Jokes about public transportation

Some old backs! Check drunk driving in front of me. I just came out of the barbecue shop with my friends. I knew I wouldn't go this way. It is getting closer and closer to the traffic police. My heart is pounding and my hands are full of sweat. I tried to escape, but there were policemen ahead. I can't run away. It's my turn I opened my mouth trembling and blew a breath into the wine tester. The machine screamed wildly. It's over. I thought I couldn't hide this time. The police are right. I smiled and said to the sky,' God, if you don't check the aisle, you will be drunk! ! !