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Yunnan province-eighteen eccentrics

The first monster in Yunnan, eggs are bought with straw skewers.

Eggs are well packed and not easy to break, just like a strange work of art.

The second monster in Yunnan, Baba cake is called bait block.

Tamp and bake, the sauce is especially fragrant. This convenient and delicious food is called "bait block".

Yunnan's third monster, three mosquitoes cooking.

In the grass ditch in the forest, the branches and leaves are lush and the mosquitoes raised are extraordinary.

The fourth monster in Yunnan, stones grow outside the sky.

The scenery of Shilin is absolutely beautiful in the world, fantastic and incredible.

The fifth monster in Yunnan, took off his straw hat as a pot cover.

A hat made of grass can not only cover the lid tightly, but also make the food smell fragrant.

The sixth weirdo in Yunnan wears clothes all the year round.

The constant temperature climate all the year round makes people's clothes colorful.

The seventh monster in Yunnan, many old ladies are good at farming.

The steep plateau has created hardworking and brave people of all ethnic groups, among which women are particularly capable.

The eighth monster in Yunnan, the bamboo tube can be used as a hookah.

This technique is quite scientific, which not only retains the mellow flavor of dry cigarettes, but also filters other impurities with water, and the sound is very pleasant, "bang, bang".

The ninth monster in Yunnan, Pocket Pony has skill.

Although the protozoa here are small in size, they can climb mountains with heavy loads and have extraordinary skills.

The tenth monster in Yunnan, grasshoppers can be used as snacks. We should have them.

Cook the grasshopper delicious, fry it brown, and open your mouth and take a bite: "click-".

Eleven eccentrics in Yunnan produce good melons and vegetables all year round.

Fertile land and mild climate can produce almost any vegetable at any time.

The twelve monsters in Yunnan can't sell good cigarettes when they see them.

Yunnan people are proud of their first-class cigarettes, but they are also confused about not being able to buy them at home.

Thirteen monsters in Yunnan, thatched grass sells well at home and abroad.

Everything in the mountains is a treasure, and reform and opening up have given them new life.

Yunnan 14 Strange, the train is not as fast as the car.

High mountains and dangerous roads often make modern means of transportation difficult to use.

Yunnan fifteen monsters, dolls go out with men.

It is fashionable for men here to love their wives and children, and "model husbands and excellent fathers" are everywhere in the street.

Sixteen monsters in Yunnan, caves can be compared with fairyland.

The caves developed in recent years are bigger and more beautiful.

Seventeen eccentrics in Yunnan, crossing the bridge rice noodles is loved by everyone.

Boiling chicken soup with raw meat, lettuce and rice paste constitutes the most famous flavor in Yunnan: a kind of "thread" and "crossing the bridge rice noodles".

The eighteen eccentrics in Yunnan are unbeaten in four seasons.

Ah, beautiful Yunnan, the frontier of the motherland, flowers that bloom forever to welcome a better tomorrow!

Yunnan province-handicrafts

Cloud embroidery pattern

Yunzi, Yunnan Weiqi, is one of the "Three Treasures of Yunnan". It originated in Yongchangfu (now Baoshan) in Yunnan, and was called Yunbian, Yunyaozi and Yongzi in ancient times. According to historical records, the word Yong began in the Tang and Song Dynasties and flourished in the Ming and Qing Dynasties. It was loved by celebrities of all ages and was once a tribute of the royal family. It has the reputation of "Yongziqi is the best in the world". Later, it was made in Kunming, and the quality became more and more exquisite. Now products are exported to Japan, South Korea, Singapore and other countries.

Bai Zi of Yunzi is as white as jade, with black spots and hard texture. The color is beautiful and soft, but not eye-catching, and the shape is simple and vigorous, but not frivolous. Looking at the light in your hand, Ginkgo biloba is pale yellow, with a green halo around the sunspot. Lying flat on the chessboard is solemn black and white. Pinch it on your finger, it's warm in winter and cool in summer. He is a famous chess player at home and abroad.

Banna carpet

Banna carpet is a product of Zhaotong carpet factory. Because its carpet pattern mainly reflects the scenery and customs of Xishuangbanna, it is named Banna carpet.

Zhaotong is rich in wool. Zhaotong Carpet Factory has carefully woven a series of Banna carpets with strong national characteristics with local high-quality wool as raw materials. There are more than 100 products, including rare birds and animals such as elephants and peacocks, and exotic flowers and herbs such as peony and camellia. Bright colors, sophisticated technology, products are exported to Europe and America.

Tompa

The word "Tongpa" is from A Dai, which means to hang a bag, and is usually called a national treasure. The Dai, Yi, Hani, Jingpo, Wa and other ethnic groups in Yunnan have the habit and hobby of producing and using Guanpa. Among them, Dai Tongpa has the longest history and the most exquisite production.

Copper handkerchief is not only a necessity in daily life, but also an exquisite handicraft. For young Dai men and women, this is also a symbol of mutual affection. If a young man receives a handkerchief with a girl's hard work, diligence and wisdom written on it, he will get a message of love and need to give back a gift he made himself. From then on, the two sides were happy until they formed a happy marriage.

Tongpa is a kind of Dai brocade, which developed from flax and cotton textile to silk, hand and cotton blended fabric. It is exquisitely made, beautifully styled, and has a strong flavor of life and national characteristics. It is not only loved by the people of all ethnic groups in the frontier, but also aroused the strong interest of tourists at home and abroad, and has increasingly become a hot commodity in tourist souvenirs.

