snake spear, and the owners of restaurants, tea shops, brothels, and pharmacies all nodded to him flatteringly. He felt that being a head catcher was still very dignified.

2

The appearance of Duyou destroyed his happiness.

The governor appeared at the county government office in a sedan. In front of the sedan there were soldiers sounding gongs to clear the way, and behind the sedan followed a tall horse. Immediately sitting was a green-robed thug who looked like a corpse. His eyes half-opened and half-closed seemed to tell everyone who saw him: I am the most powerful in the world. Zhang Fei immediately wanted to cut off his head.

But he still didn't dare to take action, because at this time the governor got out of the sedan. The governor's face was as white as jade and he didn't have a beard. He looked like a eunuch at first glance. He had a soft whip stuck on his waist, waved a yellow flag with great dignity, and deliberately called out in a drawn voice: "Pingyuan County Magistrate Liu Bei has received the order——" Liu Bei respectfully invited the governor into the county government office. Kneel down together with Guan Yu to listen to the decree. He only heard the governor reciting some benevolence and righteousness in a voice like an old bustard, but Zhang Fei didn't understand a word of it. But when the governor finished reading the post and saw Liu Bei's face turn pale, he finally understood: It turned out that the emperor wanted to dismiss Liu Bei from office.

"What an injustice! My brother is such a small official, but it was all because of the hard work of the three of us brothers. Are our contributions still small?" Zhang Fei shouted.

"Who is this guy? Why is he so unreasonable?" the governor asked Liu Bei.

"Your Majesty the Imperial Envoy, this is my third brother, Zhang Fei, the chief arrester of Pingyuan County. He is outspoken and outspoken. Although he is a little rude, he is actually a good person." Liu Bei replied.

The governor smiled contemptuously.

"Yeah. It doesn't matter. I like people who are short-sighted. Are you the butcher Zhang Fei who is very successful at killing pigs with his snake spear? I heard that you earned the money from killing pigs. Did you donate all the money to Liu Bei?" Du You said.

"I spent all this money on recruiting troops. Zhang Fei made a great contribution to consolidating my empire." Liu Bei rushed to say.

The governor ignored Liu Bei and continued to ask Zhang Fei: "I heard that you were once the leader of the Yanshan Black Snake Gang? What weapons did you use?"

"Report to the imperial envoy Sir, what the young commander used was a snake spear measuring eight feet in length, and he used it to eradicate the big and small bandits in Pingyuan County. "Zhang Fei is not an energy-saving lamp either.

"Why use a snake spear instead of a knife? If you use a pig-killing knife, it will be more in line with your identity. Hahahaha..." The governor laughed.

Zhang Fei's black face suddenly turned green. This is usually a sign that he is going to kill someone. He looked up at the smiling face of the governor, and found that the man in green robes on horseback who he saw at the yamen gate was looking at him with murderous eyes.

"Reporting to the Imperial Envoy, I don't need a butcher's knife to kill people, because it is easier to kill people than to kill pigs. No matter how stupid a pig is when killing a pig, it still screams in fear, while a person who is about to die is still joking before killing a pig. "

Three

"Why should my brother be dismissed from his position?" Zhang Fei still refused.

The governor knew that Zhang Fei could do what he said, and no longer dared to make fun of him, so he said seriously: "Now that the ×× gang has been destroyed, the imperial court must streamline its organization and eliminate redundant staff. Liu Bei Elementary School None of them graduated, but they were promoted to the rank of seventh-rank county magistrate by killing a few gangsters. They really did not meet the basic requirements of the imperial court and were among the first batch of people to be dismissed. ”

< p> Liu Bei was speechless, trembling all over, and kept kowtowing. < /p>

"Presumptuous!" Supervisor's face turned red, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Third brother, don't talk nonsense. General Dong Zhuo is the minister of the border region, and his martial arts is unparalleled. How dare we ordinary people compare with General Dong Zhuo?" Liu Bei quickly stepped forward to stop Zhang Fei.

"Dong Zhuo has incredible martial arts skills! He was captured alive by thieves from the ×× gang, but I saved his life. If he can be a general, my brother can't be a county magistrate?" Zhang Fei explain.

The governor was also angry: "How dare you slander an important official of the imperial court, aren't you afraid of beheading?"

The hall was quiet, and Liu Bei was about to cry.

