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An interesting person or thing writes a composition.
The name of this toy is Semite sensory robot. It is more than a foot high, wearing headphones on its head, as if it were talking to someone secretly. Its expression is very serious. It has a gun in its hand and a small flashing light on its head. As long as the switch is turned on, the small light will light up, the gun will make a "clang", and then it will become a "bang". There is a TV screen in the belly of the machine. You can watch TV. It was fun.
There are also blue and white stripes on the feet. It makes people feel that the robot's feet are very strong, and there are six small wheels under its feet, which are distributed under its feet, making it very convenient to walk.
This robot is very interesting. As long as you press the switch, there will be a cry of "Go …" in your mouth, and the small TV on its belly will start to work. When it comes to TV, it is actually a piece of paper that keeps turning, so it is mistaken for TV. When the switch is turned on, the robot stands with its feet in tandem, but mainly by the small wheels under its feet.
Interestingly, this robot barks while walking. This is my robot toy, an interesting thing.
2. The composition encyclopedia of interesting characters in the Spring Festival spent a very interesting Christmas with all kinds of snowflakes. Listen carefully, the pace of the new year is approaching. Looking at the east, I just arrived in Chiang Kai-shek late and the sun was shining. We politely called him: Hello in the New Year!
In the past 365 days full of wind, frost, rain and snow, we have struggled, made progress, succeeded and failed. Our laughter, loss, confusion and confusion have all turned into beautiful memories. As Pushkin said in his poem: "The past will be infected with inexplicable acacia." Isn't it?
New Year is the starting point of time, and New Year's Day is the first milestone of time. On this day, we are thinking more about the future. Those upcoming undertakings, upcoming opportunities and bright prospects are looming ahead, waving to us with mysterious dreams and endless happiness. As a result, our hearts rekindled confidence and hope, regardless of fatigue and pain, and went through the storm without hesitation. The new year always comes at the coldest time of the year. However, "if winter comes, can spring be far behind?" Yes, countless poems and paintings are waiting for us to feel and describe: the sunny morning by the lake, the dusk by the path full of petals, the misty rain on the bluestone path in Jiangnan Lane, and the green wheat fields in the north and west. .....
Yes, although the road ahead is still bumpy and the cold wind is still whistling, we still keep moving forward for the promise we made to ourselves, for the eternal hope and beautiful vision. ...
Standing on the snow-white starting line of the new year, facing tomorrow and the rising red sun in Ran Ran in the East, let's release the white dove in our hearts and say a sincere tunnel with a lily-like mood in full bloom;
Happy new year! ! !
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In the morning, the weather is clear, the air is fresh, the sun is shining, the sky is clear, and the white clouds are soft and as white as washed.
Today's weather is good, accompany grandpa to visit relatives! Hehe, grandpa came today. Also take grandma, cousin, menstruation. Of course I'm happy (maybe there will be gains, hee hee! ~~)。
"Ah ha ha, hello grandpa, hello grandma, happy New Year!" As soon as my relatives arrived, I sold my mouth: "Congratulations on making a fortune, the financial resources are rolling, and the red envelope will follow!" " Hey! "
Grandparents couldn't stand my actions and took out red envelopes: "Then, here you are!" " "
"Thank you, grandparents, you are so lucky this year!" After that, I "fled back to my room" and put away the red envelope.
After the reunion dinner, we watched TV together. It's 9 o'clock. Dad seems to have forgotten something. He took something out of the room. . .
"Come on, grandma, dad, Xiaochao (my cousin), your profit is money, hehe!" Dad smiled and gave money.
After my relatives slept, I pulled my father to the balcony. . .
"Dad, you seem to have forgotten something. . . "I asked my father.
"What did I forget? You say it! " Dad is curious.
"You forget. . . You forgot. . . "I'm embarrassed to say it (can you guess what I want to say? ): "Congratulations on getting rich, it's really good!"
"Oh, that's it. No, I'm determined not to get lucky money this year! " Dad deliberately raised his voice.
"Oh, no, you are so rich this year that you can't bear to part with a little?" I said, "All right, all right!" Dad had no choice but to give in at last.
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The slogan of "Celebrating the Spring Festival" can often be seen in TV advertisements, and it is these slogans that add a happy atmosphere to the Spring Festival.
