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"Happiness comes to you like a dragon, the red dragon is waiting for you, and the golden dragon is waiting for you. I wish you a happy Year of the Pig and all the best." The bell of New Year's Day is about to ring, and it is indispensable for family and friends to say some words of blessing on this day. However, you should also find that there is generally no word limit for New Year's greetings. Are you looking for greetings on New Year's Day? The following are funny short messages of New Year greetings that I carefully collected and arranged for you, for your reference, hoping to help friends in need. 1

1. "Honey, look, I lost two kilograms again." "Really?" The husband said, "you just got up, you know, you haven't dressed yet."

2. The Year of the Monkey is here, so lively! When a dog comes to life, it will be as happy as the East China Sea and live longer than the South Mountain. Dogs come rich, wealth and flowers bloom, and financial resources are abundant. When the dog comes, it is full of sunshine and endless happiness.

3. Firecrackers kill the old ones with one click, and every household is updated. On the occasion of the return of spring to the earth and the prosperity of the world, I wish you and your beloved: love lasts forever, and addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are hard to calculate; It's hard to wrap the dots, lines and faces together for a long time!

4. When the Year of the Monkey arrives, the Year of the Monkey is good, and the Year of the Monkey is full of snow. The Year of the Monkey is auspicious and smooth, and auspicious clouds float at the beginning of the Year of the Monkey. May the Year of the Monkey be rich, the golden dragon dance and the whole family laugh. Happy new year, family photo, I wish you a happy life!

5. "Can a person kneeling in the middle of the road prove that he is drunk?" "Of course not, sir," replied the traffic policeman, "but this gentleman knelt in the middle of the road to roll up the white line painted in the middle of the road."

6. A student misspelled the word "Chen" into the word "East" in his homework. When the teacher found out, he was very angry and called him to the front in front of the whole class and asked loudly, "Say it! Your' Chen, how did you lose your ears? ""My ear may have been twisted off by the teacher. "

7. Open "My Life", create a new folder, rename it "2xx New Year's Day", restore last year's vitality and happiness with one click, delete troubles and pressures, and paste your happiness into it quickly. Happy New Year's Day!

8. I wish you a happy Spring Festival! Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that loves you forever! may you have a happy new year!

9. beginning of life, by nature, came to work for money. My wallet is bulging, I wish, and when he is flat, I tremble. Making money, such as climbing to heaven, spending money, such as falling into the deep. Wish friends, make a lot of money, millions, endless. Hehe, Happy New Year!

1. I just put some money into your bank card. If it's not much, it's 4 million per person: be happy, be healthy, be happy, and remember the passwords-2xx, 1, 1. New Year's Day is coming. I wish you all a happy withdrawal!

11. Dear friends, I wish you all the best in your work: single-mindedness, high spirits, great success, thousands of people, one mind, one heart and one mind.

12. It's the Spring Festival, and I can't cook yet, so I can only buy you a drink. May you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Gao Legao every year! Feel like sprite! Always eye-catching

13. "I think I drank too much," Lao Mi said to the waiter. "Bring me something to sober up!" "OK," said the waiter, "I'll get the bill!"

14. There is a kind of fine wine that a little drop makes people aftertaste; There is a kind of music that makes people intoxicated in a short period; There is a kind of book that people can't get tired of reading; There is a kind of person who can feel warm and amiable as soon as they know each other.

15, happy, happy; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmony and beauty, thriving!

16. There are two main purposes of texting this time: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that on New Year's Eve today, I would like to send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

17. I was in a hurry. I didn't see you from morning till night. I didn't know how to eat and drink. I was tired and slept at night. I didn't know what I did in the morning. I'm too tired to worry. The Spring Festival is coming, honey, you have a good rest, and good health is the capital.

18. I'll give you eighteen palms of dragon-dropping, healthy and vigorous, busy in business, living in hidden dragon and crouching tiger, scheming for dragon and leopard, walking in a majestic manner, making the finishing point of my career, pocketing my money and going straight to Huanglong, being a prosperous man, looking like a dragon in appearance, my husband and wife crossing the phoenix and Lapras, my children looking forward to their success, worrying that the dragon has never seen the end, and my friend Yuan Long is heroic, and my salary is flying fast and fast.

19. When the wolf came, the pigsty was in a mess. Mother pig arranged that the big pig should block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted, Third, don't read the message! You are meaty, go out and draw the wolf away.

2. Bless the New Year with short messages, and feel warm with reunion; Look forward to the future with beauty, and moisten your heart with success; Harvest miracles with innovation and add color to the motherland with harmony.