Seeing that the threat had achieved the desired effect, the governor swung the whip in his hand and said with a relaxed smile, "Brother Liu Xian, your situation is a bit special. I heard that you are a relative of the emperor?"

Liu Bei stammered: "My grandfather and my father both said this, but I don't know if it's true."

Zhang Fei's eyes were filled with stars. He felt a little dizzy. Of course Liu Bei is a relative of the emperor, otherwise why would I have gone bankrupt to support him in the first place? Don’t you just want to be close to this big tree? But from Liu Bei's tone, it seemed that he was not sure whether he was a relative of the emperor.

Zhang Fei became anxious and shouted: "In terms of seniority, my brother is the emperor's uncle."

"Okay." The governor said, flicking the whip in his hand, "This The situation is very important.

As long as you can get the selfless General Ji Ling, the special commissioner of the imperial embassy, ??to agree with this statement, we will report it to the emperor when we get back, and the emperor may even promote you. . Just have fun."

Liu Bei had an intoxicating smile on his face.

Zhang Fei is relatively sober. He has heard of Ji Ling. It turns out that the Qingpao guest is Ji Ling, Zhang Fei's snake spear.

"Aren't you working under Yuan Shu? Why did you end up in Chang'an? Isn't Yuan Shu an official in Huaibei?" Zhang Fei asked naively.

"That's right." Du You took over, "In order to support the reconstruction of the imperial court, Mr. Yuan specially sent General Ji Ling to second the imperial envoy for three months to work for the imperial court with Yuan Shu's salary. ”

Zhang Fei understood that the real purpose of the postal supervision was to let an official who was temporarily working in the imperial court prove that Liu Bei was the emperor’s uncle. This in itself could avoid suspicion; and once this statement was exposed It proves that he is deceiving the court, and Ji Ling is the one who wants to be the scapegoat, so that he can get rid of all ties.

"He is indeed a cunning old man." Zhang Fei thought. But he felt he was also cunning. He saw Liu Bei still kowtowing like he was pounding garlic, and felt that he might not be worse than Liu Bei as a county magistrate.

"How can General Ji Ling believe that my brother is the emperor's uncle?" Zhang Fei asked.

"Easy to say." Ji Ling suddenly spoke, startling Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei immediately planned to find an opportunity to roar to him and see who could scare whom!

Ji Ling made a surprising statement. He said: "With two hundred taels of gold, you can not only be the emperor's uncle, but also the emperor's grandfather."

Four

"***, isn't this a rip-off? I am an upright official, where can I find these two hundred taels of gold?"

As soon as he returned to the building, Liu Bei called out , completely without the pitiful look he had just in front of the Imperial Envoy. No wonder Zhang Fei and Guan Yu both listened to him.

"I think the two of them had planned it beforehand. They obviously wanted some money to lay off redundant staff." Guan Yu nodded.

"I'd better kill these two bastards with one spear." Zhang Fei's murderous intention suddenly arose.

"Shhh, third brother, keep your voice low, walls have ears, be careful with your head. The postal supervisor is a person sent by the emperor, we cannot afford to offend him."

Liu Bei put his hands behind his back, He walked back and forth a few steps like a dealer, and then said: "It is easy to kill him, but from now on we have become the key criminals wanted by the court."

"I think killing him is to eliminate harm for the people. The court also wants to commend us." Zhang Fei refused.

"What a joke! Do you think the emperor will believe us? The postal supervisor is a popular person around the emperor. He died, but he was loyal to the country!" At this point, Liu Bei sighed, "What a pity. We have no one around the emperor."

"Isn't your grandfather Liu Jing, the King of Zhongshan? You have to find a way to tell the emperor, otherwise we will follow you and suffer from this cowardice." Zhang Fei said. .

Liu Bei frowned and said: "Whether our family is related to the emperor has not been officially confirmed. Even if there is such a thing, it has been hundreds of years. Who is the relative of the emperor? Do you still recognize this poor relative of yours?"

At this point, he paused and hesitated before replying: "It's not a lie to say that I am the emperor's uncle. The purpose is to get more people to work for us. This is the same as when Liu Bang insisted on saying that he was a descendant of the White Snake. How could you believe it? "

"So that's it. "Guan Yu said, "Not only does the third brother believe it, but I also believe it. In this case, why are we fighting for the world?" Liu Bei was a little embarrassed, so he said with a cry: "As long as we work hard, The world is always ours. I look down on this county magistrate, but we can't throw it away easily. I have been taking the imperial examination for ten years, and I have not even won a scholar. It is already very difficult to become a county magistrate. "You have to eat one bite at a time. If you don't become the Snake Spear Officer of the county first, how can you be the emperor?"