Everyone goes shopping before the Spring Festival, buying a new dress, new shoes and so on. I am no exception. I heard that this means that the new year can change and good luck will come. I think the Spring Festival has both good and bad aspects. Of course, it is good for us. If we have a holiday, it is beneficial to collect it. For cleaners, the Spring Festival is a very hard time, and the garbage they have to clean during the Spring Festival has increased a lot. In fact, while we are happy, we should not destroy or throw things around. We "don't base our happiness on the suffering of others". Therefore, when we play in public places, we shouldn't throw things about. Only in this way can the cleaners celebrate the New Year. * * * also held a special fireworks party for people to celebrate the Spring Festival. The party was held on the evening of 19. Many people came that night, and people even squeezed out of the road. Fireworks began to set off.
It is interesting to write an interesting composition with an ordinary thing.
Everyone's life, there will be many "stories", happy, sad, angry ... a childhood "story", which is still very interesting to think of.
I remember when I was five years old, I just learned to ride a bicycle (four-wheeled bicycle). In order to show off to my friends, I often ride it to "parade through the city" in the community. On this day, the weather is refreshing, and I especially want to ride a bike. So, I took it out and called my parents and grandparents to show them my "real skill". Because grandma loves me very much and wants me to ride slowly, she smiled and played a little joke on me. "* *, be careful on the road, don't ride too fast, it hurts, we are not responsible!" "
After listening, remember what grandma said. After bidding farewell to my parents and grandma, I went to the small garden by bike. I ride faster and faster, just like a happy bird. As I rode, I thought, Look, this girl rides fast and well, and she will soon break the world record.
However, something unexpected happened in the sky. Just when I was elated, my car was hit by a pebble on the road, and it began to stagger and jumped into a disco. I also shook, and suddenly, I fell down ... I looked at the bleeding wound sadly and wanted to run home and ask my grandmother to bandage it for me, but I had to give up the idea because my grandmother said it hurt and they were not responsible. In desperation, I took a napkin out of my pocket, wiped the blood from the wound, and then pushed my bike and limped home like a defeated rooster.
When I got home, my family saw the injury on my leg and asked me anxiously what happened. I told them everything. Grandma smiled and nodded my forehead: "What a fool! I'm just kidding you. How can you take it seriously? Go, I'll help you get dressed. " After that, he took me to the small room to dress the wound.
Interesting thing
When I think of it, I always laugh at how stupid I was at that time!
Today, when playing badminton with Zhang Yu, badminton "flew" to the roof. I threw it several times with my racket, but it didn't work. Badminton stopped on the roof and looked at me cunningly! I am in a hurry. I took two rackets and went into battle in turn. As a result, even the racket was on the roof. It' s really "losing the wife and folding the soldiers"! This can make us anxious, because Zhang Yu and I rarely play ball once, not to mention that this racket is newly bought! By the way, throw it with pebbles. Oh, it's useless. Jumping on it is out of reach. What should I do?
Just when we were in a hurry, an aunt cleaner who was cleaning gave us a good idea: "If you want to take something, just look around.". Are there any tools that can be used? " So we scouted around and found a worshipper not far from the garden gate: a long bamboo pole lying quietly on the wall, as if waiting for our reuse. I quietly said "thank you" to my aunt. He ran quickly and dragged the bamboo pole under the eaves. Zhang Yu proudly said to the roof: "Hey, hey, don't be arrogant this time, let's see who is tall!"
The bamboo pole was too heavy, so I worked with Jixin Qi Xin and tried my best. Finally, we lifted the bamboo pole above our heads and leaned against the roof. With a slight poke, the racket and ball fell to the ground ... Just as I was happy with the bamboo pole, the owner of the roof came out of the balcony and shouted angrily at us: "Children, take the bamboo pole away quickly! Be careful to get people away ... "I was startled by Changyu, thinking how so fierce? Do you think we are thieves? So like robots, we listened to the master's orders, dragging bamboo poles in fear and putting them away. Fortunately, he scolded us several times and did nothing to us.
On the way home, I was still glad that it didn't matter if I was scolded. The racket and ball finally returned to our hands.
This is really an interesting thing!
It is interesting to write 300 words about what happened between people and things.