Embroidery and embroidery

Embroidery is a traditional folk handicraft, and many minority women in Yunnan are good at this craft, which is sold in Kunming, Lunan Stone Forest, Dali and other scenic spots.

There are many ways to pick flowers, including single-sided picking and double-sided picking; There are plain and colored silk threads. There are also picking, embroidering and mending on the same products. The patterns of flower picking include landscape figures, flowers, birds, insects and fish. After ingenious description, curtains, handkerchiefs, tablecloths, satchels, clothes, tiger's head shoes, cat's head shoes, backpacks and other items have all added vivid decoration, which makes people fondle, and is favored by Chinese and foreign tourists.

Spot copper artware

Spot copper handicraft is a unique folk traditional handicraft in Yunnan, which has a history of more than 300 years. The process of variegated copper is complex and strict. It is made of advanced copper-based alloy raw materials through casting, precision grinding and complex post-processing. It is "mottled beauty, rich", and the brown-red surface is unique with its strange flicker, mottled inkstone color and subtle changes, which is called the crown of metal technology.

Yunnan spot copper craft not only inherits and carries forward the traditional characteristics in modeling, but also absorbs the artistic nutrition of Yunnan bronze and Central Plains bronze culture. Combined with modern sculpture techniques and advanced technology, on the premise of fully displaying the characteristics of dot-flower, supplemented by simple washing decorative patterns, the perfect unity of art is achieved. At present, six categories of spot copper series products have been formed, including figures, animals, flowers, bottles and jars, furnace statues, wall decorations and utensils. Its rich and simple, elegant and rich, shining artistic effect makes people fondle admiringly, and it is really a good craft for high-end furnishings. In the Yunnan Hall of the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, the copper spot, as the main exhibit, shows its meaningful artistic charm. Yunnan Spotted Copper Crafts have won many awards in the world and have been designated as national gifts by foreign heads of state. Peacock bottle, rhinoceros, antique cow, five-style furnace, peacock king and Tathagata have been designated as permanent treasures by relevant state departments.

Yunnan flavor snacks

Yunnan steamed chicken

Jianshui in Yunnan is a famous hometown of ceramics. Its red clay pottery is lovely in color and fine in craftsmanship. One of the main products of red clay pottery is "steamer" This "pot" is actually not a pot in the ordinary sense. It looks like a bowl with a lid. Look at the pot cover, there is a protruding circular cavity in the center, such as the upper half of the hot pot. This circular cavity is the steam nozzle. In the pot, food is heated and steamed. This steamer is a great invention of Yunnan cuisine, and steamed chicken is the most typical one.

Steamed chicken first spread in southern Yunnan. According to legend, it was invented by Yang Li, the chef of Lin 'an Prefecture (now Jianshui County), and became a famous dish in central Yunnan. 1947 was introduced to Kunming. At that time, the first steamed chicken restaurant opened in Fuzhao Street, all of which cooked this dish.

Guoqiao Rice Noodles

Yunnan famous snacks, such as "crossing the bridge rice noodles", are the most successful ones. Now, all over the country, north and south, see Gao's name, attracting Yunnan flavor. But in many places, Huaibei will inevitably have oranges. If you want to eat authentic rice noodles, you still have to stay in Yunnan.

People who come to Yunnan are recommended to eat cross-bridge rice noodles first. There are many large and small cross-bridge rice noodles running-in or franchise stores in Kunming. It's not chained, but at least it's linked. They often list rice noodles crossing the bridge from five yuan to one hundred yuan, indicating that they have developed from snacks to big meals and banquets.

Although there are countless patterns of crossing the bridge rice noodles, its roots are always in the same soup. It takes more than six hours to cook soup with strong hens, old ducks and bone tubes, and the ratio of water to material is six to one. The soup should be filtered to make it clear. Add monosodium glutamate and pepper to the bowl and pour a layer of chicken and duck oil. Don't try this soup when it is served, because there is a joke that people you don't know are eager to drink it, and their lips, tongue and esophagus are burned by it. Be careful.

Yunnan ham

Yuntui, a specialty of China, is known as "Three Legs", which is not only sold in China, but also famous in Southeast Asia and other places.

Yuntui pays attention to the method of "four secrets" and forms a unique system. "Cutting secrets" means paying attention to the knife method when cutting legs. When the pig hind legs are cut into "pipa", the oil film must be removed. "Pickling secret recipe" is to pay attention to pickling freshness, which is the so-called "blood leg". Although it is overnight, it will lose its delicious taste. Yunnan black salt and Sichuan salt have different flavors, the former is bright and the latter is fragrant. With the right salt, the cloud legs can be hidden for two or three years, and the taste changes from fragrant to sweet, which is extremely wonderful. "Secrecy" means paying attention to preservation. Don't let the old legs breathe. The "food secret" is to pay attention to all kinds of eating methods, especially to improve the taste.

When the cloud legs were marinated until the surface was slightly green, they were marinated successfully by inserting three needles and then pulling out the smell, thus achieving "three needles fragrance". At this time, it is cut open, red and white, attractive in color, fragrant and memorable.

Giotto

It is made of flour, buckwheat flour, stuffing and baking. The finished product is golden in color, oval, soft and delicate, instant in the mouth, sweet and delicious.

Fresh chrysanthemum crisp

On the basis of traditional Yunnan pastry, it is made of chrysanthemum juice and fresh chrysanthemum, which looks like chrysanthemum. The finished product looks like Huang Juhua in full bloom, cool and delicious, slightly sweet and fragrant with chrysanthemum.