"What should I do?" Zhang Fei asked.

"In a word, money is like dung. Being an official is the most important thing. Keep the green hills and don't worry about running out of firewood. These two hundred taels of gold must be given. However, the postal supervisor cannot help but Pay the price for this. We need to show him some shame and find a reason to kill Ji Ling in front of him to let him know that I, Liu Bei, am not someone to be trifled with."

"Kill Ji Ling, who will testify to the emperor that you, brother, are the emperor's uncle?"

Zhang Fei asked puzzledly.

"Smart." Liu Bei glanced at Zhang Fei and said, "It's much more effective to let the governor tell you than Ji Ling. Do you know what eunuchs do for food? They just turn a deaf ear to the emperor. Sometimes the queen who blows the pillow can't defeat them."

It turned out that Liu Bei knew so much, and only then did Zhang Fei realize that the gap between him and Liu Bei was actually wider than he thought. He said cheerfully: "What a great idea. I'll give Ji Ling's head to you."

Liu Bei waved his hand and said: "You can kill bandits, but you can't kill court officials. This kind of thing You must not let things go wrong. If things go wrong, it is better not to do it. Leave this matter to Yunchang. You can cooperate with me. Yunchang is much more stable than you.

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Five

Liu Bei ruthlessly sold a few ancestral treasures and a few calligraphy and paintings, collected two hundred taels of gold, and chose a sunny day to go to the Yamen. They held a banquet for Du You and Ji Ling and handed the gold to Du You with their own hands.

Du You and Ji Ling immediately regarded Liu Bei as friends. They sang and punched each other at the banquet and drank a lot. Less wine. When Zhang Fei saw that the time had come, he winked at Guan Yu and invited Ji Ling to compete with him. Ji Ling agreed in a daze. After taking out the Qinglong Dao, Ji Ling also asked someone to bring a machete, and the two of them started to fight in real and fake ways. There was a roar of applause in the tent, and the supervisor also took out the whip used to whip people. He knocked on the table rhythmically, saying it was for fun.

Guan Yu staggered around and pretended to be drunk. In fact, he only drank half a jar of wine, but Ji Ling actually drank two jars.

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Ji Ling is Yuan Shu's most powerful general. If he doesn't get him drunk, Guan Yu won't be sure.

Ji Ling is really drunk, but his sword skills are not ambiguous at all. After twenty rounds, Guan Yu didn't have the slightest advantage. It turned out that Zhang Fei and Guan Yu planned to kill Ji Ling within three rounds, and then fall to the ground and pretend to be drunk. He said he was careless and apologized to Du You. He probably swallowed two hundred taels of gold alone and wouldn't say much.

But neither Zhang Fei nor Guan Yu expected Ji Ling. He is also a drunkard. Unlike the two of them, Ji Ling is good at drunken swordsmanship. When he is drunk, his swordsmanship is a bit better than usual. Zhang Fei was secretly worried when he saw Guan Yu speeding up his swordsmanship and even using it. He used all his special moves, such as "Nie Zheng Stabs Han" and "Yao Li Fei Dao", and heard a bang, and the Qinglong Saber knocked the machete away.

But Du You seemed to have hit it. He was really drunk, and he cheered loudly.

Seeing Guan Yu raising his knife and about to chop him in the waist, he suddenly jumped out of the circle, turned around and hugged Du You with a fist, saying, "I'm sorry!" General Ji is drunk. We can't fight anymore, otherwise someone will die. Friendship first, knife competition second. "

Six

"Why don't you kill Ji Ling? Zhang Fei Duotou asked as soon as he returned to the library.

"If I kill Ji Ling, I will be killed by Yu Dangchang, the governor." Guan Yu replied coldly.

< p> "How do you say this? "Zhang Fei asked.

"Ji Ling was a piece of cake, but he didn't expect that the governor was an unparalleled master, and he was not drunk at all. The whip in his hand was a murderous weapon. I was about to step forward to kill Ji Ling, when I suddenly felt a murderous aura coming from the Qihai point under my side. I was shocked and thought, where can this master come from? I looked up suddenly and found that the governor's whip was raised in the air, and the head of the whip was aimed at my Qihai point. Fortunately I braked in time. "Guan Yu said, as if he was still frightened.

