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Sentences about getting fat in Douyin
1. As long as you are thin, you can match anything. If you are fat, you can match anything.
2. I have always believed that I will lose weight, but now I am just gaining weight for fun. Unfortunately, I am just having fun with it.
3. I accidentally gained weight again, and my whole body felt swollen.
4. A fat face is unloved, and a thick waist ruins your life. Short legs are not a disease, thick legs are life-threatening. How can a woman control her life if she can't even control her weight?
5. I have to look further away so that my eyes can be filled with you.
6. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.
7. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
8. The fat man’s helplessness: seeing everyone in a small shirt.
9. I can eat all this before I break a sweat, do you believe it?
10. What I can’t improve now is my salary, and what I can’t improve is my weight.
11. Can you give me three months? I will appear twice as me before you again.
12. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!
13. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
14. Being slightly fat is the best figure! You might as well maintain a slightly fat body, eat well, drink well, play well, sleep well, and live happily every day!
15. I have lost weight before, and I feel sad when I think about it.
16. It is obvious that I have gained weight. I have to eat less, otherwise I will not be able to go home for the New Year!
17. Keep your mouth shut and move your legs! If you can’t control your mouth, what else can you control?
18. With you, my heart can no longer hold anyone else.
19. There are so many skinny people, so you can’t add me.
20. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? It’s only been 7 days since the Spring Festival and I have gained 6 pounds. It’s been a week since the Spring Festival and I haven’t lost a pound!
21. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.
22. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!
23. If I really can’t lose weight, just let me grow taller!
24. Obesity caused by lack of self-discipline, no one or two pounds of meat is innocent.
25. Don’t say I’m fat, I’ll think you’re jealous that I eat better than you!
26. Just order whatever you like. Don’t worry, I’m here.
27. My face is so fat that I have no shape. I look like someone who has had sex with me. I despise myself. I look cute and cute. It’s worth being fatter. But apart from this, I hope everything is worth it!
28. Don’t go out in the summer, I’m afraid you’ll spontaneously combust.
29. You are very fat, not too much, not too much, not even good-looking.
30. It would be nice to have more fat people like you. The appearance of the whole world will be improved.
31. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. When someone steps up, the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one, not two people at a time.
32. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, but people who are really fat have already become numb.
33. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are still just a fat guy.
34. I missed an entire episode when you passed by the TV.
35. I accidentally gained a few pounds, and even got a few more acne.
36. Yes, I am fatter than before, but I am also more open-minded. I can think of everything that I couldn’t think of before.
37. Don’t envy others for their long legs and thin waist. Others don’t have your fat body and broad mind.
38. When I become as thin as a piece of lightning, I will kill all the fat and obscene people! !
39. Xiaoda, who says she is not fat but only has a chubby face, is so cute that she wants to take a bite of her cute bread face.
40. I was once young and handsome, but unfortunately my youth is gone now, and I am only left with such a handsome figure.
41. Even though my face is so fat, I still comfort myself. Hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.
42. I like to eat when I am unhappy. I get fat when I eat, and I feel unhappy when I am fat.
43. My appetite has increased greatly recently. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don’t think I am fat.
44. The angle of taking a photo is really important. If you are not careful, you will make yourself look shorter and fatter.
45. When it comes to losing weight, sometimes it’s not that you can’t control your mouth, but that you don’t have a scale in your heart.
46. When you find that you can’t fit into your clothes, tell yourself that it’s not that you’re fat, but that the clothes have shrunk.
47. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.
48. I think there is no need to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and there are still four months to heat up!
49. One day I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up those wretched fat people of yours.
50. This child is getting cuter and cuter.
51. If you are thinner than me, you will be recognized for your ability.
52. Who stipulates that to be beautiful, you must have an awl face and become as thin as a bone? My dear girl, your fleshy face is also very cute. There is a saying that is good, being slightly fat is the best body.
53. I feel more and more that being slightly fat is the best body shape. Let alone men, I don’t want to look back as a woman when I walk on the street with a body shape that means nothing.
54. I want to become as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the obscene fat people.
55. I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.
56. Meat grows really fast. I have gained half a kilogram recently. I guess it’s all on my face. I’ll get better soon.
57. What’s wrong? Do you think I’m not fat enough? Why did I order fried skewers in the middle of the night?
58. I accidentally gained weight again. Not only was my heart unsatisfied, but my stomach was also unsatisfied. I used to always say that I would not be fat, but now I understand why many middle-aged people have a big belly.
59. I feel that girls nowadays have almost abnormal requirements for their body shape. They are always trying to lose weight and they all like those who are particularly skinny. In fact, no matter from a male perspective or personal health, being slightly fat or well-proportioned is the best.
60. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.
61. I am thirty years old this year and my hair is growing again, but it is growing sideways.
62. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
63. Those who liked me and treated me well when I was fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
64. At this time, the door was pushed open with a coax, and a broad, fat man with a fat head and big ears walked in. He turned out to be a butcher.
65. People who like you never think you are fat, but people who hate you are afraid that you almost died of fatness.
66. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button!
67. There is no difference between opening your eyes and closing them.
68. Hypoglycemia! You can't go a day without eating.
69. There is no way in the world. If you lose more weight, there will be a way.
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