Today, a very interesting thing happened in my family.
At noon, my father is sleeping and I am watching TV. Suddenly I felt bored, so I came up with a boring and interesting game.
I first took four colors of red, yellow, blue and green, then jumped on the bed, painted lipstick on my father's mouth with a red pen, painted my father's face with a yellow pen, painted my left eye hair with a blue pen, and finally painted my right eye hair with a green pen. In this way, I fixed my father's makeup. Then I watched TV again.
When my father woke up and went to comb his hair, I laughed loudly. When he looked in the mirror, his face was flushed with shame and he didn't even dare to look up.
Well, interesting!
5. Interesting person composition I am an interesting person.
I am an interesting person. I kick my feet when I wake up in the morning. If it is a weekend, I will say, "It is impossible to have a class today." If you finish all your homework in the morning, you will say, "I'm liberated." At noon, if my father comes back, he will sign a contract with me. My father said, "Hello, comrades." I said, "I'm not full." If my father came to pick me up, I said, "Comrades have worked hard." Dad would say, "The salary is too small." One night, I was at my grandmother's house. I should be reading and watching TV in my room, but we have to change chairs because of the power failure.
Watching TV, but because of the power failure, we had to move our chairs to the corridor in front of the house and sit and count the stars. But the weather is not beautiful. We counted to the middle, and suddenly a flash of lightning, followed by a loud rumble, broke the quiet night sky, and all the stars were scared away at once. Oh, forget it, just light a candle. In a few minutes, a strong wind blew and the candle went out. The wind is too strong to light candles, so we have to go inside and light candles. I said to my sister, "shall we play a song-making game?" Sister nodded. I'll make it up first. I will sing it with the tune of little star, "Lingling Tian Ling", "Lingling Land" and an ice cream. I will do some jumping and kicking while singing. After singing, I will make a gesture of raising my hand. At this time, my sister has been laughing. Then she sings and dances like me. Grandpa told us not to play because we were afraid that we would kick the mosquito-repellent incense over. My sister and I will think about another game together After discussion, we will play a game of courage to see who goes out of the house first. But we are all timid people. Finally, no one dared to step out of the door. It was not until grandma told us to sleep that we "overcame the psychological barrier" and rushed out the door.
6. Write a composition about how to be an interesting person, 900 words. Wang Xiaobo once divided people into interesting and boring ones. It is not easy to be an interesting person in boring times and boring society.
Throughout the long history, there are many saints in history, but not many interesting people. Su Dongpo is an interesting person. The ancients said that there are four great pleasures in life, while Su Dongpo thought that life is not only four great pleasures, but the Sixteenth National Congress: sailing in the shallow water of Qingxi; Light rain and bamboo window night talk; From summer to Linxi; Go upstairs to see the mountains after the rain; Wandering along the bank of Liu Yin; Smile in front of the flower dock bottle; Wen Zhong passed Jiangshan Temple; Blow a flute in the east under the moon; The morning is semi-fragrant; A tired rattan pillow in the afternoon; Don't be grateful when you open the urn; Receive guests without clothes; Seek a name, flowers are blooming; Poultry flies to itself; Guests come to Jiquan to make tea; Father's audience knows each other.
It can be seen from these sixteen musics that Su Dongpo loves life very much, is optimistic about joining the WTO and knows how to enjoy life. He is a thoroughly interesting person.
Interesting, regardless of status, status or age. People who are humorous, rather than respectable pedants, are often savvy people, and only such people can find endless fun from ordinary life, be worth living and enjoy life.
7. What's interesting? It is better to revise the 600-word composition. Is it the mother who brought us into this world, the mother who encouraged us when we gave up, or the mother who sounded the alarm when we were proud? One thing impressed me deeply.
Once, my parents took me to Qianjiang New Town to play, and there were stone carvings with different shapes standing in the square. I was so excited that I looked at one of them, and then I simply climbed the stone carving and made a face.
Then I called my mother and took a photo. I held my mother's shoulder. My father stood in front of the statue with a camera and said with a smile, "Ready! Three, two, one, eggplant! " Just as my father was about to press the shutter, I somehow slipped and fell backwards. Just when my head was about to hit the ground, my mother rushed over and held me in her hand, and I suddenly felt safe.