Zhang Fei suddenly realized: No wonder the governor kept hitting the whip when Guan Yu and Ji Ling were fighting swords.

"Then you should strike with a sword. Kill the governor. "Zhang Fei said.

"The governor has been prepared for a long time, is it so easy to kill him? There are things you don't know yet. In today's world, there is a very powerful martial arts. Those who practice this martial arts will have to wield their swords to kill themselves when they reach the highest level. Therefore, the masters of this sect are all eunuchs. Today, there are ten such top masters around today, known as the Ten Constant Attendants, and the leaders are Zhang Rang and Jian Shuo. They appear to be eunuchs, but are actually the emperor's bodyguards. Duyou is one of them. "

At this point, Guan Yu glared at Zhang Fei and said, "Who is sure that he can kill him with one sword? "

"The two of us can always kill him. "Zhang Fei said.

"I will not do such a thing as killing an official of the imperial court. "Guan Yu said.

"But the governor already knows that you want to kill Ji Ling, and he will not spare you. "Zhang Fei said.

"Then I can't kill him. This is also the principle I have always adhered to. "Guan Yu said.

"A disaster is imminent. Killing is my principle. If you don't dare to do it, I will do it." Zhang Fei said harshly.

Seven

When Zhang Fei arrived at Guanyi and found Du You, he was sitting on a mahogany chair, holding the whip in his hand.

On the bed next to him, Ji Ling was sleeping soundly.

"It is indeed you." The governor saw him and said with a smile. Zhang Fei suddenly discovered that Du You was a very proud man. He should have known that he was about to die, but he was smiling so happily.

"I have long wanted to meet Zhangba Snake Spear, whose name is only heard in the world but whose weapon is not seen." Duyou said.

"You have seen it now, you can die with satisfaction." Zhang Fei shook the snake spear in his hand.

"I still don't know which of us will die first. Do you know why I am so happy to see you?" said the governor.

"Who knows, eunuchs are always very perverted, and they will be very happy when they know that they are going to die."

Zhang Fei said.

"Haha. It seems you don't know any of our secrets. Do you know the name of the whip in my hand?" said the governor.

"My name is Huangmen Ruan Xiaoer. Hahahaha..." Zhang Fei laughed, and his laughter even woke up Ji Ling on the bed. Ji Ling suddenly turned over.

"How presumptuous! I want you to know: this whip of mine is called the Black Snake Whip, and it is designed to defeat your snake spear." said the governor.

Zhang Fei's Snake Spear

"Interesting, my spear is called Snake Spear, and your whip is called Snake Whip. Who is the real snake head?" Zhang Fei asked.

"You will know soon." The governor said and took action. His whip swept towards Zhang Fei like a poisonous snake, and the head of the whip hit Zhang Fei's crotch. This is the most powerful move of the Black Snake Whip, "The Black Snake Contains Yang".

Zhang Fei had never seen such a vicious trick before. He knew he couldn't crack it, so he was suddenly startled and couldn't help shouting.

The governor definitely did not expect Zhang Fei’s roar to be so powerful. He shook subconsciously.

The Zhangba Snake Spear had already pierced his throat. He stared with frightened eyes as he slowly fell. He didn't expect that he would be knocked down like this. He never dreamed of such a powerful roar.

This is "Shouting to the Sky", Zhang Fei's unique skill. He couldn't let anyone know about his roar, because he would use this move to save the crisis in the subsequent battle for the world.

So when Ji Ling got up from the bed, Zhang Fei took action again.

Eight

"Oh, this is a fate destined to happen! I can only take the black path, not the red path." Liu Bei sighed, looking miserable.

Zhang Fei lowered his head like a child who had done something wrong. Guan Yu comforted Liu Bei and said: "Brother, the third brother is doing this for your own good."

"He is just a child, but he knows what big business is." Liu Bei said with infinite sadness, "Hurry and tidy up. Come with me and run for your life. The three of us will be wandering in the rivers and lakes from now on."

Zhang Fei's Snake Spear

The people around the emperor cannot afford to offend. He is tantamount to opposing the emperor.

Praising and knocking is a good way to deal with a greedy person. On the one hand, you can satisfy his appetite, and at the same time, don't forget to kill the chicken and scare the monkey, showing him that you are not easy to mess with.

If you just want to solve troublesome problems and easily use force, the result will be loss-lose.