Ask for some funny jokes, not too long. The more, the better.

1. The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down. . .

2. The farmer wanted to kill the rooster but couldn't catch it, so he grabbed the hen and said to the rooster, Don't come down, let you be a bachelor! Rooster: You fucking think I'm stupid. If I fall, she will become a widow. . .

There is a parrot hanging in front of the hotel. When the guest arrived, he said, "Hello, welcome!" " A regular customer thought, I'll go in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in and the parrot said, "* * *! You scared me! ! ! "

In a military exercise, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and Tian Zhongzheng stood with you. Your clothes are torn, and your face is dark and full of tears. You said: Is it worthwhile to steal a cabbage and fry it?

5. The Beijing-Kowloon Railway was opened to traffic, and the citizens along it watched. A female passenger on the bus threw her sanitary napkin out of the window and stuck it on a citizen's face. After the citizens took it, they said: I * * *! This car is so fast that a piece of paper can make your nose bleed! ! !

6. Twenty years ago, my mother was waiting for the bus with you in her arms. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and my mother cried. An old man selling bananas patted my mother and said, don't cry, big sister! Give your monkey bananas! Poor thing. I'm starving. . .

7. The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. Rogue: Did you eat? The farmer said, yes. Rogue: I asked the donkey. Hearing this, the farmer turned and slapped the donkey twice: Shit, there are relatives in the city who don't say a word.

8. The pig asked God for rebirth. The emperor asked: farming? The answer is too bitter. Say: work? Too tired to answer. Hey: Playing with monkeys? The answer is too difficult. What did the emperor ask for? A: You can eat, drink and fuck! The emperor was startled: Son of a bitch still wants to be a national cadre!

9. A child in the delivery room smiled after birth. The midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found that the child's fist was clenched. After breaking it, she found that it was an abortion pill. She only heard the child say: He *! Do you want to kill me? It's not that easy! ! !

10. Ducks and crabs race and reach the finish line at the same time. It's hard to say who is the winner. The referee said, come and cut the cloth with stones! Duck is furious: He *! Black whistle! Set me up. It was cloth when it came out. He always comes out with scissors! ! !

1 1. Two counterfeiters accidentally created counterfeit banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. They decided to take them to a remote mountain area. When they bought a 15 candied haws with 0 yuan, they cried, and the farmer found them two 7-piece ones.

12, the giraffe married the monkey, and a year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees!