Eight classic lines of gamblers

Andy Lau and Stephen Chow tried to "carry forward" the famous brands of gamblers and gamblers, and Gambler Man was also one of their early masterpieces. The perfect cooperation between Andy Lau and Stephen Chow attracted the film's praise. Andy Lau's handsome performance not only attracted many young girls, but also made many fans think that Andy is still suitable for comedy. With the "golden partner" of Stephen Chow and Ng Man Tat, this film is not only a handsome film about the gambling king, but also a nonsense comedy.

1, the gambler's adult is in front, and the younger brother A Xing is behind. My younger brother went to Macau at the age of three, entered Pujin at the age of four, became a fine scholar at the age of five and became a serious scholar at the age of six. How do you know he lost brilliantly at the age of seven? At 27 years old, he still has nothing. So I hope I can learn a skill under the door of gamblers.

Yesterday, my Filipino maid walked through the market and heard a fishmonger say that there was a boy named gambler, and that was you! Ha! Ha! I was startled on the spot. I'm kidding. There are still people in this world who claim to be gamblers, which is clearly aimed at me. I am a gambler. You have to wear contact lenses to bet well. I'm not lazy. I can read the card directly. It's called psychic ability. Here is a poem. If I rub it gently, it will turn into a wrinkled stone at once. Because I haven't worked hard yet, I can conjure up a table of mahjong with one effort. You call me a liar, and I call you narcissistic. Shit, what are you looking at? If you are not convinced, make a phone call and we will study it. Of course, if you want to compensate a 1.5 million, I won't say much. You aimed at me. Don't you think you need money? Write down my phone number. It's Hong Kong 3345678. I repeat, it's Hong Kong 3345678. I don't care if you don't call me, because this is your loss. Don't call after 10 because I fell asleep.

I don't know what to say except to congratulate someone like me who worships at your door.

Bartender: What would you like to drink, sir?

A Xing: What do you have?

Bartender: Everything!

A Xing: Acanthopanax bark, double steamed, 24 kinds of herbal tea, a turtle egg, a drop of ink ... Do you have it?

Bartender: Yes ... Yes!

A Xing: I'll buy everyone in the audience a drink. I'll have a glass of orange juice myself!

5. Uncle: Have you ever heard that your uncle is your father and your aunt is your mother?

A Xing: I only heard that my parents are not close to Chairman Mao. (.)

6. Wu: Have you ever heard that your uncle is a father and your aunt is a mother? Zhou: I only heard that my parents are not close to Chairman Mao.

7. I don't know what to say, except to congratulate someone like me who worships at your door.

8. Yesterday, my Filipino maid walked through the market and heard a fishmonger say that there was a boy named gambler, and that was you! Ha! Ha! I was startled on the spot. I'm kidding. There are still people in this world who claim to be gamblers, which is clearly aimed at me. I am a gambler. You have to wear contact lenses to bet well. I'm not lazy. I can read the card directly. It's called psychic ability. Here is a poem. If I rub it gently, it will turn into a wrinkled stone at once. Because I haven't worked hard yet, I can conjure up a table of mahjong with one effort. You call me a liar, and I call you narcissistic. Shit, what are you looking at? If you are not convinced, make a phone call and we will study it. Of course, if you want to compensate a 1.5 million, I won't say much. You aimed at me. Don't you think you need money? Write down my phone number. It's Hong Kong 3345678. I repeat, it's Hong Kong 3345678. I don't care if you don't call me, because this is your loss. Don't call after 10 because I fell asleep.

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