21. There are many blessings and happiness, everything is round, the smile is sweet, the four seasons are peaceful, five blessings is blessed with great luck, the seven stars are shining high, and all directions come to make money, and 99 is United and perfect! Happy Spring Festival! New year greeting funny short message 2

22. Clack, gong clank, welcome Jinlong out of the palace. Spring is all over the world

23. Sleeping lion wakes up, giant dragon rises, and China dances in the spring breeze. Reform and opening up have increased the strength of heaven, and harmonious flowers bloom in different colors. I wish our great motherland more prosperity! May the people's army become an indestructible Great Wall! I wish national unity as firm as a rock! I wish people's lives are as red as fire!

24. The teacher is telling the story of Columbus discovery of america. After she finished speaking, she said, "All this happened more than 4 years ago." A pupil opened his eyes wide and shouted in surprise, "Our teacher has a good memory!" "

25. Son: "Dad, what is capital and what is labor?" Father: "Well, if I borrow a hundred dollars from my neighbor's house, I have capital. If he wants to get money back from me, he must work for me." Hehe, Happy New Year!

26. When the New Year comes, laugh heartily and enjoy a happy life. Hanging lanterns and setting off firecrackers, children are happy to run around; Singing and dancing, young men and women play all night; Sticking Spring Festival couplets and giving out red envelopes make parents happy. Welcome the Year of the Rat with joy and good luck. may you have a happy new year!

27, "children's words are not clear": people should pay attention to: 1. It's okay. Two. It's a big deal. Three. It's a good idea. Huh? I don't understand! You have suffered from illiteracy all your life! Wish: Happy New Year!

28. Stand in the heart of the years, build a stage of life, and refine the connotation of life repeatedly. You, who are different from others, walk lightly into 2xx in sunshine and hand in hand with rain and dew. Let me stand at the chilly end of the year and send you my blessing: I wish you a younger life and a more brilliant career in 2xx!

29. Happiness is like taking off a dragon and running towards you. The red dragon is waiting for you for thousands of miles. I wish you a happy Year of the Pig and all the best.

3. Drumming, drumming, and celebrating the Year of the Monkey.

31. When it comes to the Year of the Monkey, receive gifts. If you don't give gifts this year, you will get an environmental protection card. The environmental protection card is very practical. The specific methods are as follows.

32. The Golden Snake roars back to the mountain, Xin Mao and Jin Long welcome the spring, and the land of China is full of spring. Xuanyuan's children remember the party's kindness.

33. It's almost New Year's Day, and it's a new beginning. My goal in 2xx is to complete the goals I set in 2xx that should have been completed in 2xx.

34. China is very lucky. The golden monkey comes to celebrate the New Year. Happy new year, wonderful everywhere; Good luck exists every day and life goes step by step; The more handsome a person is, the more money he has every year. It is absolutely indispensable to send blessings during the Spring Festival. At least one person.

35, Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well, and after careful consideration, he decides to give you a chance to show it-after you read this message, hurry to clean the girls' toilet.

36. On the stage, the pistol didn't sound at the moment when the enemy was killed. He raised his feet in a panic and kicked the enemy hard. The actor who played the enemy slowly fell to the ground and said, "His boots were poisonous, but I really can't do it ..."

37. I promise you that if you love a line, it will be both red and professional, and if it is hot, it will give off a light and make your due contribution in the post of love!

38. "Don't you think I am a thrifty person? I never spend money on useless things. " "You forget it! We haven't used the fire extinguisher you bought six years ago until now. " The wife said.

39. Golden Dragon is full of joy and family reunion. The local accent is as sweet and beautiful as honey, and the true feelings are as drunk as the heart. Spring returns to China, and the people are warm, and the prosperity of the country is full of joy. The lion and dragon dance together to open the new year, and the children of China bring a good year.

4. The icing on the cake is a buddy, a timely help in the snow is a friend, and we share weal and woe as brothers. yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn is a bosom friend, and there are not many bosom friends in my life. You are my bosom friend. Happy new year!

41. When the Year of the Monkey arrives, you will be happy. Put up red couplets, fire red cannons, red belts and auspicious treasures, tie them up, and give them to you with a big red envelope and good luck. Be safe and well, raise red wine, and bless you. Have a happy life!

42, New Year, new life, I wish you live a new wonderful life, paint a new chapter, and show a happy attitude. In the new year, I wish you good luck, dragon horse spirit and become a dragon on people. New year greeting funny short message 3

43. Say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year. When spring comes, a golden dragon smiles at you, and good luck will surely come again.

44. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you hung your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, we all praised you: Hey, it's beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

45. Good year, good scenery, good rivers and mountains, and the giant dragon of China takes off; New years, new goals, new attitudes, and China East will draw great plans again. 2xx, I wish the great motherland more brilliant!

46. Funny New Year greetings-You said that the previous time was wasted, squandered and wasted ... put away your sigh quickly, and don't miss the morning sun of the New Year again!

47. "Young lady, it only takes one or two cocks to keep 3 hens. Too many cocks and not laying eggs will only waste food. ""You mean, let one or two cocks have so many hens? " The young lady blushed and said. "yes." "This is just what you men think, I won't do it."

48. I wish you a happy life, full of happiness, bustling with people, everything goes well, all your wishes come true, you have a family, outstanding performance, a surprise victory, a long-standing reputation and a happy life.

49. I want to be happy for a while and spend money on shoping；; Want to be happy alone, duke of Zhou dating; Want a happy family, filial reunion; Think of a group of people happy, and be a host! It's New Year, it's up to you!

5. "Why did you start to be cold to me? You were so kind to me before you got married! If you meet a puddle on the road, you can carry me there. But now you pretend not to see it. " "What can I do? At that time, your weight was only half of what it is now! "

51. If you wish me happiness, I wish you happiness; You wish me happiness, and I wish you happiness; You wish me health, and I wish you happiness; You wish me luck, and I wish you happiness; You wish me prosperity, and I wish you happiness; You wish me peace and I wish you happiness; Are you a little annoyed now, and then you want to throw away your mobile phone! See, I have long known that unhappiness has serious consequences!

52. Sunrise and sunset are another day, autumn is another season, flowers bloom and fall is another year, good voices sing 2xx, horse-riding dances jump to 2xx, and new wishes begin. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in the new year, always smiling, smooth work and happy family!

53. Chinese New Year is coming, please eat jiaozi and jiaozi Ping 'an leather wrapped in wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, have a happy bite, and then have a healthy soup for the whole family. The aftertaste is warm and the aftertaste is a blessing.

54. In the theater, an angry lady turned around and said to some chattering girls, "I want to see a play, don't you mind?" A girl replied, "then, you are looking in the wrong direction."

55. My friend, tonight we will tear up the last page of last year, just in front of us. There were laughter and sadness in the past days. I hope that happiness and happiness will accompany the days from tomorrow, and I hope that everything will start all over again and all wishes will come true. Happy New Year's Day!

56. Send a dragon card in the Year of the Monkey: love for a thousand years, and open an account: build a beautiful home. After thousands of years, the bank: Xingye will never leave. I wish you happiness with one card in your hand.

57. Bless the couple: Love at first sight, congenial, beautiful, brand-new, prosperous, radiant, rich and prosperous.

58. Actress A bragged to Actress B about how famous she was: "As soon as I went on stage, the audience all opened their mouths." Unexpectedly, B immediately widened his eyes and said, "Nonsense! How can everyone yawn at the same time? "

59. Party A went to the shop assistant and asked, "This watch is not good. It goes too fast in cold weather and too slow in hot weather, which is not accurate at all." The clerk said, "This is exactly its advantage! Besides telling you the time, it is also a reliable thermometer. "

6. "Welcome the Spring Festival, celebrate the Year of the Monkey, be auspicious, gather wealth and luck, invite golden dragons, put up Spring Festival couplets, set off firecrackers, visit relatives, exchange New Year greetings, get together with family members, have a toast at the Fourth Hall, and be happy. May you enjoy the Dragon Boat Festival in the Year of the Monkey and have a brilliant career."

61. One scene a year, one wish every year. The Year of the Rabbit is a complete farewell. In the Year of the Monkey, I wish you joy and contentment, stay in my heart, and send you happy wishes. I wish you good luck in the Year of the Monkey and everything will be more satisfactory.

62, I wish you a happy heart, a happy year, a happy life, a happy life, smiling every day, happy every month, and cheerful every year. Happy new year!

63. In the New Year, I will give you 5, lucky money: 1, flowers for you to love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you; A thousand lucky stars for you, let good luck surround you; A thousand pistachios for you, let a good mood accompany you every day; A thousand snowflakes for you, let happiness come to you.

64. Happy New Year to you on the occasion of the New Year! I wish you a hundred times of energy every day, a happy month, a harmonious family, a happy year, a happy life, a peaceful life, a rich source of money every year, and a lucky Year of the Pig!