But my mother's hand was cut by a sharp stone, and even more frightening was that the bone was exposed. Seeing this scene, my father and I were shocked and dared not delay for a moment. We sent our mother to the hospital at once.
The doctor looked at it and said it must be stitched up. The needle was sewn again and again. Although it is my mother's meat, it seems to be my heart. It hurts? Mother forced a smile and said, "Nothing, nothing, it will be all right in a minute?" I responded with tears: "Mom, why didn't you make a draft when you lied?" Then he lowered his head. "I was so naughty that my mother was so miserable. My father will definitely scold me. "
But I didn't wait for any condemnation, dad.
8. The composition of the most interesting person Grandma is 65 years old and blind. Grandma has black hair and a wrinkled face. Every wrinkle contains vicissitudes and life experiences! Grandma's eyes are a crack, like a curved crescent moon, which is interesting. Big mouth often hangs a set of "big truths". As long as you make a mistake, these principles can be bombarded in turn.
In my memory, grandma loves me the most. She is always on my side (except when she makes mistakes). I remember that time, I wanted to cook, and my mother forbade me to do it! Say I can't do anything. What if I break it? But grandma said, "Let Xinxin go. She can't do it well. I'll help her eat it all!" " "He took me to the kitchen and said kindly," Come on, Xinxin can cook, and Grandma will teach you how to cook! " "Grandma always does everything according to my wishes. As long as it's just me and grandma at home, I'll be the little princess at home!
Grandma still has some nagging, "Oh, how come I forgot to turn off the light again!" " "Xinxin, how many times have I told you not to eat in bed!" But I am very willing to listen, because grandma's nagging is full of love and makes me feel warm! And most of the time grandma is laughing and nagging, which makes people feel kind!
Grandma's most interesting thing is her reading glasses, always making jokes. "Xinxin, help grandma find reading glasses." Whenever I hear this voice, I can't help laughing. Grandma's amnesia is coming again! Grandma always makes some low-level mistakes. Reading glasses are sometimes worn on grandma's nose; Sometimes grandma puts it on the table; If not, grandma will take it herself. But grandma always forgets! I remember another time, grandma fried chicken wings for me and he put on reading glasses. When the oil was boiling, grandma put her head in the past and took a look. Just listen to "plop", reading glasses fell into the oil pan! Grandma is still looking for glasses stupidly. I quickly fished out the glasses with chopsticks and handed them to my grandmother, saying, "Grandma, this is your fried glasses!" " ".Make grandma laugh.
Everyone said, isn't my grandmother cute?
9. Composition describing things. My name is cucumber. Am I a citizen of the colorful vegetable kingdom? You said I was a bit like a cucumber? Of course, we are a family by blood.
To tell you the truth, cucumber is my old-timer and I am an improved variety of cucumber.
In fact, cucumber is quite different from me, at least I am much cooler than it in image: cucumber wears a rustic coat all the year round, with dim color, no style and no money, and no naked decoration on it; Look at my cucumber, a green windbreaker full of avant-garde style and youthful vitality, with many cute little thorns nailed on it. Don't worry, this small thorn will never be as fierce as cactus and won't cause blood.
My temper is much better than that of a cucumber cow. Cucumbers can't wait to go on the market in early spring, and they always insist on fruitful autumn before they willingly go underground. However, if I were in a greenhouse, my personality would be "easy-going". I'll show you when you need me all the year round.
Of course, it makes sense to have a big temper-I'm much stronger than a cucumber, and I weigh a catty when I pick one! Although I am not very good-looking, I can't judge a book by its cover. I pay attention to "inner beauty". My nutrition is very rich, and I am said to be among the best in the list of vitamin C content in vegetables.
People like me for different reasons. Some people say that cucumbers are crisp and refreshing when eaten raw. If you slice it and decorate it with some vinegar, sugar, pepper and glutinous rice, it will be "Nestle coffee-delicious!" Some people say that cucumbers taste better when cooked. Whether it is cooking or making soup, it is nutritious and delicious, comparable to delicacies! There are also beauty lovers who give me a thumbs up and praise me.
