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Are humans created by God or evolved?

The relationship between God and humans is too complicated, and I don’t know if there is a God, so I’m lazy and want to change the topic to a simpler topic, humans and chickens.

It is said that Zhang San and Li Si are both professional chicken farmers. Zhang San is very concerned about the welfare of the chickens, giving them food on time and ensuring the hygiene and ventilation of the chicken house. Due to the punctuality of feeding, some of the smarter chickens discovered that whenever the bell in the chicken coop rang, Zhang San would appear, bring them a rich meal, and then take away some chickens. They thanked Zhang San for his great kindness and created scriptures to be passed down to future generations:

Cackle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle!

The translation is

When the angel's trumpet blows... God will show his generosity to the world... At the same time, some highly respected chickens will be inspired by God to ascend to heaven...< /p>

While the chickens led by Zhang San were thanking God for the gift, the chickens raised by Li Si next door were undergoing tests.

Li Si is not attentive to his work, often forgets to feed the chickens, and does not care much about the health of the chickens. When Zhang San's chicken coop was replaced by a large and spacious cage, Li Si's chickens were still huddled in a small cage that was difficult to turn around.

Some highly respected chickens believed that this was a test from God. They believed that they were guilty, and any thoughts that were disrespectful to God were suppressed. Li Si’s frequent feedings made them ecstatic and thought that they were guilty. His perseverance moved God. They also created scriptures that were passed down to future generations:

Click, click, click, click, click, click, click!

The translation is

Blessed are the gentle chickens...because the kingdom of heaven is theirs...

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Occasionally fly The chaffinch entering the chicken coop made the two flocks aware of each other's situation.

They declared each other’s gods to be false gods, used their names as the codenames of demons, imagined tens of thousands of words of battle plots, and wrote them into scriptures.

This is the story of the chicken.

As for what happened to Zhang San and Li Si, the chickens believed that they could not guess God's will.

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Zhang San and Li Si also raised chickens as usual.

Recently, due to the spread of avian influenza by birds, the superiors have ordered the killing of chickens.

Zhang San was very unhappy. He spent a lot of effort on the chicken, and it was all money.

Li Si is much better.

He plans to raise cockroaches.