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Red eyes and less blood are awesome, and double knives are meat grinders.
The mountains cross and scratch, but draw and suck infinitely.
Blade
The action of the sword soul is really fast, even in the white light, it is also very handsome.
The giant white bully cuts vegetables and plays tricks on the stick.
Devil May Cry
Needless to say, I am like a train smoking black smoke.
Suddenly, the screen was fixed and flashed more than half of the tube.
asura
The injury is really abnormal, PK is like playing monsters.
You don't need someone else to upgrade. Falling blue is like pouring water quickly.
a?paid?test-taker
Snipers step behind, and lasers can block the road.
Big guns know martial arts, and no one can stop them.
roaming the gunners
With a cigarette in his mouth and lead on his knee.
It's not illegal to step on people, but you will step on people and fly to the sky.
Ammunition expert
The general is the most fashionable when he wakes up, and the four MM ones rush forward.
It takes 10 minutes to get weak when the electric Grenade is thrown out.
skilled worker
Missiles are flying in the sky and the ground is in chaos.
Although it is called machinery, it is actually a title.
street fighter
Strange tricks learned from the street, poisonous needles, fishing nets and sandbags.
As long as I throw myself down and keep my head down, bang.
qigong
Baihua has a hood when she goes out, which contains qigong cannons.
The doppelganger can blow itself up with an electric dragon beside it.
sanda
Once the bully takes root, his kung fu is all in his lower body.
A set of shadowless feet in Foshan often knocks people out.
A Jew
Not afraid of bullies' tricks, cuddling and wrestling.
The thigh in the air will pinch people and break the neck and waist.
call out
Call brothers the most, for fear of network traffic jam.
People are busy playing tricks, and she is chatting and singing.
element
Fire rushes and ice walls, thunder whirlwinds and night cats hide.
Run around the black ball, Jack. Feast fanatic.
battlemage
The plate armor can be lifted for violent women wearing leather clothes.
Run for your life and become a grass man. Learn from Guan Yu.
drive off
All the magic weapons are there, baseball flying knife player.
No, there are dogs. They won't let go.
Blue fist
When you plant a tree at first, people die when they enter the circle.
Running can break up, boxing can't be closed.
knight
Paladins have tens of thousands of defenses, horizontal thunder and walls.
Add blood times online, Norton talent to help.
DNF's funniest award ceremony, a tragic day of devil may cry.
The highest national defense award was shortlisted; The blind are golden.
Winner; Golden body.
Ghost crying; I object, although we are wearing cloth armor, I have armor that absorbs high damage! Ask the leprechaun if you don't believe me. Last time it hit me n times, I didn't get a G.
Red eye; Last time I scratched my head, you got a G, so fuck you!
Ghost 7; Me. . . . . . . .
Golden body award-winning speech; You can't die if you use the Golden Body brand Viagra 1 time! ! ! ! (Everyone is crazy)
The strongest instant effective killing award was shortlisted; Li Fa (Huanglong Yan Yue), the blind man (Ranasa, Harraca), the big gun (measuring bullets).
Ghost crying; I object that I have a ghost flash, tombstone!
Everyone: (Come on, you can flash a lot of PK. We both know we're not surprised, tombstone? We're down!
Ghost crying; . . . . .
The most fierce prize was shortlisted; Red eye, exorcism, judo
Award winning; Exorcism!
Ghost crying; This time, 1 must be mine. I'm as crazy as wearing a cloth armor spell system. I play body art hard, so do I, don't I?
(everyone; Are you stupid to play body art by pressing X in cloth armor?
Element; Fortunately, I didn't learn from him.
Best brain damage award was shortlisted; Ghosts 7;
Ghost crying; What, am I an idiot award? (everyone; What is it that wearing cloth armor to play body art is not to die?
Ghost crying; Me! ! ! ! - ! ! ! !
Best obscenity award shortlisted; Keywords machinery, elements, ghost 7, magic guide,
Award winning; Ghost 7. Ghost crying; Why me again? I object! ! ! ! /f? kz=7 13899792
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