Classic funny quotations of badminton

Classic funny quotations about badminton

In real life or work and study, everyone has come into contact with many famous quotations, which are one of the styles and refer to a person's speech records. What kind of quotations are good quotations? The following are the classic funny quotations about badminton that I compiled for you, hoping to help you.

1. I came quietly and walked quietly, waving a racket, leaving no one alive

2. There is no windtight wall, and there is no' ball' that can't get through the net

3. Love is trying to kill the ball, and then going back and forth to the net!

4. Ball skills are like underwear, invisible but important.

5. Only when the "Badminton Pat" shorts lose the elastic band can they know what dependence is.

6. The ball is not obedient, so we play ball.

7. The sea is wide with diving, and badminton is free for you to play.

8. I prayed to Jesus for a solid and stable life. He thought about it and said, let's talk about badminton patting first ...

9. Play badminton while you are young. It's only a few years.

1. A man is as good as his word-play when I say play!

11. Badminton patting, patting the fighter, oh yeah!

12. You can hit me as far as your mind is!

13. You must be a bouncing badminton player.

14. I play my badminton and you cross your Naihe Bridge.

15. Although the badminton match is over, I won't give up if I'm killed. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

16. When do you feel old? Playing badminton can no longer restore physical strength in two days.

17. The last time I played badminton, it was still the date. After 1 days, playing again today, I feel that the ball skills have deteriorated seriously, which is also related to the easy running of the line.

18. I finally hung out in the team and played badminton with others tonight. I sweated and blushed, and I felt smooth. Be sure to exercise more this year!

19. It's another two hours. I originally wanted to lose weight by playing badminton, but it doesn't matter if I pick up the ball all the time. It doesn't matter if I can lose weight.

2. I went to play badminton, and I was beaten by badminton all night.

I don't know who gave me the courage, so I went to play badminton with the leader.

22. I'm convinced myself by playing badminton in a down jacket and walking on a treadmill.

23. I rushed to play badminton and skated back, so I didn't play badminton seriously. I went to the first floor to play billiards for more than two hours, and a group of people had a runny nose.

24. Keep running for half an hour and playing badminton every day. I just want to put down my cell phone and go to bed at night. I can get up immediately when I hear the alarm clock in the morning, and my sleep is reduced.

25. Playing badminton doubles is not a fear of opponents like gods, but a fear of teammates who are not enterprising like pigs.

26. I didn't know I was talented at badminton until I lived so big. I always wanted to play badminton, and my whole body ached.

27. I finished playing badminton yesterday. Today, my left hand is shaking. I am so weak.

28. Under the dual sports of badminton and football, the bones are sore and there is no spirit. Then eat more jackfruit silently to comfort yourself. ;