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The hilarious version of Fenhe Bay by Deyun Society, after listening to it for eight times, why is it still not funny?
Fenhe Bay Car Accident Edition Background Time: 2011August 19.
Venue: North Station Theatre
Performance: Deyun Society 15 anniversary closing performance.
The performance is scheduled to be performed by Degang Guo Yuqian on the 2nd, 4th and 6th, and Fenhe Bay, where the car accident happened, is the fourth scheduled show. It is said that Yu Qian had friends in Xinjiang at noon that day, and he was also a friend of Yu Qian's horse-raising. As we all know, in Yu Qian's interest pyramid, the position of horse is higher than that of crosstalk. So Ma You came to meet them, and Yu Qian naturally took accompanying them as his highest appeal. Friends in Xinjiang are naturally inseparable from drinking. Although there is a performance in the evening, Yu Qian wants to shirk it, but the other party is not so easy to discuss. In addition, Yu Qian has been sober for three months, and drunkards are hooked up in the long run, so he barely lies flat.
I was drinking draft beer. Yu Qian drank twenty bars before and after. According to one liter and one bar, Yu Qian drank forty pounds of beer. When the performance approached, Yu Qian was already drunk. When Meng drove Yu Qian to the North Exhibition Theater, the opening of Cao Heyang's "playing riddles" was seriously overtime. The online upload was one and a half hours, but it was actually forty minutes. However, this work will take about 20 minutes at most. In order to wait for Yu Qian to double directly, the younger generation has worked very hard.
At that time, Yu Qian woke up a little, drank wine and played Bai Shihui with Degang Guo. This is not a big problem. For one reason, Yu Qian slept for a while. The West Wing was a heavy job, and most of his lines were being teased. Well, it's almost like going to hell, so I just managed. But then it failed, and Yu Qian fell asleep again. Drunk people are most afraid of this At first, they can stay conscious by taking a nap. Once they sleep twice, their bodies will go into a state of complete dormancy and alcohol will go into a state of full attendance. At this time, Yu Qian will enter a state of fragmentation.
Fenhe Bay, which is not near, used to be Fenhe Bay in Yuqian, Degang Guo. In order to let Yu Qian sleep more, Guo Qilin Hou Zhen's stolen axe and Yun-peng Yue Sun Yue's war drum were temporarily added. After bowing on the stage, the two started their car accident journey.
Guo opened the first bag and asked, "What's that smell on the stage?" In fact, this is the "smashing the frontcourt" commonly used in cross talk. Turn over the bottom of the last program again to keep the audience's mood at a high point. On the other hand, the bottom of the last program "War Drum" was "Farting all night", so Degang Guo asked what the smell was, and the correct translation should be related to farting. Yu Qian answered "a little sticky" and Degang Guo answered "spicy eyes". Actually, it's a little different. I didn't clearly point out the theme of "fart", but I just barely grasped it. This is not a big mistake.
After that, he began to go astray. Guo introduced the last actor "He called" and Yu Qian grabbed "Sun Yue". As a result, Degang Guo followed "the one next to him ...". Did you find the problem? It should be until Degang Guo said "the one next to him" and Yu Qian answered "Sun Yue". As a result, walking in the middle, the burden is completely muddy. Behind the stream of consciousness chat, two of them are the most commonly used baggage "donkey teacher", Yu Qian slipped past directly and did not turn over. Degang Guo gave a strange laugh at this time, and most of them realized that things were out of control.
Yu Qian's handfuls were totally unacceptable, so Degang Guo used circuitous tactics to deal with them, that is to say, nonsense, plus all kinds of big guys (lifting pants, serving the table, tidying up the front of the car, rolling and so on). ), all kinds of strange voices, and put the baggage in the direction of the past beauty, trying to focus the audience's emotions on themselves and ignore Qian's drunkenness. In fact, Wang Baochuan and Liu are not included in the whole program. Compared with Qian's preface and Degang Guo's almost crazy method of covering up ugliness, this is the slightest slip of the tongue.
Generally speaking, this program shows Degang Guo's basic skills, that is, he can make the audience can't tell who is drunk. Because on the high platform, it seems that if Yu Qian drank twenty glasses of beer, Mr. Guo drank at least twenty glasses of wine. This treatment is similar to when I found a piece of wall paint missing from my home wall. In order to avoid visual disharmony, I simply removed the whole wall.
Fenhe Bay, the stage accident version of idolized cultural myth, is a nightmare for both sides. Degang Guo was driven crazy by Yu Qian's incoherent remarks, and Yu Qian regretted it after waking up. Not only did he personally call Degang Guo to apologize, but he also completely got rid of the problem of drinking before the performance. However, under the consistent rendering of the idol culture of Deyun Society, Fenhe Bay, a car accident version, has become a wrong version of RMB and a classic that never leaves. Degang Guo Yu Qian, two masters, with their supreme and profound knowledge, made the car accident a century classic and became an eternal monument in the hearts of car fans.
This is the advantage of fan culture. Fans buy tickets to see people and have no aesthetic or artistic requirements for their works. Why did Mr. Guo go to the rice circle even if he was against all his peers, so that Deyun Society became the first idol group in the history of cross talk to embrace rice circles? The fundamental reason is that as long as the fan culture can be established, the actors themselves will become the standard, and the actions of idols will naturally be right and wrong. Maybe some people mean that selling noodles tickets is a joke, but in the logic of rice circles, Shang Yan also needs krypton to eat noodles. The more absurd the data, the more he can prove his brother's charm.
As a result, such a cross talk full of mistakes and embarrassment was blown to the altar. Although this is undoubtedly a disrespect for the stage and the audience for Qian, it is also a shame for the stage. But for fans, Yu Qian came to power drunk, that is to respect fans. The more nonsense he talks, the more artistic he is. This is exactly the same as the aesthetic logic of Fenhe Bay Car Accident Edition. On the premise that fans only look at people and don't watch performances, as long as they are not embarrassed, the real people are embarrassed.
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