A little humorous joke in life

1, a young man casually threw cans on the side of the road, and a policeman came over and said, It's so uncivilized, if only everyone were like you.

As soon as the voice fell, an old man who picked up junk replied, then I will be rich. ?

2、? Girl, are you wearing a wig?

? Yes, but from the store. People told me that no one could see this wig. ?

? I didn't see it either. It was the sign on your wig that told me. ?

3. A man visited a friend's house and saw a washbasin hanging on the wall.

When they were drunk, the guest couldn't help asking: Why did you hang the washbasin on the wall?

? Don't underestimate it. The master said,? This is a clock that can talk and tell the time. ?

? Don't talk nonsense ? The guest retorted.

The master swung a stick from the ground and knocked it on the washbasin.

? What the hell? A woman's voice came from next door. It's evening 1: 30. ?

4. The grandson learned to cook a dish with pork as the main ingredient according to the recipe. When the chef's grandfather told him: Remember, this dish doesn't need water. ?

Grandson smiled:? Grandpa. The book says that you need water to cook this dish. ?

Grandpa waved his hand:? The recipe you used is an old textbook, and now the slaughterhouse has filled the meat with water.

5. A couple went to a restaurant for dinner. When they arrived at the hotel, they asked if there was a private room.

Attendant: Our private rooms are for VIPs, such as stars.

The woman just said with sunglasses, yes, I am a star!

Attendant: I said with a grain of salt. This way, please. . . . .

After the couple sat down, they asked in wonder? Is this your private room?

Attendant: Because we have never had distinguished guests here, we demolished the private room. This is the location of the private room.

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