It's the Spring Festival. Send some jokes for everyone to enjoy.

One day, there was a fudge walking in the street. As she was walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, dear! My legs are so soft! " 2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu. One day he was hungry and ate himself ... 3. A classmate named Cai Xiao was suddenly picked up on the road ... 4. A banana gentleman was dating his girlfriend and walking in the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down. One day, Mung Bean tried to commit suicide. He jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean. It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans. 6. One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I am just a bean paste bag." 7. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying, he flew ... 9. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " 10. A pair of corn fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the wedding day, the male corn couldn't find the female corn, so the male corn asked the popcorn next to it, "Have you seen our corn?" Popcorn said indignantly, "honey, people are just wearing wedding dresses." " "

1 1. An egg went to a teahouse for tea, and it turned into a tea egg 12. An apple was walking on the road. Suddenly, he found himself moldy 14. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking.

15. One day, a big grape and a small grape were walking on the road. The big grape suddenly said to the small grape, can I crush you? Small grapes say: good! As a result, the small grapes were crushed to death.