Cucumber is an authentic and pure natural beauty and skin care product, which has the miraculous effect of whitening. If you often stick cucumber slices on your face. Don't say that you can get rid of a spot on your face. Even a black whirlwind can turn you into a white whirlwind.
Ah! Do I have such a big skill? Just like me silently, don't be so ostentatious, lest my cucumber turn red and blush. Find advantages and talk about experience: after reading this composition, do you like cucumbers? Of course, it is really attractive to introduce a vegetable in such a novel form and interesting language! It turns out that an ordinary vegetable can be so interesting; The original world of composing music is full of all kinds of wonderful imaginations! As long as you use your brain and pen with your heart, you will be able to write a good composition that is different from others.
I love cucumbers in my hometown. My father lives in Dongchi. He is a famous local vegetable farmer. His cucumbers are always very popular. In spring, the drizzle rustles, and the cucumber vine seems to be sucking the nectar of Mother Earth, so it grows gratifying.
At the beginning of February, the cucumber vine 1 is more than feet high, and grandparents are busy building cucumber vines with bamboo that is more than one person high. Tentacles like tendrils grow on cucumber vines, and the tentacles firmly grasp the bamboo pole and climb up.
Since then, its vines have grown along the shelf, growing taller and stronger. Cucumber vines are staggered, and their vines are as thick as thumbs.
There are small green leaves on it, just like an open palm, one after another, very lush. The leaves are furry and hurt when touched! Soon, the cucumber vines are full of small flowers, like yellow horns, which are very dense.
They won't let me, and I won't let you, attracting groups of singing bees and bringing vitality to the quiet vegetable garden. After a few days, the flower withered, and a cucumber as big as a small caterpillar grew from the place where the flower withered. It was very cute.
In a week or two, I will go to see cucumbers again. Cucumber has grown into a big cucumber. A cucumber about 1 ft long hangs vertically under the leaves, bending the waist of the cucumber vine.
Looking at those cucumbers, my mouth became greedy. I picked one and washed it, only to find that there were small thorns on it! I picked up the brush again, washed off the small thorns and white powder on the cucumber and took a bite. It is fragrant, crisp and cool. The more I eat it, the more I like it. Cucumber can quench thirst, can be eaten as a dish, and can also be used as a beauty product! Cucumber is a "cash cow" for hometown people to get rich. I love cucumbers in my hometown.
Observation and comment: This paper vividly and concretely describes the growth process of cucumber, and all the vines, leaves, flowers and cucumbers are vividly described and loved. Without long-term experience of rural life and careful observation of cucumber growth process, it is difficult to write such a good article with true feelings and substance in words! My beloved telescope I have many novel and interesting toys at home, including electric cars and aeroplanes playing acrobatics ... I like them all.
However, my favorite is the astronomical telescope in the small bookcase. Because it is a gift from Uncle Wang of Japan, a friendly neighbor separated only by a strip of water.
I remember before June 1st, my mother took me to Uncle Wang's house, who had just returned from studying in Japan. As soon as he entered the door, Uncle Wang smiled and said, "Come on, young man! Uncle sent you a holiday gift today. "
"Really? Great! Can I have a look? " I can't wait to ask. "yes."
My uncle promised, but turned around and took out a rectangular box containing "flower clothes" from the room and said, "This is an astronomical telescope made of plastic, and Japanese children like it! For you, take a good look at the stars and the moon and study the universe when you grow up! " I hold the telescope mirror box and my heart is full of joy. Look carefully, this box is longer than my arm! Uncle Wang helped me open the box and introduced me at the same time. It turns out that this telescope is divided into two parts.
The first part is a monocular telescope. The middle of the lens barrel is silvery and shiny, which can reflect my little face.
Both ends are black with lenses. The big lens in front is called the objective lens.
Usually there is a cover on it to protect the lens, and the eyepiece is at right angles to the lens barrel. Interestingly, there is also a pen-sized sight on the lens barrel.
It not only makes the telescope more beautiful, but also helps me find the moon and stars faster. The second part is the tripod of the golden telescope, which is a three-legged black plastic stool pole. Two small metal screws connect the telescope with the tripod. At first glance, it looks like the latest machine gun.
I watched, listened and nodded. Unfortunately, it has been cloudy for three days since I got home, and I was so anxious that I stamped my feet.
The fourth day finally cleared up.
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